rick marshall @Iraqlobster67
earths mightiest hero, the keeper of gates, the lighter of gas, the maker of chains Joined July 2022-
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Fuck this guy
It feels good graduating knowing I spent every single day of my school career fucking off
That’s my secret cap, I’m always retarded
My dick just grazed the shit in the toilet. Kinda cool. But really not at all.
VIVA FIESTA
Looking through Google images of lucky strikes trying to jack off. I’m so alone.
me and my wife getting ready to rip these 20mg swedish zyns
IM WATCHING DA FALLOUT SHOW AND DAMN DAT WALTON GOGGINS A G9OOD ACTOR! CANT BELIEVE HE REALLY CUT HIS NOSE OFF FOR THIS ROLE! PERSISTENCE AND DETERMINATION ALONE ARE OMNIPOTENT!
A true poet
Wow the Sturgill countdown led to nothing and the Xans new uniforms are trash. 10 am sucks
lmfaoo its funny to just tweet retarded ass shit that no one thinks is funny
I would drag my balls through 40 miles of glass to finger fuck her shadow
I would drag my balls through 40 miles of glass to finger fuck her shadow
Never sacrifice your Saturday to make your Sunday easier. Rick Marshall is the name, hangovers are the game.
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Broke a spoke last night. 📸: Ryan Vestil
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I'm from Texas and can take a joke as a joke, funny stuff
Charles Barkley apologizes to Beyonce's mom for trashing Galveston Immediately mocks Galveston again "That water is so dirty I'd rather go to San Antonio with those big ole' women"
"I drink to make other people more interesting." ~Ernest Hemingway
I am highly annoyed today and this is gonna help.
Happy birthday Willie Nelson, I hope you're getting your shit sucked on today
I'm unemployed at heart, and no job will ever change that.
Never take for granted that we’ve been graced with the opportunity to spend 91 years on this planet with this sage of life and music. Future generations will look back in awe of how we all got to live in The Age of Willie. Happy Birthday to the poet, the prophet, the Outlaw.
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