TheAllSeeingSquizzard @Imaf_ckingcloud
And me, i’m Ben Affleck. I’m Ben Affleck and i’m holding two fucking little girl’s arms. And you’re cuba Gooding Jr, disappointing everybody. Live with that. Joined July 2019-
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My first thought when I woke up this morning to blood and pain was "oh, it appears I've been stabbed." My second was the realization I had no stab wound. My third was, "fuck, my period started."
Petition to call the generation after z, generation now. Because alpha is dumb and now I know my ABC's.
When Halloween was 2 days ago, but you're just now getting into the Halloween mood.
Have you ever run into an old teacher, like 10 yrs ago old, and had them call you by name? I bet you thought, oh that's nice, without stopping to think, why? What did I do to make them remember me after so long? This shits gonna keep me up all night.
I've never understood why characters who tell a ghost they cant talk to them because they cant be seen dont just hold a cellphone up to their ear.
Currently contemplating writing a lesbian zombie romance comic for #spookymonth
My friend is catching on to my pranks, so I had to use my roommate’s phone to get the job done
My mom had a news channel on and there was a segment about a room in a school having bedbugs. My school's locker rooms are currently infested with bees.
Update: I now also own her right leg.
I've done approximately 5% of my ap assignment and none of my adv. English one. School starts tomorrow.
Finally started my summer assignment, and then I was told I had to stop and go down stairs because my older brother is here.
I can feel panic slowly mounting over the fact that school starts in 3 days and I haven't started my ap us history or adv. English assignments. But like, it's not bad enough for me to actually start them yet.
Me and my best friend have been friends for 11 years now, and over those 11 years I've gained ownership of both her soul and left arm.
itachi @itachi_0110
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Rodge Bigsby @RodgeBigsby
30 Followers 109 Following Hello. I'm Rodge Walker Bigsby. Most folks call me Rodge. I believe in real news. None of this fake bologna. I read the headlines for Retrotone. It's all I do.
butter noodle connois... @mikey_al
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86K Followers 170 Following Global weather writer and meteorologist for @washingtonpost | Weather and climate analysis and visuals | #HudsonValley snow days
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418 Followers 145 Following I predict Snow Days and Delays for schools in the #HudsonValley
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butter noodle connois... @mikey_al
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