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No, I will not be held accountable for the things I do when I'm drunk. Or sober.
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Now that I've manscaped there'll be no more beating around the bush.
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Whenever I’m feeling inadequate I just remind myself that at least I’m thinking rationally.
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Life Hack: if someone ever says 'What do you want to get on our pizza?' stab them and then you have your own pizza.
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I think you have me confused with somebody that likes you.
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Do you guys want me to do a psychic trick for you? Think of something,think really hard don't tell me what it is.Ok Ready? I Fucking Hate it
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Interviewer: What are your weaknesses... The female ass!
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I wouldn't have to day drink if the kids were in school till the sun went down...
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The five fucks... 1) Fuck me 2) Fuck you 3) Fuck off 4) Fuck it 5) Fuck everything
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So your kids won't eat vegetables? Do you wrap them in bacon and sprinkle shredded cheese on it?
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Meh, look at that cute baby taking doing fuck all for granted. Little fucker.
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