Jason Shapiro @JDShapiro
Met Bob Dole 07/09/93. @LosFelizDayCare (he/him) amazon.com/Knock-Memory-H… Joined February 2009-
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this is crazy to think but the constant gardener is still gardening
what does a conductor say on a reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllly reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllly slow train? “All are bored!”
“I have one last thing to say….. you just got Juiced. There’s a camera there (points) look, there’s a camera there…”
NY Earthquake Eclipse OJ Dead Trump Shits Pants on Live TV
I (36 millennial M) can only kiss my wife (37 millennial F) when lollipop by lil wayne (41M) is on
let me tell you…. the level of spirituality I’ve been feeling listening to bodyguard off cowboy carter
a lot of you sickos are liking too many videos about cracking your partners back
Kyle turn the TikTok camera on… I’m generally very happy and excited about the future
a tradition like no other
i wanna be a big boy at disneyland wearing a faded red “thing 6” t-shirt
reality show idea: “people pleasers” put people in public situations where they need to say no to plans on the spot
9 year old me counting my silent auction tickets at the purim carnival getting ready to bully my parents into bidding on a foosball table ill never use
9 year old me counting my silent auction tickets at the purim carnival getting ready to bully my parents into bidding on a foosball table ill never use
Los Feliz Daycare @LosFelizDaycare
101K Followers 464 Following **We NOW accept immunized children** Inquiries: @JDShapiro [email protected]Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA
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48 Followers 1K Following 風雨を経験しなければ、虹を見ることはできない。磨かれなければ、ダイヤモンドになることはできない。堅持して、奮闘して、夢はついに実現します!頑張って!Chantel Borgmann @BorgmanChan
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122K Followers 268 Following Staff writer, @TheAtlantic. Teller of stories, troller of Nazis. Newsletter: https://t.co/DzNv9fV6EO Music: https://t.co/SJi84fBgewJosh Shapiro @JoshShapiroPA
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25K Followers 716 Following 1/5 of the sketch group The Whitest Kids U' Know and 1/1 of the Sam Brown and the SamtonesPhish is going to get sucked into mainstream culture later in their career, aren’t they? Just like the Grateful Dead.
INCIDENT REPORT: A24 (102 weeks) called Lulu (148 weeks) “delulu for David Pecker”
We did, we did! And it was amazing! #PhishAtSphere
Take a trip inside @SphereVegas during Phish's second night at the venue 📽️ @JayByrdFilms #phish #sphere
Remember: these last fifteen years of music and mayhem have been possible in large part because Trey got the help he needed before it was too late. Anyone out there who needs a hand sticking with us please reach out. Love is all around you. #phish
Name this band! 😂 Most incredible live capture of the night by my fiance Andrew
BE CAREFUL OUT THERE Y’ALL 😳 (he was fine)
1000 scariest tiktoks on the Internet (don't watch this before bed)
Three years ago, I reached out to a showrunner I like on here and we struck up a friendship and last Friday we sold an absolute dream project together. It’s not all bad here, folks. (Though in full disclosure, my showrunner friend did bail on this place a year or more ago 🤷🏼♂️)
In my head she’s a real estate agent and this house is for sale and she does this after closing up at open house
Talk about eating something up 🔥🔥🔥
🔥🚨DEVELOPING: The Red Hot Chili Peppers 1999 song “Californication” has started going viral after fans began uploading videos of their lyrics on TikTok that truly appear to prophesied life in 2024. This is one of the craziest things I’ve seen this year.
this explains everything going on
Michael Showalter introducing a packed screening of THE IDEA OF YOU at @MiamiFilmFest
walking down the sidewalk noticing the reemergence of 🛴 🛴 🛴 🛴 🛴 🛴
“neon moon” mexicans fucking LOVE “neon moon”
@SheaSerrano What’s your favorite song to hear at a Mexican wedding or quince
rewatching MINDHUNTER this shit extremely rules
Here come the totally well adjusted fellas!!!!
Julia Garner has been cast as a female Silver Surfer in ‘FANTASTIC FOUR’. (Source: Deadline)
Tim Robinson is the funniest man alive.
i think larry david is the only celeb I've found relatable in my life.