ChronicIllnessHumor @HumorChronic
Chronic Illnesses + Autoimmune Disorders R no laughing matter but my humorous posts will make U feel better for a while. #chronicillness #autoimmune #funny chronicillnesstees.etsy.com Joined February 2024-
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When I see "inspirational" posts that say "Choose To Be Healthy", I roll my eyes so hard. I didn't see "Health" on a menu and say "none for me, thank you."
Wasn’t planning on spending my hottest years living like the grandparents in Charlie and the Chcolate Factory but here we are
Not to brag, but I see my doctors more often than I see my friends.
I live in constant fear of the 1-800-GOT-JUNK people coming to take my body away.
Every since I was a little girl, I had a passion for making incoherent medical jokes on the internet
Does anybody know how to lower the difficulty settings on this level of chronic illness? 😋
This is for ME/CFS but is true for other chronic illnesses as well #mecfs #me #cfs #longcovid #chronicillness #autoimmune
I have faced more peer pressure to try kale then I have ever felt with drugs
One does not simply rise and shine
I want to apologize for not writing back to all the comments I get. The most exhausting thing for me is trying to overcome my brain fog and communicate. But I love you all and sorry that I can't talk much.
Who ate all my Serotonin?
😀 #pwme
If House MD was being mean to me, I would just die so he wouldn't get the satisfaction of diagnosing me.
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Today's mood...
“‘How are you really?’ I wish they would ask me how I’m feeling and not assume I’m having a good day because I look OK. I wish they would show #compassion when I suddenly have #Fibromyalgia flares and need to rest instead of ignoring me.” buff.ly/4cfN42r #ChronicPain #FM
Do chocolate labs ever not follow you around the house? Asking for a friend. 🙃
Would so love to be there with my family and loads of friends. Bloody #ME , bloody, bloody ME 😢
Johnny and @RobGMacfarlane's ‘River Calls’ UK tour begins tomorrow, starting in Leeds. These screen prints were made by Jon Mackay - swipe to see a video of Jon creating them. There will be T shirts, vinyl and other merchandise on sale.
The secret they don’t want you to know is that you have the power to self-heal.
When you improved, did your HRV get higher in general?
“sharing your illness experiences on #socialmedia, can lead to rude reactions, #gaslighting or #toxicpositivity. And getting upset over mean comments of strangers on the Internet is not what you need”: buff.ly/3SnQ6bE #MentalHealthMatters #InvisibleIllness
"... I got this amazing fatigue, you know. The kind of fatigue where you sleep all night and you wake up in the morning and you feel like you've climbed a huge mountain. It's really weird, very hard to believe it's happening". Ronnie Lane, guitarist in the Faces on his MS.
✅ May is #Lupusawareness month!!! 🦋 Let's spread the word! #Lupus is an #autoimmune disease affecting approximately 3.4 MILLION people in the world 🌎🌍🌏 and is associated with a wide range of #symptoms, some of which are not always visible!
New-ish #LongCovid review: Towards understanding #postCOVID19 condition: A systematic meta-analysis of transcriptomic alterations with sex-specific insights Free full text: sciencedirect.com/science/articl… 1/
“But usually, I become quiet when experiencing a severe, debilitating #flare. The pain silences me… When #pain ramps up and #symptoms worsen, it feels like a living nightmare I cannot escape.” Why I Don't Always Talk About My #ChronicLife buff.ly/3PLdj72 @serenebutterfly
I’m ready to try nicotine patches for #longcovid. Can one of you please educate me on this protocol? Thanks friends. ♥️
“The most surprising part of getting better with conditions like #fibromyalgia and #chronicfatiguesyndrome is the sheer amount of work it takes to maintain it": buff.ly/3POL4p0 by @thefibromama #pwME #ChronicallyIll #InvisibleIllness
📢 Important: #FND is real, it has diagnostic criteria, it is disabling. ‼️ Last week I saw a patient with both #POTS and #FND. Yes, both can co-exist in some patients. 🧠 POTS/#MECFS/#LongCovid are NOT FND, just like they are not anxiety disorders. #NeuroTwitter
While lying on my couch, disabled by ME/CFS, I sometimes fantasize how my life would have been different if Simon Wessely had been a plumber.
For me ,being hopeful doesn't mean that I am safe and not scared of losing my battle against LGMD at the end . I am just trying to look at the glass as half-full instead of half-empty and I hope I can continue doing so to keep going. #chronicillness #LGMD
Part of the problem of Long Covid is that people think that deep suffering must look dramatic, and have a dramatic cause, whereas the deepest suffering of which I know looks like patients lying in bed, and is caused by nothing more than a stranger's breath