Josephine Harley @JJHarlequinn
hashtag word vomit Joined December 2014-
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Friends grow apart- and it hurts. When history shared is lost, it becomes a landmark. Let’s all leap from the landmarks, cherish them, and move on. 💋
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You know when it’s really convenient to have an episode? In your busiest season at work when you’re pulling consistent 18 hr days. Said no one ever. 😑 #bipolarmoments
Just started @TrueBloodHBO - Sookie’s the worst. But every other character is stellar, so you still got me, @HBO 😍
9/11/2001- I’m nine, sitting in a classroom while my teacher weeps and parents keep running into the school to pull their kids out of class. It’s only as I’ve gotten older that I actually understand what that day means.
Brb, just torturing myself with 9/11 documentaries.
He doesn’t like to dance. Is that a dealbreaker?
My greyhound loves me so much that whenever I rub his head he toots several toots. #idontevenknowwhattohashtag
To whichever ex girlfriend convinced the bf to spring for the hbo package...thank you a million times. All the thanks.
Me: “I’m dying!!” Bf: “please don’t. I’d like to marry you and knock you up first.” Yup. He’s the one.
Today, my bf stuck a bottle of 2011 Spanish Gewurztraminer 1/3 up my bajingo and then we drank it. Find somebody weird like you, folks. ✌️🙌
I’m low maintenance. I’m a lawn, not a rose bush. But if you don’t mow me once in awhile, yo neighbor’s gonna want to do it for you. 😑
I don’t expect to be number one, but for the love of god make it the top three.
Look, if you’re reading Chuck Palahniuk at the gym- my panties are already down.
If Planet Earth is on, you can’t escape its vortex. All the sudden you’ve spent 9 hours of your life watching it and you ain’t even mad.
People watching while waiting for my psych appointment is the best Christmas present a girl could wish for. #chemicalinbalance
Fact: pot makes all my favorite TV shows seem super corny. Also fact: I never remember this ahead of time.
If you hold your tits while you run to the bathroom you might be a misfit
My love poem: “You are the only one Who knows what its like For me to #drunk hiccup in front of you.” It doesn’t happen often.
Maybe my life goal is to make everyone feel as uncomfortable as possible 😈💩
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