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I do not hate or love any groups, but I hate and love many individuals. Joined January 2018-
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Dear @Shanemgillis As a former SNL cast member I am sorry that you had the misfortune of being a cast member during this era of cultural unforgiveness where comedic misfires are subject to the intolerable inquisition of those who never risked bombing on stage themselves.
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The cast of @JerseyShore can’t stop teasing @JENNIWOWW about her new, younger boyfriend, while chatting on @TheBonfireSXM.
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Stop telling me to vote. I’m an idiot. Why would you want idiots to influence an election?
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Liberals: Donald Trump?! More like Donald Drumpf!! Hahahahaha Conservatives: Barack Obama?! More like Barack HUSSAIN OSAMA hahahahaha Adam sandler: Chlorophyll?! MORE LIKE BOREAPHYLL HAHAHAHA
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We have a president that just called a woman #horseface on twitter. If you didn’t uncontrollably laugh out loud at that, you’ve got something way too big lodged up that ass.
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Holy shit is this hilarious. @peterboghossian submitted a bunch of ridiculous papers as evidence of how silly some sections of academia have become.
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“I don’t want anything that you have kid”
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How good is Kentucky? Sports Illustrated says the Cats are a top 10 team dlvr.it/Ql7Nsp
I love our team’s attitude!
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WATCH: Benny Snell explains what caused pregame skirmish before Kentucky-Mississippi State game dlvr.it/Ql6dzS
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Ok mr big shot director of resort activities. If you didn't want me to start a white power chant why would you put me on the white team in tug-o-war?
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Watch Now: @UKCoachStoops Mississippi State Postgame pscp.tv/w/bnbxrzg5MjMx…
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FINAL FROM KROGER FIELD: Kentucky: 28 Mississippi State: 7 #GetUp😼🏈
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