Josh Stringer @Inshead

Large Marge sent me. Little Rock, Arkansas Joined January 2009

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Josh Stringer @Inshead

2 years ago

@Vtuber94077 @Dexerto Do you consider Thanos a variant of Cable? Or vice versa. It’s likely there is no connection. Dr Doom does wear a mask so it’s likely we never even see RDJs face as Dr Doom. Even if we do it will be disfigured by makeup or CGI.

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Josh Stringer @Inshead

2 years ago

@GandhiAOC @Dexerto Dr Doom does wear a mask… it’s very likely that we never even see RDJs face as him. No one is complaining about Thanos being a variant of Cable.

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Josh Stringer @Inshead

3 years ago

The past tense form of swipe… Is it “swope” or “swoped”?

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Josh Stringer @Inshead

3 years ago

@Tvanveck You tryin to get a lil spicy or what?

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Josh Stringer @Inshead

3 years ago

When am I supposed to start using this advent calendar I bought? There were no instructions with it.

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3 years ago

I bet Jesus loves the times Christmas doesn’t fall on the same day as his birthday for once.

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3 years ago

I’m not saying you shouldn’t separate your colors from whites in the laundry, I’m just saying I never do and the cops have yet to show up.

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3 years ago

Why isn’t Halloween on Friday the 13th more often? I bet it’s crazy spooky when it is though.

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Josh Stringer @Inshead

3 years ago

What’s it called when you are willing to act a lil slutty for office supplies?

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3 years ago

My biggest weakness is that I can never spell manufacturor correctly the first time. Manufactoror? Manufacturur?

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Josh Stringer @Inshead

3 years ago

When Taylor Hanson said “Mmmbop, ba duba dop. Ba du bop, ba duba dop. Ba du bop, ba duba dop. Ba du, oh yeah”… I felt that.

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Josh Stringer @Inshead

3 years ago

Guy About To Invent Stainless Steel: “I’m sick of cleaning all these stains off this steel! Why isn’t there something better? Like… unstainable steel?!”

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Josh Stringer @Inshead

3 years ago

If anyone is missing their basketball goal, it’s in the middle of I-530. It’s the top half.

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Josh Stringer @Inshead

3 years ago

Would just like to make it publicly known that I will no longer be calling them “emotional roller coasters”. They will instead now be referred to as “emotional wave pools”.

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Josh Stringer @Inshead

4 years ago

@DailyLoud When did we stop calling this “Natural Selection”?

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Josh Stringer @Inshead

4 years ago

Man I bet when aliens do finally show up they gonna notice us putting tomatoes on burgers with ketchup and just be like “nah Nevermind” before leaving.

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Josh Stringer @Inshead

4 years ago

@HarrisPeskin @atrupar What else would a precious precious man do?!

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Josh Stringer @Inshead

4 years ago

It’s never a good idea to tell a woman to calm down. Instead ask her “Have you even thought about calming down yet?” This will show her you’re interested in what she’s thinking. What could go wrong?