Dave Temkin @dtemkin
Tech leadership @ Walmart, previously Netflix. Posts about tech, inclusion, randomness. Opinions my own, posts deleted after 1 month. 🏳️🌈 he/him temk.in Hoboken, NJ Joined April 2008-
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I can’t explain exactly why, but Ben Gibbard is 15 minutes late to picking his kids up from soccer practice, and also hasn’t finished the deck for the meeting tomorrow. What are your OKRs, Ben? (but really DCFC was just as good as ever)
“People say ‘Dave, you worked at those big networks, why would you go into retail?’” Temkin said. “The answer is scale.” fierce-network.com/cloud/walmarts…
Remind me why @Clear exists, again? It hasn’t saved me time in years. One person processing a line ~30 people deep at EWR Terminal A
"Ensuring uptime & reliable experiences across the globe for customers and associates...Open Source rises to the occasion," said @dtemkin of @Walmart from #onesummit keynote stage.
17.5 beta fixes this btw
Neat. The bug where you can see posts from protected accounts is back.
Amazing
Dear Apple, please, I beg of you, fix the radio reset issue in 17.4.1.
Hey @united, doing a credit card announcement at any time is tacky but I get why ya’ll do it, but doing one at 12:10am on a flight that’s significantly delayed due to crew availability is ridiculous.
Moving to a soulless condo in the exurbs to own the libs
You’re going to tell me this trash (Skyline Chili) is any better?
NEW VIDEO | The Story of The Oregon Trail In 1971, three student teachers created a computer game about traveling the Oregon Trail. It became one of the best-selling edutainment games of all time. But the creators never made a penny. Runtime: 1hr 27 min youtu.be/8QbjlHeoLdc
Funny divorced guy habit- I still lock the door when I go to the bathroom.
SEND ME YOUR HUDDLED MASSES YEARNING TO BREATHE FREE. I AM NO LONGER ASKING.
i know nyc isn't the first city to ever experience an earthquake but imagine how los angelenos would react if they, one day, suddenly, ate a delicious, fresh bagel in their city
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I have found a use for the USB port on my @MistSystems AP45
Damn these are gorgeous! Hey quick question man what’s going on in your Likes tab?
Our redesigned @intercom values posters went up this week. They look so good! I wrote the values when I returned amidst a lot of cultural turmoil as an act of radical honesty about what a CEO really cares about. They have served us well and now the culture is remarkably aligned.
This is a crime against Rick Bayless
Frontier Airlines Can Now Use Trade Name “Frontera” onemileatatime.com/news/frontier-…
How great can the culture be if they aren’t even willing to pay you what you’re worth?
You provide salary expectations of $200k to $220k. They offer $175k + great culture. What do you do?
@dtemkin dats a lot o bananas there dave random early drop of banana peels could get slippery
@dtemkin Scale is incredible. Highly recommend Geoffery West book on the subject if you want something from Santa Fe Institute and a fun read.
@dtemkin Congrats on the change and the bananas!
something something TWO BRANCHES OF THE LIRR not just ONE … T W O
Today, @TOHClavin and the Town Board hosted a press conference announcing the Town's lawsuit against the MTA for its poorly conceived congestion pricing program.
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we’re (season 3 of Hacks) so back
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@GaryPetersonUSA @CarlosJSRdgz I really can’t tell if this is satire or not
black coffee?
Oh here it is: Starbucks developing a zero to low calorie energy beverage. $SBUX
Come see me and 2 homosexuals play pop music in a woodwind trio and all of this queer talent!
"Ensuring uptime & reliable experiences across the globe for customers and associates...Open Source rises to the occasion," said @dtemkin of @Walmart from #onesummit keynote stage.
@exadyto *chokes on one otherwise delicious bat*