ChristianTheJustOk @InjuredEngineer
if you don’t know my momma name we ain’t really dogs Texas Joined February 2011-
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My life is a summer reading novel
I said pata de la cebolla because I didn’t know the word for root
I didn’t know the word for train track so I called it a train path
Trying to figure out a word in another language in which you have a limited vocabulary makes you sound insane cause you end up asking what’s the word for a bridge that starts on a beach and leads to nowhere in the ocean, and you’re just trying to figure out how to say pier.
Texas A&M: You know what? *De-Jala’s your peño*
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The way I know a Costco cookie will solve all of my mental anguish
Damm, when was the last time I went to the park to play catch?
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