Kayak Jack @Huemmblebee
Purveyor of fine tweets philly Joined October 2011-
Tweets4K
-
Followers224
-
Following385
-
Likes16K
my stand mixer can double most cookie recipes so long as i’m willing to play a little defense once the oats go in
1
0
2
132
0
View Details
@senortalone @chuembucket 500.2. Haven’t seen anything beating its value+performance, I own one myself. V2 is $1300 rn on sale. Winnie’s also carrie’s Aventon. Happy to let you test ride mine.
I am writing so many checks to visit people that my PTO balance can’t cash. I’m in promised-vacation-debt through 2024 right now
Cat-Cow is such an important stretch but you really gotta make sure nobody catches you lackin
if I could have one superpower it would be the ability to wake up at 6am
last 2 times I’ve got a pie dish back from someone they took out all their pie dishes, said “which one is yours?” and I chose it at random from 3. There’s a 1/9 chance I still have my original dish
I get a crew cut and a good fade is so so important to avoid getting the peaky blinders look. This went wrong the other week and now I look like a soccer fan
does anyone else see the estimate walk time on google maps and just assume they can walk it significantly faster (built different) and then that walk time is dead accurate
Kayak Jack retweeted
your honor my client was just trying to free his mind at night
Who will rid me of this meddlesome sock that one of my friends left here
I had to turn off them screen time settings like week 1 of the pandemic, those figures are for Cupertino and God to know, not me
I don’t want to go to grad school but I would like my friends to so I can text them “what’s this thing on me foot” and stuff
Kayak Jack retweeted
considering buying a label maker and going waaaaay overboard with it
Kayak Jack retweeted
SO BASICALLY I OWN TEN PROPERTIES BUT “LEGITIMATELY” ONLY TWO HOMES. A HOME IS JUST ANYTHING IN NEW JERSEY, WHERE I LIVE... MY MANSION IN FLORIDA IS JUST A VACATION HOME, SO THAT DOESN'T COUNT, AND THE ONE IN MAINE IS TECHNICALLY UNDER MY WIFES NAME SO IT'S NOT LEGITIMATELY MINE
Septa users are waiting for Slippery Rail season so we can really start dressin
A background studying German has me fast and loose with proper noun capitalization. It’s really just Vibe Based but the MLA don’t want you to know that.
planning canoe trips with film folks is killer. Early call times hours away from home are second nature to em
Kayak Jack retweeted
Devon Allen SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED. He didn’t jump the gun. He didn’t flinch. He got punished for being TOO FAST. Watch for yourself.
Kayak Jack retweeted
Ah yes, the trip to Pats + Geno's -- a rite of passage for every tourist.
South Philly is ready for a Dose of Reality! Biden's record-breaking inflation is making it harder for businesses like both Pat's and Geno's to stay afloat. A world without cheesesteaks? That’s just crazy!
Penn Track & Field/XC @PennTrack
11K Followers 444 Following The official Twitter home of Penn Track & Field! #FightOnPenn #ChampionYourLife
Nick Shields @n_shields_12
695 Followers 1K Following Product GTM and Growth @ YipitData. Opinions my own.
Henry Foggo @FOGettabout_it
327 Followers 805 Following
Phil Bergman @PhilBergman_
2K Followers 1K Following Associate AD, Brand Strategy & Broadcasting @UICFlames | @Mizzou, @OhioUSportsAD alum | Philly-native | Likes/Retweets not endorsements, opinions my own.
Tommy Pitt @PommyTitt
198 Followers 209 Following I play a racing game now | Big ice cream guy | Deuce Alum (Room 7) | I’m 31
Cassandra "???" Ky @CassandraKy
596 Followers 1K Following co-host of @flop_soup // author of Cassandra's Good Links: https://t.co/6tMrdJoARr subscribing is FREE just like this website
Kayaking fans lover @FansKayaki80731
40 Followers 393 Following A great t-shirt description should be clear, concise, and highlight the shirt's best features and benefits. tap the link in our bio....
Dirphar @DirpharssAzQ_l
45 Followers 4K Following
StaceyCrofts @IA0t7Y8taNyx7
69 Followers 7K Following
Alex Predhome, Track ... @Predamame
6K Followers 2K Following Engineer 🖥️. Hobby Jogger (2:27 26.2/68:20 13.1/15:03 5k). Contributing writer @milesplit 🎽 and @runnersworld 🏃. Dad joke teller. 🏳️🌈. he/him.
Charlie Huemmler @chuembucket
992 Followers 4K Following Civic Technologist. Enjoyer of disc, bicycle and electronic sports. (he/him 28) @PennMUSA '23
d gal 50 cal @DrFeelGoodDDS
52 Followers 79 Following 50% drugs, 50% shame, 100% reason to remember the name.
Wednesday Night Rides @wednightrides
1K Followers 1K Following Philly social bike rides, Wed nights, every 2 weeks. https://t.co/tKhMHuniLC Email: https://t.co/HoUT3PjWjm Insta: https://t.co/j0BkCrW5lO Reddit: https://t.co/nELCz9WRdB
Sean Mallow @seanmallow
49 Followers 390 Following
Little Fang @FelixAsteria
40 Followers 139 Following tall but not tall enough to bring it up as much as i do | She/Her
Unpack That Bowl @UnPackThatBowl
19 Followers 100 Following Black Content @WillCliffHanger, He/Him, If it can be over examined, I’m gonna talk about it. Thanks for watching! Insta/FB/YouTube Unpack That Bowl!
The Last Best Ride @thelastbestride
32 Followers 19 Following Montana’s premier gravel event. Come celebrate neighbors, racers, 'n adventure chasers! CONTACT EMAIL: [email protected] #thelastbestride #ridewhitefish
Artemis Cross @ArtemisCross11
17 Followers 561 Following
Philadelphia Runner T... @PhillyRunnerTC
131 Followers 297 Following Sponsored by @phillyrun and @diadoraofficial. Supporting post-collegiate runners in pursuit of fast times. Est. 2000.
Carl @liberacefingers
176 Followers 167 Following
Kit Wheeldon @KitWheeldon
173 Followers 2K Following Politics, history, writing, and food – mostly MENA || US/UK || @SOAS & @Occidental
Sophia Murphy @smurphilly
63 Followers 489 Following
ben soffer @soffer_ben
27 Followers 106 Following
rainbow monk @palepalladin
166 Followers 698 Following telluric nomad. sapphic (they/she 🏳️⚧️). anarchist. organizer. cook. poet. Member of Hip-Hop Collective: Radikal Sisters
Gina Lloyd @GinaGoesOutside
19K Followers 1K Following biologist, naturalist, wildlife photographer, and community science coordinator. love to see a little critter! love to take a little picture! crossposting 🦋
Fran Menke Fensterma @franfensty3
6 Followers 118 Following
Bear Safety Tips @TracknFeels
254 Followers 234 Following On an eternal quest to throw far, down, and occasionally up...Penn Track || Wharton '16 || Deuce Room 3
Ways To Say Grandpa @GrandpaNames
16 Followers 130 Following the funniest papa names you will ever read
Brett Perrine @perrine_brett
80 Followers 224 Following
Drew Lilley @d3lilley
80 Followers 562 Following Studying Physics and Mechanical Engineering at UPenn, do some web development on the side. Check out https://t.co/L8kNElq6R8
Penn Club XCTF @ClubPennRunning
649 Followers 3K Following XC, track, AND field | Practice Mon/Wed/Thurs @ Pottruck at 4:30, and Tues @ Franklin Field at 6:00
Dean Lent @LentDean
136 Followers 823 Following
Paul Somaru @PSomaru19
50 Followers 187 Following
Madtech @MadTechRecords
14K Followers 13K Following Madtech Records. Est. 2012 // Demos: [email protected]
Run Calculator @runcalc
220 Followers 2K Following A simple online running pace and time calculator. Project by @PeterJFlan.
Maggs @mckenna1710
0 Followers 10 Following
KPVFC 9/11 Mem 5K @KPVFC911Mem5K
269 Followers 1K Following Official Twiiter account for the annual 5K run supporting Tri-State area's most significant 9/11 Memorial. Mark your calendar for September 11th, 2022.
Patrick Hally @patrickhally11
331 Followers 409 Following
Bowling Porn @bowling_porn
147 Followers 1K Following An homage to the bowling gods. smash that like button and subscribe to my channel
Penn Track & Field/XC @PennTrack
11K Followers 444 Following The official Twitter home of Penn Track & Field! #FightOnPenn #ChampionYourLife
Nick Shields @n_shields_12
695 Followers 1K Following Product GTM and Growth @ YipitData. Opinions my own.
Henry Foggo @FOGettabout_it
327 Followers 805 Following
Steve Dolan @UPennCoachDolan
2K Followers 595 Following Director of Track & Field / Cross Country / Penn Relays at the University of Pennsylvania
Phil Bergman @PhilBergman_
2K Followers 1K Following Associate AD, Brand Strategy & Broadcasting @UICFlames | @Mizzou, @OhioUSportsAD alum | Philly-native | Likes/Retweets not endorsements, opinions my own.
David M @davidmellyruns
8K Followers 553 Following Something's lost and something's gained in living every day. runner | writer | talker | cynical idealist.
Tommy Pitt @PommyTitt
198 Followers 209 Following I play a racing game now | Big ice cream guy | Deuce Alum (Room 7) | I’m 31
Ciara Lucas @CiaraVLucas
3K Followers 1K Following Health journalist & host | Wellness expert | Certified trainer, running & nutrition coach | Sweating, smiling & sunshine are my jam! 🌻
Alex Predhome, Track ... @Predamame
6K Followers 2K Following Engineer 🖥️. Hobby Jogger (2:27 26.2/68:20 13.1/15:03 5k). Contributing writer @milesplit 🎽 and @runnersworld 🏃. Dad joke teller. 🏳️🌈. he/him.
Rebecca Rhynhart @RebeccaRhynhart
6K Followers 1K Following Mom | Wife | Former Candidate for #PHL Mayor
hi @fittedsheet911
21 Followers 134 Following
D Talone @senortalone
805 Followers 571 Following Teacher. Climber. Bike commuter. Traveler. Beginner Yoga. Languages. Pronouns: he/him
Bicycle Coalition of ... @bcgp
12K Followers 1K Following Advocating and educating in support of safe streets for bicycling, walking and rolling in the Philadelphia region. Bluesky: @bcgp.bsky.social
Brandon Lee Gowton @BrandonGowton
91K Followers 624 Following Eagles reporter. Manager & Editor-in-chief: @BleedingGreen. Co-founder: @BGN_Radio. https://t.co/3pSxrRw8IN
🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpo... @hourly_shitpost
1.4M Followers 158 Following the best memes ever created… we wouldn’t be here without them (DM submissions)
SimpleSCOTUS is yearn... @SimpleSCOTUS
131K Followers 1 Following Times That Try Our Souls Not to be taken seriously
ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt
545K Followers 673 Following (e)girl next door• they won’t remove the blue check no matter how hard I try • IG: ellie_schnitt • business inquiries: [email protected]
no context memes @nocontextmemes
3.0M Followers 615 Following memes | dm for promo | @dailyhopecores | @nocontextcardsz
SolutionaryRail @SolutionaryRail
823 Followers 509 Following A people-powered campaign to electrify America's railroads, run trains on green energy, open corridors to a clean energy future, protect community & create jobs
Respectful Memes @RespectfulMemes
2.7M Followers 54 Following #1 Source of Memes to show your Grandma!
Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez
103K Followers 1K Following
Kevin Kelly, Esquire @FineArtLawyer
1K Followers 3K Following I sued a painting; it was framed. Fine Art lawyer covering classical paintings to NFTs.
Cliff Will @WillCliffHanger
273 Followers 622 Following IT Helpdesk, comedian and fish monger. I’m just your average person riddled with anxiety.
Rural Indexing Projec... @ruralindexing
78K Followers 625 Following Original photographic documentation since 2010. Preorder our book RURAL INDEXING: A COLLECTION OF AMERICAN BUILDINGS, SIGNS, AND SYMBOLS (March 2027)
Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit
50K Followers 1K Following
Jeff Craven @jeffbcraven
12K Followers 664 Following I help medical publishers, news sites, and businesses create outstanding print and web content. Used to have 300 followers, now I don't. @[email protected]
Gasstationfoodcyclist @thegsfc
788 Followers 188 Following Memer. Bike Racer of no significance or value. Eat Trash, Ride Fast. He/Him
Favorite movie lines @TitlesInMedia
127K Followers 0 Following For when the title is said by a character in films, games or TV.
Jeff Seelaus @JeffSeelaus
1 Followers 0 Following
🏳️⚧️Graph... @GraphCrimes
100K Followers 638 Following Graph High Crimes & Misdemeanors | I barely stick to the gimmick be warned | She/her
Ballsack Sports @BallsackSports
327K Followers 29K Following Parody/Satire • established 2021 • Featured Worldwide• IG: BallsackSportsHQ • Sack Family IG: BallsackSport
KnowNothing @KnowNothingTV
60K Followers 2K Following "the final boss of twitter" • “moron” –Tim Pool • “grifter” –Glenn Greenwald • “liar” –Jackson Hinkle • “extreme left” –Trainwreck • “whore” –Libertarian Party
Wednesday Night Rides @wednightrides
1K Followers 1K Following Philly social bike rides, Wed nights, every 2 weeks. https://t.co/tKhMHuniLC Email: https://t.co/HoUT3PjWjm Insta: https://t.co/j0BkCrW5lO Reddit: https://t.co/nELCz9WRdB
d gal 50 cal @DrFeelGoodDDS
52 Followers 79 Following 50% drugs, 50% shame, 100% reason to remember the name.
Daggerlad @Daggerlad2
34K Followers 838 Following One creature among many. @lilmeaties factory worker
Deep Leffen Bot @DeepLeffen
99K Followers 1 Following Originally a GPT-3 model trained on @TSM_Leffen tweets and /r/smashbros. Now a GPT-4 model trained on my own posts. All content is heavily curated and prompted.
I Think You Should Le... @nbaleave
61K Followers 2K Following 'I Think You Should Leave' and the NBA are both very good. Let's put them together. Tweets by @rynprry 🏀
Nick Andre @nastraughn
273 Followers 1K Following 📍 LA 💻 Head of Product | Sports @nexusstories 🫰🏽ex. @riotgames | @unitytechnologies | @Adobe | @penntrack 🏀 ⛳️ 🏈 ⚽️ 🏂 🎮
always sunny out of c... @whopoopedthebed
92K Followers 1 Following The source of that random always sunny video on your timeline - all credit to the incredible cast and crew
The Drivers Cooperati... @TheDriversCoop
10K Followers 183 Following Rideshare, but owned by the drivers. Join the movement. Download our new app! 100% custom-built to build wealth for our community.
rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed
35K Followers 1K Following if you follow me you agree with all of my opinions
Clarissa Whiting @clariwhiting
51 Followers 152 Following Co-author of "Steep (30°) uphill walking vs. running: ... " (Whiting et al. 2020) in @EJAP_official. Read here: https://t.co/xHFn16ScBy !!
τobias Harris @tobias31
244K Followers 881 Following “Life is not a problem to be solved, but an experience to be had.”
Athing Mu-Nikolayev @athiiing
27K Followers 119 Following Honestly, call me “Ting” Olympic Champion 🤝 World Champion
Hoops Reference @HoopsReference
42K Followers 877 Following NBA YouTuber w/ 250K+ subs • @JasonDandyHR • @Sixers • @ManUTD
dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_
24K Followers 3K Following she/her • drawing philly sports • big fan of motorsport and plants • rutgers alum • always a red bull in hand 🤙🏽 https://t.co/nJcJIEz66S
Hank Green @hankgreen
1.5M Followers 1K Following
Jon Stewart @jonstewart
1.6M Followers 3 FollowingTrends for United States
You might like
Nick Tuck
@yo_nick_is_here
147 Followers
Brad
@BradMorbeck
171 Followers
Tommy Pitt
@PommyTitt
198 Followers
moody’s joint
@lowlevelseer
389 Followers
Henry Foggo
@FOGettabout_it
327 Followers
Dan T
@dantam95
249 Followers
Tyler
@TylerrrrrrrG
318 Followers
Kit Wheeldon
@KitWheeldon
173 Followers
Carl
@liberacefingers
176 Followers