Jordan Ceilliarec's Unpaid Credit Cards (Parody) @JECDebts
Devout $ABR employee! Fortunately "Uncle Ivan" pays my bills. He even lets me say "out east" on occasion... Anywhere and Everywhere! Joined December 2024-
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Another account down @jracny. Uncle Ivan did not like my no progress in bringing down $ABR short interest, so he cut my funding. Now I will return to posting pictures looking out of others' apartments as if they are my own. Just as I was getting my credit score back >600...
Something something "I own all NYC REITs, am a shameless slumlord, look at all my New York City experiences!" + smirking emoji. Uncle Ivan pays me per emoji used in reference to $ABR. He thinks they are cuter than your run of the mill Hungarian model! My credit still sucks.
Something something "I own all NYC REITs, am a shameless slumlord, look at all my New York City experiences!" + smirking emoji. Uncle Ivan pays me per emoji used in reference to $ABR. He thinks they are cuter than your run of the mill Hungarian model! My credit still sucks.
Just remember, when you are "advised" by Pantigo Advisors, you are luckily getting the "Top-150," and I am just but one of every two who tried! Uncle Ivan and $ABR know what they are doing, they always figure things out and get the best deal!
My GF is one of the best litigators in the city! She gives me all my legal opinions for X. Hofstra was my "reach" school, hence my insecurities (on top of my ignorance). Good thing she is around! I will likely need her when my payments from Uncle Ivan and $ABR are exposed...
Like any other credible, legitimate, above-board private market investor, I maintain 3 profiles on X! This is over-and-above the multiple accounts I have deleted. Uncle Ivan says this lends me credibility. This is normal behavior for any good actor in the space, like $ABR!
Just about to tour some fixer-uppers! Later I will post videos of me opening and closing doors and turning the sink water on, so that people think I know what to look for. Uncle Ivan gave me $100 today to play with. Maybe $ABR will finance the "transition" period!
Just finishing up the back 9... great day to not be behind a desk. Took forever to get a tee time! Now back to $ABR...
Whenever I read "CLO," I think "Citi Loan Officer" chasing me for repayment...
Oh Uncle Ivan did not like today's @viceroyresearch report at all! This means I must rant against Palestine and NYC affordable housing, and sprinkle in some harassment of $ABR critics in between! My credit score was just getting back on track, I can't get off the wagon now!
I think I will drive around in one of my favorite BMWs today. I will make sure to post pics on X. Then I will return it to Avis. Uncle Ivan and $ABR do not allow for longer than one day rentals...
Hey guys! Just taking a break from taking pics at someone else's lake house to get some runs in! The useless rebuttals of @viceroyresearch $ABR work will have to wait! Uncle Ivan didn't let me take the helicopter today, so looks like I am bussing it back to the Port Authority.
Uh oh... Uncle Ivan will not be happy! Time for me to earn my keep at $ABR. I really don't want to pawn off my Och Ziff collectibles to repay my debts. But first....
Uh oh... Uncle Ivan will not be happy! Time for me to earn my keep at $ABR. I really don't want to pawn off my Och Ziff collectibles to repay my debts. But first.... https://t.co/Xm7sKLSrgb
Swinging some new sticks this morning. 27 on the front 9. Couple of eagles. Just a typical day. Did you know I used to play in college? But then I ran into money problems. Uncle Ivan and $ABR came to my rescue.
Not much to lie about on $ABR today. I guess I will post some pictures of generic multifamily units being renovated. Maybe comment on men's fashion like I know what I am talking about. This always impresses Uncle Ivan.
Good thing $ABR has (only) one person handling all of the CLOs, end-to-end! I was worried that Uncle Ivan would call in another favor. I thought I had already repaid my debts...
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