Captain Hindsight (Mostly Satire) @ImCaptHindsight
Captain Hindsight to the rescue. Will never lose an argument due to my powers. Also you cant lose an argument to an idiot and I’m smarter than the smart people. Texas, USA Joined December 2018-
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Can’t wait for the Netflix Original: “For Hate of the Game” starring Jon Bernthal as Angel Hernandez.
Can’t wait for the Netflix Original: “For Hate of the Game” starring Jon Bernthal as Angel Hernandez.
“What’s going on with white males between 18-25?!”
Moneyball (2024)
The costume though….😜
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Putin just delivered a 2006 forum-tier dispergtation on Russia’s historical claim to Ukraine and my president just held an emergency news conference to deny the findings he’s essentially legally retarded
Aged like fine wine. I was with it the whole season and got my family and friends apologizing and saying I was right. After losing to the Jets, barely squeaking by Washington twice (once in OT) and the Pats, I was surprised they even got that far into the season with only 1 loss.
Aged like fine wine. I was with it the whole season and got my family and friends apologizing and saying I was right. After losing to the Jets, barely squeaking by Washington twice (once in OT) and the Pats, I was surprised they even got that far into the season with only 1 loss.
Jerry, let go of your ego and make Jimmy GM. Do it.
Love seeing all the bettors getting super mad about the over not hitting right now in the Texas State vs. Rice game. These are the people that just go in blind betting and can’t name a single player on either team. Don’t get pissed cause you bet on teams you know nothing about 😂
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Lmao. Who did this? 🤣🤣🤣
The AI-generated L’il Jon Christmas song that we have all been waiting for
i believe i was behind kadarius toney this morning
I find it hilarious watching Eagles fans already turning on their team, finally realizing that they were completely overrated. Even at 10-1, the team just wasn’t very good. Squeaked by some close wins against bad teams, did they win? Yes. But they’re now being exposed.
Rob Reiner trending makes me think of the scene from EdTV when McConaughey reveals he has to use a dick pump to get a boner. I feel is though it’s based on a true story.
No dude has ever rocked harder
It’s pretty fucking crazy to me that someone can make some shit up like Tom Allen saying animals arent capable of love (which he said in a comedy skit in the show Last Man Standing) and people will just blindly believe it and hate a person. Here you go, people:
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