IncorrectTeamRocketQuotes @IncorrectTeamR

Everything that Team Rocket DIDN'T say. Or did they?! 𝑹𝒖𝒏 𝒃𝒚 @𝑶𝑻𝑹𝑱𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔 (𝑭𝒐𝒓 𝒓𝒆𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒔 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝑫𝑴 𝒎𝒆) Joined September 2020

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IncorrectTeamRocketQuotes @IncorrectTeamR

2 years ago

𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me. 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you? 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: Yes! 𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: I'm startin' to feel a little sorry for ya

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2 years ago

𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: If we’re on a date, do not bring yar wallet. I’m not lettin’ you pay. 𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: Just run when I run.

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Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon

2 years ago

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Kiana Mai 🌹 @kianamaiart

2 years ago

they fell asleep watching contests together

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2 years ago

𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: Why are you so small? 𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: I'm weighed down by all my sins.

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2 years ago

🚀: Happy Pride everyone! I remembered my password UDKHGFKSDJGHKJDFG

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2 years ago

𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: What do you think Jessie will do for a distraction? 𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: She’ll probably make a noise or throw a rock or somethin'. Dat’s what I would do. *Pokecenter explodes and several car alarms go off* 𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: ...or she could do dat.

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4 years ago

𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗲𝗿 𝗝𝗲𝗻𝗻𝘆: COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP! 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲, 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: *raise their hands* We're Bi.

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4 years ago

𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲: Why won't the boss talk to us? 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: Maybe he's homophobic

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4 years ago

𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: This is a a disaster! They messed up da banner! It's supposed tah say "JESSIE'S BIRTHDAY"! 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: What does it say instead? 𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: Jessie's Bi. 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: Hey that could still work.

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4 years ago

𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: Jessie, Meowth! I have something important to tell you! 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲: Go on. 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: *poses fabulously with a blue rose in his hand* 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: I’M QUEER! 𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: Wait, I thought we already knew this?

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Kiana Mai 🌹 @kianamaiart

2 years ago

caught!!!

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2 years ago

caught!!! https://t.co/blQS4GoMXJ

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IncorrectTeamRocketQuotes @IncorrectTeamR

3 years ago

𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲: When I meet new people, there are 3 things I do. I either sleep with them, stab them or fall in love with them. 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: But you haven’t stabbed or slept with me?? 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲: 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: Wait-

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4 years ago

𝗔𝘀𝗵: You guys are making me claustrophobic. 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: What does claustrophobic mean? 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus! 𝗔𝘀𝗵: No it doesnt- 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: HO HO HO 𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: Stop it guys, you're scarin' him!

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4 years ago

𝗥𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗺 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻: Are you a boy or a girl? 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: I'm a flaming Moltress! 𝗥𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗺 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻: No, but like, what's between your legs? 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: Jessie, when i'm very lucky.

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4 years ago

𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲: I think you have PTSD. 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: Yeah I have PTSD. Proficient Talent for Sucking Dick! 𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: I t'ink we also need t' talk about your use of humor as a coping mechanism. 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: Guys, I don't think you understand how clever what I just said was.

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4 years ago

𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲: Somebody care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment? 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: They're golden retrievers, Jessie. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.