Dad Joke Han Solo @dadjokehansolo

Just a dad trying to make his son smile. Join the "Dad" side of the Force! Haha! Ben why aren't you laughing this is great stuff! Millennium Falcon Joined January 2016

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Dad Joke Han Solo @dadjokehansolo

2 years ago

Quick, someone call Disney and tell them that the Star Wars franchise and making millions of dollars are mutually exclusive!

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2 years ago

Quick, someone call Disney and tell them that the Star Wars franchise and making millions of dollars are mutually exclusive!

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Dad Joke Han Solo @dadjokehansolo

4 years ago

When my phone is charged to 100% and I can look at memes all day

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Dad Joke Han Solo @dadjokehansolo

4 years ago

Tell your son to clean his room without telling your son to clean his room

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Dad Joke Han Solo @dadjokehansolo

4 years ago

Replacing Ben's lightsaber with a flashlight is still paying off He still tantrum-swings it sometimes and I make the *wwwoooom wwoooom* sounds with my mouth and if it's possible to be murdered by the power of rage alone, surely I am going to die soon

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Dad Joke Han Solo @dadjokehansolo

4 years ago

Sith want literally one thing and it's fucking disgusting

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Dad Joke Han Solo @dadjokehansolo

4 years ago

I confiscated Ben's lightsaber and replaced it with a flashlight as a prank but now I'm wondering why I didn't do this years ago as a disciplinary measure So many bodies over the years... 😳 Am I a bad father? 🤔

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Dad Joke Han Solo @dadjokehansolo

4 years ago

I've heard that if @HamillHimself tweets "Mark Hamill" 3 times, a new Star Wars trilogy will appear

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Dad Joke Han Solo @dadjokehansolo

4 years ago

Mark Hamill

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Mark Hamill

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Dad Joke Han Solo @dadjokehansolo

4 years ago

Apparently using a lightsaber in Olympic fencing is "cheating" and "dangerous" and "grounds for permanent expulsion from the Games and the nation of Japan"