J.M. Seaborn @JMSeaborn
6'4 & bald. 43. Tattoos. I sling smut here and @WrittenInKink. Official representative for leg men on Twitter. linktr.ee/writteninkink London, England He/Him Joined September 2021-
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April's update for Patreons! So sorry it's late, all is explained in the audio but basically I did myself an injury... while cutting a bread roll 🤘 PLUS preview of a hot draft post about suck jobs, sexual feedback, and a powerful cunt gush. patreon.com/posts/april-up…
North London is red. Happy St. Totteringham's Day to all who celebrate
I would happily choke to death on Greg Davies and at my funeral I guarantee none of the men-fanciers would call it “a shame”.
One of my absolute favourite @stuart_cb illustrations today. The 1950's pinup style but with iPhone on the bed is just... *chef's kiss*. Sorry the blog post turned into something so weird. 1950's housewife / Trashfire girlonthenet.com/blog/1950s-hou…
Watching the Sunak interview on Sky News & it's clear that he thinks if he just parrots his stump speech over & over he can avoid accountability. The problem, of course, is that if you talk a lot people will hear what you have to say & what he has to say is a load of old shit.
I'm too hungover for a North London Derby. Can we postpone?
Turns out Superman III is much better when you're drunk.
Look. Whisky tastes nice but be careful. It has lots of alcohol.
Jess Leigh🔪❣️ @Softapocalypses
19K Followers 8K Following unhinged poet who shit posts from the ethereal plane. sex and body positive. 40s, she/her. married. 🔞happy typo bandit.Karen Heslop @kheslopwrites
14K Followers 6K Following Writes speculative fiction, spicy stories, and monster romance. Mother/Wife/Tree-hugger. Find all my work on the website link. Avi isn't me.12W - H.A. Blackwood @HABlackwood7
7K Followers 6K Following Contemporary steamy romance. Sometime poet. Hopeful romantic. Venus in Scorpio. Music lover. Co-captain of Team Awesome. Lovable dork. Ally. he/himAlexa Sommers @SommelierOfSmut
7K Followers 271 Following The Sommelier of #Smut, is a best-selling author of everything hot and spicy. Find her work at: https://t.co/XV6JD0b1TV @AlexaSommersHolisticBardd @BarddHolistic
2K Followers 3K Following Romantic. Daddy. Sensualist. S&M. Married. Poly. He/him. 80’s kid (39), unapologetic nerd, empathic, writer, INFP. Into RPGs, booze, walks, and personal growth.Snarky 🦆💛 @ThisisSnarky
9K Followers 269 Following will sell nueds for the hozier orange vinyl °⋆𓅭 https://t.co/554uTf0Jp1 𓇬 20+ she/her, 🔞 𓆸 https://t.co/Sef7W2KEOj 𓇬 🎨 @rejzyberry ౨ৎ˚• https://t.co/SBOsArTVFCDrea Braddock--THE WR.. @AuthorDrea
3K Followers 695 Following Author of Indie Romance with All the Feels & Heat Neurodivergent, awkward, genuine mess in Hawaii https://t.co/ZZkz3CkqzrSouthboundaryVA @SouthboundaryVA
347 Followers 2K Following 18+ 🌶️ Writer/VA/VO🎙️|33|🔞🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️| She/They|SFW: @EastgateAudio|MINORS DNI|Banner: @deedrawstuff𝓓𝓪𝓻𝓴 𝓐.. @LMCDark_Angel1
12K Followers 494 Following There's a little bit of Devil in her Angel eyes. The Forbidden Fruit 🍒 @DarkAngelsHaven the keeper of my soul #submissive #empath #nsfw ac @DarkSanctuary76hoosierdaddy8 @Joleary08
63 Followers 257 Following just a nerdy jock livin life. I don’t care about who you voted for, firm believer that we can still get along if we don’t see eye to eye.Eastgate Audio 🔞�.. @EastgateAudio
1K Followers 909 Following She/They|33|NSFW: @SouthboundaryVA|Inqs: [email protected] Banner: @tiainthestars PFP: @deedrawstufftbsvgl @tobiasvoegeli
107 Followers 261 FollowingAthena Northsky @ANorthsky
45 Followers 238 Following 20 y/o | Minors DNI | Account monitored by dom | No CW/TW: violent and graphic visuals. Don't like, don't interact.nightgoon @MyGooning
289 Followers 753 Following I’m falling in love with this perfection and I want more | 25 | non-binary | He/They |troublesome1 @troublesome110
2K Followers 3K Following A 45yr old gent and a pervert, perfect combination. Swanky hotels in the UK on business are my thing. Old enough to know better, young enough not to care. 18+makayla d @makayla16555459
69 Followers 217 Following 21|| big time nerd || @tiainthestars - banner (its soooo pretty)Rowan, Follower of Ch.. @rowan_chaos
92 Followers 686 Following 25, They/She. Collector of Silicone! NSFW, Minors/Zoos/MAPS DNI! No In-Use Content will be posted, but I might like/reply to it. I just vibeSteph (with a ph...)�.. @LilMissG31
336 Followers 281 Following I post to relieve my chaotic mind! Gob like a sailor. https://t.co/LeJO2MSA6V Naughty but nice!GRMA_2023 @GRMMA_2023
113 Followers 165 Following 40. f, uk. My horny account -18+ only. Welcome all pics/vids -and am especially turned on by audio. My dream is to find someone i can submit to...Phryné @Phryneisfire
70 Followers 231 Following Mi-hétaïre, Mi-Oracle érotique - Raconte moi tes désirs les plus sombres, on se dira qui on est - Jugez moi, nue, de préférence. {Dm moi si tu l’oses!}Inappropriate Thought.. @MissInappro
13K Followers 1K Following NSFW, F, late 30s. Naughty, love audio, white shirts and sheets my favourite. A warm welcome, always, just don’t be a d*ck. DMs open but I reply when I can 😘sarrah @sarrah34224102
106 Followers 1K Following Doctor Who Heavy Metal Disney Nerdy Tattoos PiercingsCeleste ✨🌙☀️ @celesteandstars
5 Followers 34 Following 20s. aspiring hot girl, unprofessional yapper, semi-professional napper. minors DNI 🔞H @swededamager00
213 Followers 318 Following Photos, thoughts, & rants, Deep house base hound. Recalcitrant. Makes gardens, grows plants, that sort of thing. MA Social Gaffery🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇪🇺Married.joannMcewen @joannmcewen01
173 Followers 2K Following ❣️ TRUMP 2016,2020,2024❤️ #MAGA PATRIOTS 🇺🇸 LOVE TO WORK OUT 💪 🏋️♀️ FOLLOW BACK IF YOU DO!!??Smut Viking @JarlintheUk
1K Followers 266 Following Jarl | 30s | Deity Dom | Writer, VA | Art by @TheGamingCelt_uncomfortable meat su.. @SlimySlut18
39 Followers 618 Following Art and sex and vibes. Sometimes teeth.| They/She. 30. Cryptid in an oversized t-shirt.| If you know me and you see this page, no you didn’t.🔞 NO MINORSThe Stone Singer @nouoriet
597 Followers 1K Following All the archetypes bleed into one breath healing her lifetime of pain. Singing to all stones hidden in flesh 🕯️Phil @Phillovesdinos
39 Followers 53 Following 42, Father, Not Available. https://t.co/MzuzYsIFmG Little sis @thanightskyy03 My BFF and Ride or Die @RoxyWright0eve_stillfindingoutfu.. @wanttofindoutX
170 Followers 227 Following Mainly kink here. Kink, some songs and a little something from the heart. LGBTQ- Feinde, Schwurbler, Rechte - piss off! eve@justxaxlittle for the darker sideBeccaartist 👻 (Bec.. @beccaartist
435 Followers 2K Following Writer, editor, poet visual artist and creative researcher. Helping you tell your story in print and online. #neurodivergent. Proud ADHD babe!Matt 🐝🍻 @Matt9947296010
1K Followers 1K Following 36, Pizza & Beer whore, Father to a beautiful girlclover 💌 @heavenlyclover
213 Followers 400 Following the magical girl next door 🍒 she/they ♡ 20s ♡ bi ♡ scriptwriter + black femme creative ♡ aquarius sun ♡ theatre nerd ♡ princess sized ♡ pfp by @dawkie_ 🍒Fratczi @Julia_fratczi
155 Followers 164 Following 24 | MDNI | she/her | straight | here to have a good time 😊Sara Candela | #Mirro.. @Scandela9
3K Followers 5K Following Building the #Optimalist community for @Swivl | host of The Optimalist Podcast | Poet | Soon: #ForTheRecord w/ @smgaillard | Prev: @TheDockRadioChris Wolfie- Princes.. @cmac10302
3K Followers 807 Following 33 yr old. BDSM sub to @Viv_Hawthorn. Just writing for fun. Sweet Boy, Sweetie, or Honey. Dms open. NSFW 18+ ONLY. Link to Medium is below.Z. @submissive_sf
524 Followers 5K FollowingEv🍂 | doing good, .. @plethoraoffans
251 Followers 795 Following 26 | she/her | capricorn🌙 | 18+ | dramione🤍 & fairy tail✨ | cr: lessons in chemistry🧪⚗️Dave D. Cawley @davedcawley
170 Followers 584 FollowingTeresa C @sorobotic
6K Followers 1K Following Former Credit Union Poster Competition winner. Fan of getting overly emotional at nature.Becoming Her Master @BecomeHerMaster
155 Followers 75 Following 🖤 Married gentleman 🖤 Exploring my kinks 🖤 Learning the ropes 🖤 Becoming her MasterWikkid Bish @wikkid_bish
33 Followers 51 FollowingJA Martin-Author of E.. @JaMartin1973
10K Followers 8K Following Sexually fluid fantasy erotica in many combinations. When you enter my world, you leave your inhibitions behind. Primal Desires🍁LadyTeaBagging&Cr.. @Tea_CrochetLady
2K Followers 1K Following ♎Tea lover☕Professional Tea bagger🥇Caffeinated at times🤪(BEWARE)⚠️ ALL things silly and ditzy.Craft obsessive🧶Bibliophile📚Happily spoken for. NO DM'S⛔leena 🍑 @Leenahopes
2K Followers 1K Following she/her 39 erotica writer, dark poet , flirt, Speak Up, relationship is complicatedHotstuff26 @HotStuffs26
0 Followers 4 FollowingBillie @justBILI
6K Followers 914 Following that’s what she said | backup: @whatshetwote | Wishlist: https://t.co/nJ0vAWfXQ2Jess Leigh🔪❣️ @Softapocalypses
19K Followers 8K Following unhinged poet who shit posts from the ethereal plane. sex and body positive. 40s, she/her. married. 🔞happy typo bandit.Karen Heslop @kheslopwrites
14K Followers 6K Following Writes speculative fiction, spicy stories, and monster romance. Mother/Wife/Tree-hugger. Find all my work on the website link. Avi isn't me.B McFadden @FaddenBoobs
21K Followers 790 Following “Art exists because life is not enough” Thalassophile - Musical Magpie - she/her - owner of a lovely bahookie12W - H.A. Blackwood @HABlackwood7
7K Followers 6K Following Contemporary steamy romance. Sometime poet. Hopeful romantic. Venus in Scorpio. Music lover. Co-captain of Team Awesome. Lovable dork. Ally. he/himAlexa Sommers @SommelierOfSmut
7K Followers 271 Following The Sommelier of #Smut, is a best-selling author of everything hot and spicy. Find her work at: https://t.co/XV6JD0b1TV @AlexaSommersSnarky 🦆💛 @ThisisSnarky
9K Followers 269 Following will sell nueds for the hozier orange vinyl °⋆𓅭 https://t.co/554uTf0Jp1 𓇬 20+ she/her, 🔞 𓆸 https://t.co/Sef7W2KEOj 𓇬 🎨 @rejzyberry ౨ৎ˚• https://t.co/SBOsArTVFCNikki ✨ (she/her) @loveisafetish
8K Followers 3K Following mom/photographer/artist/gamer @gamenightdate #ADHD advocate for radical self-love💕 married my best friend @mrgreene1977 Love Yourself! newsletter: https://t.co/PRMOzI7xVbDrea Braddock--THE WR.. @AuthorDrea
3K Followers 695 Following Author of Indie Romance with All the Feels & Heat Neurodivergent, awkward, genuine mess in Hawaii https://t.co/ZZkz3Ckqzr𝓓𝓪𝓻𝓴 𝓐.. @LMCDark_Angel1
12K Followers 494 Following There's a little bit of Devil in her Angel eyes. The Forbidden Fruit 🍒 @DarkAngelsHaven the keeper of my soul #submissive #empath #nsfw ac @DarkSanctuary76JackalDaddy @JackalDadd98055
949 Followers 2K Following Silver fox Dom. 6ft tall, bearded and tattooed. Into BDSM, DDlg and most kinks. Lover of passionate, intelligent and depraved souls.CrimsonSub @RollTideSub
259 Followers 478 Following Eager to please. Submissive. Not your ordinary girl. If you're under 21, move along now, there's nothing to see here. Nick Saban... would.Celeste ✨🌙☀️ @celesteandstars
5 Followers 34 Following 20s. aspiring hot girl, unprofessional yapper, semi-professional napper. minors DNI 🔞Inappropriate Thought.. @MissInappro
13K Followers 1K Following NSFW, F, late 30s. Naughty, love audio, white shirts and sheets my favourite. A warm welcome, always, just don’t be a d*ck. DMs open but I reply when I can 😘H @swededamager00
213 Followers 318 Following Photos, thoughts, & rants, Deep house base hound. Recalcitrant. Makes gardens, grows plants, that sort of thing. MA Social Gaffery🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇪🇺Married.🖤⛓️ @degradingpraise
380 Followers 52 FollowingSmut Viking @JarlintheUk
1K Followers 266 Following Jarl | 30s | Deity Dom | Writer, VA | Art by @TheGamingCelt_Becky Holmes hates sp.. @deathtospinach
118K Followers 1K Following I only date celebs (inc. Keanu, Brad, Neeson, Jagger & Prince William), brave US peacekeeping soldiers in Syria or oil rig workers. First book out now 🎉ID @SulisMinerva_
20K Followers 447 Following Just because you think something it doesn’t mean you have to SAY IT OUT LOUD.Sexual Freedom Awards @_sexualfreedom
2K Followers 1K Following Home to the Sexual Freedom Awards - supporting Outsiders #Charity https://t.co/WXg7jfeRg5eve_stillfindingoutfu.. @wanttofindoutX
170 Followers 227 Following Mainly kink here. Kink, some songs and a little something from the heart. LGBTQ- Feinde, Schwurbler, Rechte - piss off! eve@justxaxlittle for the darker side🔞 B U N N Y 🐰 @bunnygirl005
500 Followers 1K Following 🌸NSFW🌸MDNI🌸 platonic flirt• she/her•Pan•30s NO AGE=BLOCK https://t.co/gTiDVIGgEqDany is highly polish.. @DanyRaeArras
509 Followers 1K Following Too woo for the normies. Too normal for the woo-iesVicky ✨ @vickyinatutu
13K Followers 3K Following Music loving, gig attending, Tory hating, socialist, atheist vegetarian. Hopelessly devoted to Morrissey 🎶✌️🏴🌱🍷🐈⬛ 🖤Lee Zimmerman 🌊 @zim2918
81K Followers 78K Following SPIN Distinguished Silk Artist, PhD, all artwork presented here is my own. PLEASE FOLLOW ME AT @zim2918artClara Elena is ON SUB.. @ClaraElenaDice
16K Followers 11K Following Paraguayan Poet 🇵🇾 Rep: @atifalikeathena @cresliterary • JUEGO DE PALABRAS @valparaisoed • ✍🏼 @acentosreview @alebrijesreview @axonjournal @artepoeticapressclover 💌 @heavenlyclover
213 Followers 400 Following the magical girl next door 🍒 she/they ♡ 20s ♡ bi ♡ scriptwriter + black femme creative ♡ aquarius sun ♡ theatre nerd ♡ princess sized ♡ pfp by @dawkie_ 🍒Fratczi @Julia_fratczi
155 Followers 164 Following 24 | MDNI | she/her | straight | here to have a good time 😊Sara Candela | #Mirro.. @Scandela9
3K Followers 5K Following Building the #Optimalist community for @Swivl | host of The Optimalist Podcast | Poet | Soon: #ForTheRecord w/ @smgaillard | Prev: @TheDockRadioPointy @EuclideanPoint
863 Followers 747 Following #NSFW, kinky, switch, parent, scientist. Married to @beaudujour, plays well with others. She/her 🏳️🌈not cute & kinky meme.. @cravedcuddle
1.7M Followers 414 Following cute & kinky memes 🥰 and some not so cute & kinky memes for you to send to your person 😄Teresa C @sorobotic
6K Followers 1K Following Former Credit Union Poster Competition winner. Fan of getting overly emotional at nature.JA Martin-Author of E.. @JaMartin1973
10K Followers 8K Following Sexually fluid fantasy erotica in many combinations. When you enter my world, you leave your inhibitions behind. Primal Desires🍁LadyTeaBagging&Cr.. @Tea_CrochetLady
2K Followers 1K Following ♎Tea lover☕Professional Tea bagger🥇Caffeinated at times🤪(BEWARE)⚠️ ALL things silly and ditzy.Craft obsessive🧶Bibliophile📚Happily spoken for. NO DM'S⛔Billie @justBILI
6K Followers 914 Following that’s what she said | backup: @whatshetwote | Wishlist: https://t.co/nJ0vAWfXQ2JulesC @Biblio_Smile
48 Followers 118 Following Lover of books, autumn, libraries, coziness, wandering, stained glass and adventures. Fandoms: The Band Ghost, Good Omens, The Witcher, The Amazing Devil, AMKenny @thatoneflower15
212 Followers 303 Following Early 20s• she/her• I truly have no idea:) • Flirty and a lot nerdy• I make audios and post pictures sometimes•must be 18+• MDNI 🔞 PFP @dubhsin•Trisha Moody The Alch.. @TrishaTMBMETAL
32K Followers 2K Following Metal Sculpture Artist , Spiritual gangster , kamakazi loverSinful Sensuality @SinfulSens
693 Followers 255 Following Just a naughty bisexual milf who loves to show off and be filmed playing with hot guys and girls. DM for OF collabs 😈https://t.co/A0Gcj7A8j9Sara @AlaraisSara
465 Followers 429 Following 🔞 MDNI | any pronouns, they/them pref | mid 20s | nsfw script writer | genderfluid | bi | chaos switch | sadomasochist | kink positive | polyam | partneredJust Missy @Justmissy23
508 Followers 183 Following NSFW 18+ Only. Toe-dipping singleton. Expect nipples and knickers.🍍Stacia Kaywood - Auth.. @StaciaKaywood
2K Followers 1K Following Giving the world a spicy happily ever after one book at a time!ren | audio comms ope.. @renelisabeth_
370 Followers 282 Following 🔞 | nsfw audio 🎙️| script writing ✍🏼 | taken | over 30 | mdni | age in bio or block | pfp by malachitinousjasilienchen @jasilienchen
3K Followers 389 Following • Nicht mehr ganz so Mitte Zwanzig • 🇨🇭 • glücklich vergeben • 🖤 • Bücherwurm • Ravenclaw • https://t.co/GI4jUmD8Uf •Maura Yzmore / Fiona .. @MauraYzmore
2K Followers 1K Following Author of dark speculative fiction (as Maura) & angsty steamy romance (as Fiona) 'cause people contain smuttitudes. HWA. Math nerd. Opes in the Midwest.. @Sinseaker
9K Followers 595 Following Fragt die Anderen, die wissen es eh besser. Twittert hier nicht mehr über 🦊, 🦇💜und 💓Faye Sinclair | Comms.. @thefeelgoodfaye
419 Followers 236 Following 🔞 MDNI | She/her | Bi & Black | Writer, VA, (N)SFW Creator, etc. | Welcome to the fairy circle. ✍🏾🧚🏽♀️ https://t.co/E3uulzZzLFSam Zimmerman @samthezim
271 Followers 432 Following Chronically ill and chronically over it. Poet. Editor at Pine Hills Review. In love with all that is dark, confessional, spiritual, and grotesque.Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman
113K Followers 3K Following a writer and professional person for many things. bafta connect member. it’s probably a joke. she/her. Rep: @ITG_ltdloveleigh💐 @loveleigh_lady
12 Followers 68 Following Private (mostly) sfw account for @yourgoodgirltig. Mutuals only who consent to Big Feelings and talks of grief. Pls & thank you.🤍@JMSeaborn So it's like a KitKat covered in a Crunch bar 😍 oh I need to try that
@JMSeaborn I just downloaded the app yesterday... why is every other person into golf???
@JMSeaborn I often think of 'The moments when you're in so deep. Feels easier to just swim down'. I'm glad you chose this one.
Each time my husband and I do DIY together I need 5-10 working days to recover. We’re not built for 2 person tasks. We just put up a curtain track and I’m surprised I’m not getting targeted ads for divorce lawyers already.
There’s a show on right now where people willingly take the person they fancy on TV to confess how they feel about them. I’d genuinely rather be waterboarded than rejected on national television.
@JMSeaborn So much yes. I got mildly triggered just listening to friends talk about that show.
@JMSeaborn Hope you’re okay. I’m still having nightmares from it. I found it so compelling, but it’s affected me. Extraordinary TV.
@JMSeaborn Ok, so just a heads up. Episode four has a trigger warning that precedes it and is probably the most challenging episode.
Taste of peach nicotine, strawberry gloss, and obsession with you on my lips
@JMSeaborn We finished it yesterday. It is a challenging watch, but it is very good.