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जोगन @JINNEY_rathi

I write poems, at times articles, yeah one liners, full time reader, unfortunately future lawyer p.s - be aware. aannd the list goes on Joined October 2012
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10 years ago

[watching a random cartoon with the kids] Me: Why is the dog flying a helicopter? 3-year-old: Because he's a dog. Well, that explains it.

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James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn

10 years ago

Me: I'm a man. What I say, goes Wife: ...through me for final approval.

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10 years ago

3-year-old: Can we have a birthday cake? Me: It's not your birthday. 3: The cake won't know.

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10 years ago

[crossing the road] Me: Hold my hand. 5-year-old: No. Me: Would you rather get hit by a car? 5: Me: Well? 5: I'm thinking.

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James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn

10 years ago

[turns on the light] Me: Time to get up. 5-year-old: You only bring us bad news.

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10 years ago

5-year-old: Want to play house? I'll be Mom and you be you. Me: OK, what should I do? 5: Stand there while I yell at you.

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10 years ago

@FierceArya @JINNEY_rathi Ho Ho Ho this time it will be big big enough to drown you in it! Just wait

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जोगन @JINNEY_rathi

10 years ago

@FierceArya it's think* and am just tired, but payback is coming to your way bitch

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10 years ago

@FierceArya delete it

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जोगन @JINNEY_rathi

10 years ago

@FierceArya oh god the horror!

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10 years ago

@FierceArya @thatgirldevyani @JINNEY_rathi k gurl

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10 years ago

@FierceArya @ThyUrbanMonk nice one!

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10 years ago

@NataschaShirsat , @neminshah @dhvanishah98 made their YouTube channel! Share Like comment subscribe! Show some lou m.youtube.com/watch?v=K8T5g6…

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10 years ago

😂😂

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10 years ago

😂😂

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Yapping my way out of boredom @masaaihaara

10 years ago

Batman: "You're not brave. Men are brave" I'm a Man. I'm not brave. I scream like a baby even when a balloon bursts.

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जोगन @JINNEY_rathi

10 years ago

@FierceArya revenge is coming for you

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10 years ago

@FierceArya @thatgirldevyani ok

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10 years ago

@FierceArya @thatgirldevyani today?

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10 years ago

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