ʎǝlɹɐɥƆ @charleyonhere
writer idiot Connecticut, USA Joined November 2018-
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I would if a woman needed a book recommendation
Sorry, sir. We have a strict No Singles policy on our showings of ‘Challengers’
Just imagined droning leaf blowers as a suburban Om. This must be the bullshit Jonathan Franzen thinks about
How come people would rather read silly little jokes than my shitty 18 page reclamation of Blade Trinity
How come people would rather read silly little jokes than my shitty 18 page reclamation of Blade Trinity
Commercials then: Look at this stupid fucking idiot who doesn't use our product! 😂 That's not you, is it? 🤨😬 Commercials now: It's more than mustard. It's a precious memory you share with your family forever. 🫂❤️❤️
Waxed parking block outside my pulmonologist’s office whispering to me like Black Philip
Modern day version of Daniel Plainview’s bowling alley
What if instead of working the job I do now I worked one where I actually made money. Huh. Then what
(Guy horny enough to be imprisoned on the dark side of Mars) can anyone recommend me some books to read
Met this girl who said fartknocker, buttmunch, and bunghole within the first 15 seconds of meeting and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about her
lobster20000 @PunishedLobster
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12K Followers 1K Following Frank, A Red Bull. Filmmaker. Tenet posters that go hard.April Ferrara @LazlosGhost
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2K Followers 773 Following experimental filmmaker. bluray collector. he/him. My films:millennium mambo no. .. @thamosdeaf
8K Followers 2K Following I like art. // Letterboxd: https://t.co/XC2sI8iomk // CashApp: $mosdeaf // Venmo: mosdeaftyler, @Film_Butt
2K Followers 879 Following Emergency Contact Information: @Barn_dweller (father), @PunishedLobster (brother)Josh Lewis @thejoshl
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4K Followers 832 Following when you come back, i’ll still be here @eventualforever👑 King of Naps @NotYetSurgeon
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What I think we should do is lump all political causes into one 'mega issue'. That way you only have one problem to solve instead of several thousand
Just imagined droning leaf blowers as a suburban Om. This must be the bullshit Jonathan Franzen thinks about
Act like a Ripley Look like a Lambert Smoke like a Brett Party like a Parker
My throwaway viral posts are the 'tax' my followers must pay to see my actually clever, witty, and insightful 4-7 'like' bangers
This is a horrible business model i know ur just gonna eat it and take it for yourself also why do you think i have ice cream ?
my birthday is in a few days and my gf got me these really neat mulholland drive, punch-drunk love, and boogie nights pieces! each strip of color is the prominent color scheme in every scene of the respective film
Thanks Jane! You’re the best!
Before we share I SAW THE TV GLOW writer-director Jane Schoenbrun's (@sapphicspielbrg) full closet video, please enjoy this shout out to a cult favorite film now playing on @criterionchannl! 😎
Commercials then: Look at this stupid fucking idiot who doesn't use our product! 😂 That's not you, is it? 🤨😬 Commercials now: It's more than mustard. It's a precious memory you share with your family forever. 🫂❤️❤️
in my personal shopper era (touring victorian apartments for multiple friends moving to sacramento)
What groups should we allow police to brutalize? Sound off in the comments‼️
I love how white people scream "I'm a professor," like that's supposed to make them immune to police brutality
Jus walked pass this old lady car, she gon lock her doors 🤨 so I pulled on the handle