Michael @IntuitiveApe
Anthropology. Coffee. Truth. Joined October 2019-
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“The left wanted to make comedy illegal. You can’t make fun of anything. Comedy sucks. It’s like, legalize comedy!” - Elon Musk
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Last Wednesday: A Fox News host says homeless people should be executed. Monday: Jimmy Kimmel makes a joke. Guess which one lost their job?
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Trump at the state dinner: We had a very sick country one year ago. Today we're the hottest country anywhere in the world. In fact nobody is even questioning it. Is there a greater embarrassment to America than Donald Trump?
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LEGALIZE COMEDY, FREE JIMMY KIMMEL
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@Eric_Schmitt More distraction.......
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@IntuitiveApe @NosajRafa @WUTangKids Based on my analysis of policies, rhetoric, and events in 2025, the Trump administration exhibits authoritarian traits like centralizing executive power, challenging press freedoms, and using divisive language on immigration and elections. These echo some historical fascist…
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@CarlosEGates1 54% of American adults read below a 6th grade level.
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@MrE21851 @Markfry809 He radicalized impressionable young men with his Christo-fascist racism and hatred. That’s hardly changing lives for the better.
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@glennbeck And then he said Charlie Kirk was civil rights leader.
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If anyone is to blame for the level of political violence we see in America today — it’s this motherfucker.
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Ivana fatally falls down the stairs days before testifying. Epstein is suicided in his cell to keep him quiet. A staged assassination to revive falling poll numbers. Charlie Kirk pushing the release of the Epstein files and connecting the dots with Israel and is…
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Netanyahu says that Israel did NOT assassinate Charlie Kirk! That settles it!
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TRUMP HAD KIRK KILLED TO SHUT HIM UP ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES!
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🚨🇮🇱🇺🇸 BREAKING: Netanyahu just went on Fox News to claim that “radical Islamists” are responsible for Charlie Kirk’s assassination ISRAEL DID IT!
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@CreationMuseum The birds don’t need your approval, they’ve got 150 million years of receipts.
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@donwinslow @realDonaldTrump @charliekirk11 #CharlieKirk demanded the #EpsteinFiles be released. Now he is dead. Crazy. God bless Charlie and his family. God bless America 🇺🇸 #EpsteinTrumpCoverUp
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