@failbettergames Um, look, I don't HAVE any Darkdrop left, but I can send you two Magnificent Feasts?
(Yes, I hoard Feasts. No, I am not hoarding any Jellied Murgatroyd's Mushrooms, but I may have too many biscuits. They go well with zzoup. Or maybe not, I forget.)
@DiesisKey No such thing, no such thing! Blasphemy, heresy, DISCORDANCE!
(This comes from someone who often forgets that RL doesn't have Action Candles, and even if it did they wouldn't refill on such a quick amount for people like me.)
@DiesisKey@failbettergames And maybe I won't dispose of mine for more "snow" this Sacksmas, but odds are I will, again, even though I've got the weird pink-eye dust from the rose queen to study to cover the costs, but, eh.
One can hardly expect me NOT to trade my soul away for a pail of frozen sorrow.
@DiesisKey@failbettergames Don't part with your own for less than a Fabulous Diamond's worth, I'd say.
Or maybe a date with a devil or deviless, or a shiny paperweight, or King Tut milk, or a lifetime's worth of dedicated rumour-gathering, or a fun supposition that's gonna haunt your every moment, or...
@DiesisKey@failbettergames *cue someone trying to get both the Hellish Hymn and the Bully Belvedere to Polythreme to matchmake between them because they're obviously perfect together*
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Only two thirds of our trio got one of those lovely decorations, the third was quite sure the Starveling Cats were gonna eat it so didn't bother.
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