Dad Joke Han Solo @dadjokehansolo
Just a dad trying to make his son smile. Join the "Dad" side of the Force! Haha! Ben why aren't you laughing this is great stuff! Millennium Falcon Joined January 2016-
Tweets2K
-
Followers42K
-
Following50
-
Likes6K
Quick, someone call Disney and tell them that the Star Wars franchise and making millions of dollars are mutually exclusive!
Quick, someone call Disney and tell them that the Star Wars franchise and making millions of dollars are mutually exclusive!
When my phone is charged to 100% and I can look at memes all day
Tell your son to clean his room without telling your son to clean his room
Replacing Ben's lightsaber with a flashlight is still paying off He still tantrum-swings it sometimes and I make the *wwwoooom wwoooom* sounds with my mouth and if it's possible to be murdered by the power of rage alone, surely I am going to die soon
Sith want literally one thing and it's fucking disgusting
I confiscated Ben's lightsaber and replaced it with a flashlight as a prank but now I'm wondering why I didn't do this years ago as a disciplinary measure So many bodies over the years... 😳 Am I a bad father? 🤔
I've heard that if @HamillHimself tweets "Mark Hamill" 3 times, a new Star Wars trilogy will appear
Mark Hamill
Apparently using a lightsaber in Olympic fencing is "cheating" and "dangerous" and "grounds for permanent expulsion from the Games and the nation of Japan"
When someone told me I can now watch the bad batch on Disney+ I assumed they were just talking about the prequels
Ben sent this to me, someone please explain
"The fourth of May is strong with this one!" Is that how it goes?
"Use the 4th of May, Luke..." There, did I do it right!?
What do you call a Jedi dog's chew toy? A light-slobber!
Afterblossom✨In Dun.. @_afterblossom_
21K Followers 1K Following 🇲🇾 I draw stuff ✨ Commission Closed | NSFW 🔞| This is a fandom acc, mostly Reylo and other fandoms
Lar @lartist
20K Followers 672 Following https://t.co/vv1SasbZ9s - New comics seven days a week! - he/him/unca I draw a lot of random cartoons. I have a Redbubble. If you want one on a thing, just ask.
Peter Chiykowski @rockpapercynic
9K Followers 875 Following #CeasefireNow Author, designer, friend of dogs. Creator: @storyenginedeck @storyshortest Rock Paper Cynic.
Kristin Baver 💙 #T.. @KristinBaver
14K Followers 3K Following Author: #StarWars 100 Objects, Timelines, Art of Star Wars: The High Republic, Skywalker: A Family At War News: @StarWars; Hector Smidget’s #1 fan. Nuuuuuuuubs!
Fowl Language 🦆 @fowlcomics
35K Followers 731 Following Tired parent. Coffee enthusiast. Cartoonist Ordinaire
Austin Parker @austincp09
0 Followers 407 Following
Rene @ReneTheTruth88
4 Followers 170 Following
TheComedyPickaxe @comedypickaxe
10 Followers 49 Following What's up, Cyberspace! Welcome to The Comedy Pickaxe. A weekly comedy show about everything and nothing! Tune in for laughs, stories, and terrible jokes.
Garfield Griffiths @dadjoke5k
2 Followers 5 Following
Paul Schmidt @Pschmidty24
72 Followers 1K Following
Doppelgänger @Dopdrop56
89 Followers 641 Following
Erick @eric_mwangitau
115 Followers 2K Following Laughs hard. Decisive. Optimistic. Sports fanatic. Attentive to details. Ambitious. Manchester United fan.
Facu (:( @Ciceritpn
1K Followers 1K Following Hablo de Anime//VideoJuegos//Música//Fútbol y lo que pinte
Cody Scarberry @CodyScarbe32122
65 Followers 255 Following
Andy Alt @DrDadLife
2 Followers 8 Following
JimboGarrison2025 @JamesGarrison24
212 Followers 676 Following
Timothy Credits @TimothyCredits
2K Followers 2K Following Open to work as UI Designer & illustrator || Obsessed With Outer Space
Luke Skywalker @pilot_skywalker
431 Followers 2K Following I'm son of Anakin Skywalker and Padmé Amidala. I was born along with my twin sister Leia Organa, in 19 BBY. I'm a force-sensitive boy. Masters are Ben and Yoda
Bitcoin Bowhunter @CryptoBow82
3K Followers 5K Following Educating society about the nature of money. Fix the money, fix the world! #Bitcoin #2A #FreedomMaximalist #Libertarian #Carnivore 🥩
Celeb Joke (parody) @celeb_joke
35 Followers 116 Following AI generated celebrities telling jokes (parody)
Vintage Vibes @vintage_vibes24
660 Followers 2K Following Nostalgic soul with a passion for vintage food advertisements and memorabilia. Thrift shopping, NFL Football, Fitness and Coffee. #FlyEaglesFly #coffee #vintage
Vintage Food Ads and .. @jenny4penny
164 Followers 641 Following Classic Food Ads and Other Food Related Nostalgia :-)
David Adam @iamelonbrother
36 Followers 240 Following
Mike Kilo @Mick_Kruger
75 Followers 117 Following
Rafael @Rafasince76_
82 Followers 137 Following
Colin Dunn @cdunnrunn
47 Followers 407 Following
Abraham @Lequed9
77 Followers 136 Following
Doug Morris @DougMor84827878
33 Followers 142 Following
Moira McNichols @McnicholsM44104
0 Followers 6 Following
Michael @mwb117
340 Followers 479 Following
Scoundrel @McGrathBrianJ
261 Followers 813 Following I'm here to hang out with you. Mostly about Braves baseball. Feel free to ignore any of my other tweets (Xs? idk... haven't been around in a while).
Derrick Hamblin @Dham5353
0 Followers 51 Following
Bill Cheney @bill4gold
80 Followers 145 Following
RoCkY_fArTeD @jedimasterbob1
541 Followers 1K Following
Abdul Ntale. @AbdulNtale
77 Followers 431 Following
Ava @Ava928528463478
144 Followers 337 Following Welcome to my playhouse, for all your feet needs! nature loving Nerd in my 30s, quirky and silly. •MILF •It'll be fun! 21 and older only 🚫meetups
JJM96 @JJM8996
127 Followers 357 Following
David Conroy @DavidCo21130279
11 Followers 53 Following
Woah-Dee @RealWoah_Dee
2 Followers 267 Following
Richard Brinkman @r1ckbr1nkman
18 Followers 130 Following
Average Joe W/ a Came.. @AvJoeWaCamelToe
138 Followers 947 Following We The People 🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲 Freedom Enthusiast Pronouns: Sir William Wallace/Ron Swanson⚓Veteran
SW @SW1774
579 Followers 717 Following Husband, Father, Proud “Garbage” American. We all have our cross to bear. God first, America second, "conservative purity" third.
Tracie Stuart @tlstuart21
22 Followers 84 Following
Andrew Bright @AndrewB11148981
128 Followers 486 Following
Death Star PR @DeathStarPR
307K Followers 446 Following The Galactic Empire has been getting a bad rap. We're here to set the record straight. Email: [email protected]
Blue Czech Mark @muskrat_john
19K Followers 1K Following Bespoke Cartoonist. Dork Tower. Apples to Apples. Munchkin. Cash ‘n Guns. He/Him/His. JOIN THE ARMYOF DORKNESS: https://t.co/Td4a5REiin
Peter Chiykowski @rockpapercynic
9K Followers 875 Following #CeasefireNow Author, designer, friend of dogs. Creator: @storyenginedeck @storyshortest Rock Paper Cynic.
Peter Mayhew Foundati.. @TheWookieeRoars
311K Followers 1K Following Help the Wookiee give! 501(c)3 Charity serving those in need in loving memory of Peter & Angie Mayhew. Tweets by Philanthropy Director Matthew C. Egan
The Story Engine Deck @storyenginedeck
2K Followers 394 Following The deck of endless story prompts for writers, DMs, RPG players, teachers & storytellers.
Taika Waititi @TaikaWaititi
1.6M Followers 768 Following Bespoke tweets hand-crafted from locally sourced vintage dickhead.
Gerry Conway Stands W.. @gerryconway
24K Followers 315 Following Co-creator of The Punisher, Firestorm, Power Girl, Vixen, and Ms. Marvel. Writer and producer of TV, films, and novels. Dodgers fan. Passionate libtard.
Cassandra 💀 Disput.. @TheIceQueer
444 Followers 202 Following Ennie-nominated RPG writer and designer | she/her | queer poly trans lesbian | available for work. @aethercrayons' gal pal.
The Shortest Story @StoryShortest
3K Followers 216 Following Postcard stories from impossible worlds ft. microfiction by @rockpapercynic. Updates sporadically on Tuesdays.
The Oatmeal @Oatmeal
600K Followers 666 Following I make comics and games. Currently working on an animated series at Netflix.
Commun.it @commun_it
400K Followers 406K Following https://t.co/9sSrmzs44h - We help you 🚀 Grow on Twitter - It's Magical & Free!
Kari Maaren @angrykem
1K Followers 1K Following Kari is the author of Weave a Circle Round (Tor 2017) and the webcomic It Never Rains. She is probably procrastinating on something. She/her.
Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC
97K Followers 24K Following Geoffrey Chaucer (Le Vostre GC): Servaunt of the Kynge. Blogger. Wryter of verse. Wearer of litel woolen hatte. Deputy Forestere of North Petherton. He/hym/hys.
Tiny Kylo Ren @TinyKylo
1K Followers 44 Following Tiny Kylo Ren contemplates his existence. Life is a mountain pathway. Mountains are even bigger than usual for Tiny Kylo Ren.
Middle Manager C3PO @C3POhDear
3K Followers 62 Following Associate Director of Human Cyborg Relations, Galactic Resistance, LLC. Manage a team of prima donna droids. Certified Class II Moss Chef
miss_niss @miss_niss7
35 Followers 818 Following
Chose Souple @ChoseSouple
19 Followers 395 Following
Gabriela @BriElla0
3 Followers 263 Following
Nerf Herder @NerfHerder_band
8K Followers 0 Following Geekish-punkish band...writers of Buffy the Vampire Slayer theme song.
Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas
36K Followers 1 Following I sold the rights for Star Wars to Disney. But I didn't sell the right to complain about it. Parody account.
Arrogant BB8 @ArrogantBB8
30K Followers 1 Following I'm the best thing from the new Star Wars movie and you know it. Parody account.
Star Wars Problems @StarWarsProblms
55K Followers 7 Following It ain't easy living a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Parody account.
Tough Love Leia @ToughLeia
15K Followers 218 Following It's hard to be a badass Resistance General when all the men in one's life are forever on Twitter, complaining about everything. Go to your rooms.
Wil Wheaton @wilw
2.5M Followers 5 Following This account is no longer active. If there is a blue check here, I had nothing to do with it. Elon Musk is a garbage human. #BlackLivesMatter #ProtectTransKids
Paul and Storm @paulandstorm
40K Followers 566 Following Two guys, lotsa songs, and a cruise (https://t.co/dEd4R6oaeO). 3 seasons of "MST3k", plus "Despicable Me 2" (long story). P=Paul, S=Storm in posts. Both he/him.
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt
4.5M Followers 5K Following Head over to https://t.co/RxSAvjPK2W for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt
Chewbacca @ChewieRoars
20K Followers 13 Following Oaao'wkk bbbuuubbgggfhwwhww-ff // Not affiliated with Disney
Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke
269K Followers 2 Following I'm a hermit on a water planet. I don't need people. Please don't leave me. Parody account. My new book: https://t.co/7L8OEejLsC
Rey Skywalker @ReyOflightFA
16K Followers 18 Following I was always the favorite child. I am open to all anyone has to say,I AM NOT DAISY OR AFFILIATED WITH DISNEY. Unfortunately, I don't do tons of Shoutouts, sorry
Darth Vader @DarthVader
398K Followers 5K Following Evil Orphan Ani. Parody / Satire / Fan-Supported. Not Official & Not Affiliated with Disney, Lucasfilm, Star Wars.
Mace Windu @MaceWindu_
10K Followers 411 Following I stand up next to a mountain. Chop it down with the edge of my hand. #StarWars
Lando Calrissian @Lando_Cal
13K Followers 76 Following professional gambler, entrepreneur, smuggler, Baron Administrator of Cloud City, general ladies man, Colt 45 Pitchman & straight up Hustler
Star Wars Joke-A-Day @StarWarsJokes
12K Followers 26 Following Laugh it up, fuzzball. (I also tweet as @stoogey.)
Billy Dee Williams @realbdw
223K Followers 50 Following Official X for Billy Dee Williams. My memoir - WHAT HAVE WE HERE? - available now.
Mark Hamill @MarkHamill
5.1M Followers 2K Following Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
Carrie Fisher @carrieffisher
880K Followers 440 Following theres no room for demons when you're self possessed....
James Stevenson @writelightning
1K Followers 1K Following Published poet and storyteller. I write #haiku to create chaos within order, like lightning! If you write, follow me and I'll follow you in circles.
Star Wars @starwars
6.4M Followers 341 Following The official home of Star Wars. All-new episodes of Star Wars: #TheBadBatch now streaming, only on @DisneyPlus.
@dadjokehansolo You saw how that ended for Han.
@dadjokehansolo @HamillHimself
@dadjokehansolo @lartist @HamillHimself The Palpatine Saga?
@dadjokehansolo @HamillHimself Yes but who would watch the Jar Jar saga?
@dadjokehansolo This is why he killed you, ya scruffy-looking nerf herder
@benarson @dadjokehansolo Quick. Get the hard files and use the satellite dish to transmit it up to the rebel fleet. It’s on a floppy disk.
Shocking new science shows that laying awake in bed on your phone isn't the same as sleeping but also I've gotten this far and I'm not changing my strategy now
Snort laugh
When someone told me I can now watch the bad batch on Disney+ I assumed they were just talking about the prequels
50 all-new micro-stories set in little pocket universes you travel through by turning the pages of the book, which are all little doors These stories cut deeper and take more chances than anything I've released so far!
I am new to the world of Big Person Pants publishing and dealing with things like ARCs and book reviews. If you're an author or reviewer who'd like an ARC, please let me know so I can pass along your info!
9 years ago this month I was working in a Toronto bookstore & got my 1st @AndrewsMcMeel book: The @Oatmeal I was a baby writer. I remember daydreaming THIS IS THE PUBLISHER I WANNA DO A BOOK WITH SOMEDAY The House of Untold Stories comes out on Aug 31 publishing.andrewsmcmeel.com/book/the-house…
Approved for launch! 🚀 We go live on Kickstarter May 18. Click "Notify Me" for a reminder to join us on Day 1! storyenginedeck.com/kickstarter
The Kickstarter algorithm, like all robots, FEEDS ON PEOPLE. Real human pledges, comments, and interactions on Day 1 make or break a project being discovered. Help us tell the robots that this project matters!
Approved for launch! 🚀 We go live on Kickstarter May 18. Click "Notify Me" for a reminder to join us on Day 1: storyenginedeck.com/kickstarter
Happy #starwarsDay! Seems like a good time to show off my 3D-printed R2-D20 dice tower (not for sale)! Also fandom-inspired travel dice towers, on sale for the next 48 hours! nat21workshop.com/maythe4th #maythe4th #starwars #dicetower #r2d2
Happy #starwarsDay! Seems like a good time to show off my 3D-printed R2-D20 dice tower (not for sale)! Also fandom-inspired travel dice towers, on sale for the next 48 hours! nat21workshop.com/maythe4th #maythe4th #starwars #dicetower #r2d2
Life goals courtesy of @rockpapercynic... nat21workshop.com/products/read-…
@dadjokehansolo No, the line is "I got a Dad feeling about this"
I celebrated #MayThe4th by leaving Ben an epic "May the turd be with you" joke in the toilet yesterday
Trends for United States
You might like
