Elaine Benes Gesserit @notdylm
I never travel far without a little Big Star Austin, TX Joined January 2022-
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Nothing, and I mean nothing, will prepare for you what Amanda says at the end.
PSA from Chuck 🗣️
Robert Altman’s Sonic The Hedgehog
opening up a bottle of the good shit
You can very clearly hear a guy in the lakers space overtaking people on the freeway and you can hear the Waze app telling him directions and everyone is accusing him of being drunk
This is, like, 90% of the people on this side of the equation in the US. They're not friends to the Jewish people, they want them all to die so Jesus comes back
This is, like, 90% of the people on this side of the equation in the US. They're not friends to the Jewish people, they want them all to die so Jesus comes back
Television pundits looked us straight in the eye and said this Lakers team could finish top 2-3 in the West
Television pundits looked us straight in the eye and said this Lakers team could finish top 2-3 in the West
If i was a star nba player playing against the lakers i would point at Larry David after every shot i made to make it look like we had beef for fun
Someone told me recently that he worked with Lebron James on a commercial shoot and he saw him eat six or seven large packs of sour gummy worms over the course of a day
is there a lawyer in this family? or a doctor
is there a lawyer in this family? or a doctor
It's time for LeBron to get this Lakers loser stink off of him and go elsewhere
nba media game is absolutely hilarious cuz Embiid waited until he had a good game and a W to tell Woj to tell us lmaooo
nba media game is absolutely hilarious cuz Embiid waited until he had a good game and a W to tell Woj to tell us lmaooo
JJ McCarthy calling penguins The Fellas
laker crowd chanting ref you suck while austin reaves is SHOOTING A FREE THROW worst fanbase in sports history
I keep seeing “in Texas students fucked around and found out” Y’all realize we won right? At 6pm on the nose (the end of the school day) the cops retreated, and we successfully had a calm teach in like was always planned. WE won.
F♯A♯∞, fka ☕�.. @coopercooperco
35K Followers 916 Following twitter punished me for my sins but I will never repent
largest rodent @capybaroness
21K Followers 907 Following i have a stomachache.... the honorable one on @LostBroadcasts, co-host of Get Cynical #milehighbasketball i have met two capybaras in real life
robert franco, wander.. @responsiblerob
18K Followers 2K Following a humble ronin who is on the demon way in hell.
JJ @jjdotbiz
7K Followers 805 Following i was losing my mind, yeah | research @blankcheckpod | phd @uwmadison
Dénis B. Huppert (fr.. @dennisbhooper
22K Followers 15K Following grand nerd homosexuel. diplômes avancés en taille, homosexualité, nerdité. "coquin d'internet" - uproxx. fiction: https://t.co/RIZL8ZRWJe
Porky the Litter Eate.. @Boringstein
18K Followers 5K Following legally they cannot stop you from trying all the free samples in the mall food court
Valondar @VK_HM
5K Followers 5K Following Podcaster for @FlyingPodcastle. valondar on steam, Kegg on TrekBBS, Eternalykegg on Reddit. TI Forum Admin. @StarTrekFilms @lemonwensday
millennium mambo no. .. @thamosdeaf
8K Followers 2K Following I like art. // Letterboxd: https://t.co/XC2sI8iomk // CashApp: $mosdeaf // Venmo: mosdeaf
Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng
16K Followers 1K Following Bylines with Vulture, Fangoria, GQ UK, Inverse, Polygon, The Playlist, Secret Handshake Cinema, Film Combat Syndicate 💪🏻Proud Baytriot 💪🏻🇵🇸
Stolen Dune @StolenDans
6K Followers 2K Following certified poster, dylan fanatic, amateur historian, occasional writer and producer. 🧍 writing: https://t.co/kt8b2Z8diZ alt: @legaldans
Gentleman Doofus @GentleDoofus
7K Followers 2K Following Cinephile, academic, and political leftist. “Some people say that the silent era was the golden era of film. These people are difficult and insane.”
anna livia @not_a_heather
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DΔΠTE @steelydante
8K Followers 2K Following i don't read books, i prefer good literary criticism | he/they/she | @paul_posts
Mahnoor Jurewicz @JurewiMahn
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Max McNabb @mcnabbwriter
464 Followers 819 Following Editor of https://t.co/1Xes7l5sLT. Author of Far Blue Mountains. Norm Macdonald once called me a lonesome drifter.
Bobby Vanecko @bvanecko
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𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧�.. @EddardFlanders
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rodney dangerhair @sharksinurknees
160 Followers 317 Following some days i may express myself in curious ways
Matt McCabe @matthewgmccabe
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Elonmusk @Elonmusk29345
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will @BillCBein
255 Followers 767 Following even if you’re a killer you still have classmates from grade school around
anna @rockmeannadeus
778 Followers 635 Following totally tranquil | the boston red stockings | the people's green bay packers | i may not always know ball but dammit i'm tryin
Noxapg @noxapg
46 Followers 125 Following
Adam Farley (blue che.. @lfarley308
324 Followers 2K Following I'm just trying to be the guy that says Hell Yeah to all the tweets that guys would say Hell Yeah to.
Cleo “two flat tire.. @mirkskunk
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Trace 🖖 @sonic_trowel
103 Followers 697 Following Time And Relative Dimension In Space: it means life
Neil Lieberman @nrlinnyc
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Lumb_ago @ago_lumb
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Abby @MelissaSwi75847
13 Followers 371 Following My name is Abby and I'm from Italy. I'm glad to be your friend on Twitter. Maybe this is a wonderful fate
Lilhouse Van Houten @flannelGoddess
1K Followers 2K Following she/her // Os Fan, White Sox fan (formerly), knuckleball enthusiast // @SouthSideSox @allsportsscene @willetspen // all tweets mine // acab // Free 🇵🇸
Beasty McDoobster @BeastMcDoob
42 Followers 187 Following
MidnightShore @Midnight_Shore
504 Followers 888 Following Strongest soldier of Bob Dylan’s “Tempest”; love Taiwanese New Wave Cinema; research fellow in philosophy :)
kiss love @reyteesatg44037
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Qwerty @238Maxxing
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ace @ScrunklePossum
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Ebrima sanyang @ebrimasorries20
721 Followers 3K Following In recognizing the humanity of our fellow beings, we pay ourselves the highest tribute.
John Gomez @john_gomez36814
7 Followers 343 Following Nobody hides pain better than a mother who's trying to remain strong for her child. I love you mother❤️🫂✨😇🇬🇲
Katharine 🐈🐈�.. @katehascats
2K Followers 604 Following insta: @katehascats Hank is the flame point. Townes is the orange tabby. she/her. ♓️
Elizabeth🦒 @oceana_roll
1K Followers 564 Following video editor/iatse 700 ae. crocheter. senior dog lover. sleepyhead.
Helototh @helototh38296
154 Followers 2K Following
Aoife D. Pachinko🏴.. @tragicarpetride
180 Followers 697 Following emissary of pachinkostan known as “aoife” 🏳️⚧️🦞🐊☭ | art: @toraclubforever alt: @explodedrawing
delco @delco915529
26 Followers 828 Following
Archer wants #ceasefi.. @battlehateharm
1K Followers 4K Following Communist they/them against capitalism and "AI" Views not my own, I received them in a beam of pink light from orbit Might be mean if you're bad 🤷♀️
Natalie Bootman @NataliednBootm
15 Followers 715 Following Found different beauties from all US states 🙀 Ready for private meetings Nudes in profile! Watching this https://t.co/GsgCY4ocGH
Everything App Hidden.. @swamp_land
2K Followers 943 Following I'm on Twitter for a good time please help me have a good time.
Austin @the__sixth
281 Followers 1K Following
F♯A♯∞, fka ☕�.. @coopercooperco
35K Followers 916 Following twitter punished me for my sins but I will never repent
largest rodent @capybaroness
21K Followers 907 Following i have a stomachache.... the honorable one on @LostBroadcasts, co-host of Get Cynical #milehighbasketball i have met two capybaras in real life
robert franco, wander.. @responsiblerob
18K Followers 2K Following a humble ronin who is on the demon way in hell.
JJ @jjdotbiz
7K Followers 805 Following i was losing my mind, yeah | research @blankcheckpod | phd @uwmadison
Dénis B. Huppert (fr.. @dennisbhooper
22K Followers 15K Following grand nerd homosexuel. diplômes avancés en taille, homosexualité, nerdité. "coquin d'internet" - uproxx. fiction: https://t.co/RIZL8ZRWJe
Porky the Litter Eate.. @Boringstein
18K Followers 5K Following legally they cannot stop you from trying all the free samples in the mall food court
Valondar @VK_HM
5K Followers 5K Following Podcaster for @FlyingPodcastle. valondar on steam, Kegg on TrekBBS, Eternalykegg on Reddit. TI Forum Admin. @StarTrekFilms @lemonwensday
millennium mambo no. .. @thamosdeaf
8K Followers 2K Following I like art. // Letterboxd: https://t.co/XC2sI8iomk // CashApp: $mosdeaf // Venmo: mosdeaf
Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng
16K Followers 1K Following Bylines with Vulture, Fangoria, GQ UK, Inverse, Polygon, The Playlist, Secret Handshake Cinema, Film Combat Syndicate 💪🏻Proud Baytriot 💪🏻🇵🇸
Stolen Dune @StolenDans
6K Followers 2K Following certified poster, dylan fanatic, amateur historian, occasional writer and producer. 🧍 writing: https://t.co/kt8b2Z8diZ alt: @legaldans
Gentleman Doofus @GentleDoofus
7K Followers 2K Following Cinephile, academic, and political leftist. “Some people say that the silent era was the golden era of film. These people are difficult and insane.”
anna livia @not_a_heather
24K Followers 1K Following Moby-Dick; or, The Whale is an 1851 novel by American writer Herman Melville.
DΔΠTE @steelydante
8K Followers 2K Following i don't read books, i prefer good literary criticism | he/they/she | @paul_posts
120 Revisited @120Revisited
5K Followers 166 Following A tribute to the groundbreaking MTV music video showcase, 120 MINUTES (1986-2003), featuring the brightest names in alternative & independent music.
Ransom Godard @FrenchDogWave
288 Followers 372 Following
Michelle_Neat @Michelle_Neat1
3K Followers 2K Following Host of @VisitorsDugout | The Southpaw from @eephussouthpaw | Houston Til I drop | VERY PRO UNION✊
Andy “Brak & other .. @amerrill2
24K Followers 693 Following I am Brak. Shut up. I am. I like food and watching TV. I’m so much fun, I make myself puke. I have a 57-year old bladder. I share too much about myself.
anna @rockmeannadeus
778 Followers 635 Following totally tranquil | the boston red stockings | the people's green bay packers | i may not always know ball but dammit i'm tryin
Cleo “two flat tire.. @mirkskunk
202 Followers 1K Following audio engineer/padres fan/aspiring megafauna
JV™ @heychessikuh
1K Followers 459 Following jess 🆗 astros 🚀altuve was safe🔸RN 🩺💉 trying 👁️👄👁️ less savage than average 🐡 im sad all the time. 988 🇦🇺
Aoife D. Pachinko🏴.. @tragicarpetride
180 Followers 697 Following emissary of pachinkostan known as “aoife” 🏳️⚧️🦞🐊☭ | art: @toraclubforever alt: @explodedrawing
MidnightShore @Midnight_Shore
504 Followers 888 Following Strongest soldier of Bob Dylan’s “Tempest”; love Taiwanese New Wave Cinema; research fellow in philosophy :)
Currently on Criterio.. @Criterion247
4K Followers 6 Following Featuring what is currently playing on the Criterion 24/7 feature on The Criterion Channel | run by @Liam_The_Nerd & @AveryEvening
Jake House Painters �.. @AgendaHaver
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i’m normal @boners
4K Followers 990 Following I don't feel good and I never have and I never will. Born in ‘88 how old is that (header art by @rlottery!!)
no context astros @NoContextAstros
3K Followers 90 Following presented without context. i do not own the rights to any of these images or videos. all content belongs to mlb and the houston astros. #Relentless
Elizabeth🦒 @oceana_roll
1K Followers 564 Following video editor/iatse 700 ae. crocheter. senior dog lover. sleepyhead.
🇵🇸 Ol’ Tungst.. @garmonhoezia
86 Followers 318 Following AKA: DJ Rewind. He/Him - 23. Jack Woltz’ Kraut-Mick friend. Enjoyer of baseball.
Cj is Sixth Man of th.. @WaypointSetCj
436 Followers 543 Following Latino nerd who writes and talks, but not for a living. I like libraries a lot. Miami boy. Views are my own. He/Him/His #GoFins #HeatCulture
mohamed atta boy @ATFintern
2K Followers 1K Following ''Art, learning, and love — those three faces of God.''
CadeStopher Nolan @talktoCade
1K Followers 3K Following Aspiring filmmaker that hasn’t tried to make any films
Russell Steinberg @Russ_Steinberg
6K Followers 1K Following Taller than Kevin Hart. Shorter than Kevin Durant. John Sterling superfan. Opinions are my own and should also be yours.
J. D. Nelson @madverse
142K Followers 152K Following Poet • Author: 𝙞𝙣 𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 (Post-Asemic Press) https://t.co/s9qbheAbR4 • poetry, micropoetry, Dada, Surrealism, haiku • Ⓥ • More: https://t.co/61ev4MkLt8 ❤️
Reese Wallace @ReeseWallace
299 Followers 1K Following I lost on Jeopardy. James Corden without the fame, charm, talent or accent. He/Him
girlboss don biggavel.. @rwxoxo
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Trevor @trevy_mcq
385 Followers 1K Following pro-Boston and pro-Cocteau Twins. Archangel of Terror. Chaim’s strongest soldier FOREVER.
Paul Wedding @PaulEWedding
610 Followers 4K Following @wfaa Digital Content Producer | Naysayer and hatchetman in the fight against violence | ダラス流れ者 | Also I write about wrestling | Tips: [email protected]
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Larry Fitzmaurice @lfitzmaurice
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dove smith @spongebobdeniro
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zach @zascmo
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Himothy McVeigh @CokeSipper
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38K Followers 1 Following ‼️‼️NOT THE CALIFORNIA DMV‼️‼️ Real personalized license plate applications that the California DMV received from 2015-2017. Posts hourly. 🇵🇸
Amy Lundy Dahl @AmyLundyDahl
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no he’s not. all you people know is depravity
okay the "ew" was unnecessary we are just trying to live
.@billieeilish tells Rolling Stone she's not rocking with whales. "Oh, my God. How can anybody just accept that a whale exists, y’all? Those things are enormous. The noises they make. That shit is terrifying to me. Ew!" Interview: rollingstone.com/music/music-fe…
My parents went out of their way 2 raise ungovernable daughters
Tbh this might make me sound weird but like once a week I thank my parents for not being QAnon or republican or like this lol
WE GET IT… those poor girls omg
Nothing, and I mean nothing, will prepare for you what Amanda says at the end.
nine inch nails is one of my favorite bands because you will have the clunkiest first draft lyrics taking place over a masterpiece composition that sounds meticulously crafted
I didn’t have service most of the night but I can’t believe we picked a guy who will be 28 by the time we’re not paying Cousins anymore
I would’ve thought Cousins and Penix could bond over being old and having torn their ACLs
Micah Parsons kinda seems like he sucks a lot
Cowboys superstar Micah Parsons reacts to the Cowboys picking Tyler Guyton at No. 29 in the NFL Draft #DallasCowboys (🎥: @BleacherReport)
Robert Altman’s Sonic The Hedgehog
me: i feel like i appreciate bladee more than i used to, and his new album is really good, but it's never stopped being weird to me that he's some swedish guy. we're just ok with that? my parole officer: pee into this cup dipshit
i already DID
You want to get an Alamo Drafthouse Season Pass.
@notdylm in dallas we refer to that game as "the mother's day massacre"
You can very clearly hear a guy in the lakers space overtaking people on the freeway and you can hear the Waze app telling him directions and everyone is accusing him of being drunk
If you still offer this kind of combo meal you should be eligible for permanent government subsidies
remember when the Lakers were down 0-3 to the Mavs and Kobe said some bullshit like "i still think we're gonna win the series" right before getting swept. people don't talk about that one a whole lot
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