I Fail to Human @I_fail_to_Human
Shop local. Be kind. Support your community. #stopcovid19 Earth Joined August 2014-
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“Doctors won’t make you healthy. Nutritionists won’t make you slim. Teachers won’t make you smart. Gurus won’t make you calm. Mentors won’t make you rich. Trainers won’t make you fit. Ultimately, you have to take responsibility. Save yourself.” ~ Naval Ravikant
Sears Canada is sold out of turkeys.
Just when you think antivaxxers can't get any lower, you hear of one who books a covid shot, just to steal vaccine filled syringes once at the clinic. What is happening to people?
The first COVID-19 vaccine for kids 5-11 could be approved within a matter of weeks, meaning the pressure is on to come up with kid-friendly ways to run a mass vaccination campaign & answer parents' questions about vaccine safety. My story today: theglobeandmail.com/canada/article…
Facebook was storing their servers at an abandoned Sears Canada store. Unfortunately, our Manager Greg forgot to tell them we’re tearing it down.
So is the lack of toner in tvdsb schools a plan to cut photocopy costs? It's an absolute joke that some schools haven't had toner in 2 weeks! If you want educators to teach, then give them the necessary resources to get the job done!
Active cases of #COVID19 have been identified by local public health officials today at Northdale Public School, Saunders Secondary School, Springbank Public School and Woodstock Collegiate Institute. Read more: tvdsb.ca/news
The iconic storyteller reflects on his career as he reveals he has dementia. cbc.ca/1.6193428
"Just be positive." "Good vibes only." These are culturally normative ways of refusing to see other people's pain. They are an avoidant coping strategy wrapped in rainbows and sparkles. ~ @SusanDavid_PhD #mindfulness
The Canadian Media could easily track down PM Trudeau on a 3 day vacation but couldn’t track down Jason Kenney or Doug Ford an entire election campaign.
Today is the first National Day for Truth and Reconciliation As we take a moment to reflect, let us recognize that it also marks another day that Indigenous ppl are denied their basic legal rights So today and everyday, let us commit to fighting alongside Indigenous communities
Come join us… This Saturday, Oct 2nd in Compton, CA.
Oh I have entered spiteful mode. This could be someone's grandma, someone's cousin or uncle. Someone who can't take the credit hit. Nope. I'm not letting this slide. My credit can take the beating for this.
hey beloved @CBCLondon do you guys still cover bizarre telecoms bills where they refuse to make things right? I have a beef with @VirginPlus and am about to file with the regulatory body. I'm being told the contracted phone I have was not $1450 but $2250 instead.
Just ordered my smallest boy his very own masks. I did not expect to still be in this pandemic by the time he was old enough for wearing them. Yet here we are.

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