Sammy B. @HumorBombed

“Stand-up comic with a rap sheet, scribbling stories and chasing a degree at 50. Laughs, lessons, and a little jail time—my life’s a punchline in progress.” Phoenix, AZ Joined November 2024

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Sammy B. @HumorBombed

2 years ago

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2 years ago

@adhd_beans YOUR PERFECT‼️ I’d introduce you to my Far-Right mom😉‼️

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2 years ago

@yhivi How do I get the vid?

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2 years ago

open.substack.com/pub/humorbombe…

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2 years ago

@Sober_lifestyl Congratulations one year clean and sober‼️

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2 years ago

@Sober_lifestyl congratulations on your X‼️ thank you for sharing your E, S, and H‼️

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2 years ago

Part 4: Then the doc rolls in—oncology. She’s here for chemo to snag one more year. Except her kidneys tanked on arrival. No chemo now, just dialysis ‘til the end—maybe a week left. My toe-stub crisis feels dumb. #humorbombed #SecondChanceComedy

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2 years ago

Part 2: Today, my brain’s a dog with a bone—some tiny annoyance I can’t drop. Gas up 50 cents? Extinction event. Stub a toe (one of my 3.25)? Apocalypse. ADHD’s a hell of a drug when you’re this smart. #humorbombed #SecondChanceComedy

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2 years ago

Part 1: HumorBombed—50, felon, 7 fingers, patient sitter. Most days, I’m pissed at slow traffic or a Farmers Only ghoster I’d already married in my head. Usually, it blows away like dandelion fluff. Not today. #humorbombed #SecondChanceComedy

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2 years ago

Part 3: Work’s no help—I sit with patients in Phoenix, eyeballing ‘em for safety. Today, I’m annoyed at this lady and her husband. Arguing over nothing—me with my 7-finger wisdom, them with a suicidal vibe I don’t get. #humorbombed #SecondChanceComedy

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2 years ago

Part 7: HumorBombed Tuesdays, 7 PM—7 parts of me eating life’s bullshit, spitting laughs. Phoenix, catch this 7-finger comic live soon—complaints not included. #humorbombed #SecondChanceComedy

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2 years ago

Part 6: ADHD brain’s quiet for once—no more apocalypse over a stubbed toe. Turns out staring death down makes my felon sob story a punchline, not a pity party. #humorbombed #SecondChanceComedy

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2 years ago

HumorBombed Tuesday drop—I’m Sammy B., 50, felon, 7 fingers, comic. Usually I’m griping about Phoenix dust, but one Alaska night, I froze my toes off—booze and despair said quit, laughs said nah. #humorbombed #SecondChanceComedy #PhoenixLaughs #PhoenixRecovered

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2 years ago

Last week, a urologist was examining me, and I said, ‘This is awkward.’ He goes, ‘It’s just as awkward for me.’ Really? You’re a urologist—85% of your job is handling junk. I’ve been through this a handful of times; you’ve seen more action than Lilly Phillips at spring break.

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Sammy B. @HumorBombed

2 years ago

Last week, a urologist was examining me, and I said, ‘This is awkward.’ He goes, ‘It’s just as awkward for me.’ Really? You’re a urologist—85% of your job is handling junk. I’ve been through this a handful of times; you’ve handled more 🍆 than Lilly Phillips at spring break.

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2 years ago

@Sober_lifestyl Congratulations on your first anniversary!

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2 years ago

Part 7:What’s your ‘froze my toes’ story? The time you bombed but bounced back? Share it—let’s build this crew. #humorbombed means second chances, one laugh at a time. Hit me up! #SecondChanceComedy #PhoenixLaughs #PhoenixRecovered

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2 years ago

Part 6:Ever hit bottom and climbed back? That’s me—felon, addict, frostbite club member. Now I’m HumorBombed, here for misfits like us. Phoenix, catch me live soon—limping but laughing. #humorbombed #SecondChanceComedy #PhoenixLaughs #PhoenixRecovered