Jordan @JSex102

Joined June 2012

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Women's Humor @womenshumor

6 years ago

Spirit Animal.

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i cant stand these hoes grandma @BIGSOURPEACH

6 years ago

dudes b like ‘money over bitches’ and then don’t even have either of those

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Jordan @JSex102

6 years ago

Turning your alarm off and continuing to lay in bed is such a dangerous game, I’m gonna keep doing it though.

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6 years ago

I’d rather go play in traffic than ever attempt to trust another human again.

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6 years ago

Talking shit with my mom is top 5 favorite activities.

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6 years ago

Pumpkin flavored anything can just go to hell.

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6 years ago

@Katie_Younggg LMAO

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Jordan @JSex102

6 years ago

Just thinking about all the sushi I’m gonna eat as soon as I get out of work 🤤

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🐣 @JuiceKing5x

6 years ago

Call me the United States the way i'm never opening up again

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meadow justice @meadowjustice2

6 years ago

I just want to be treated like a Morgan Wallen song

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🅳🅴🆁🅴🅺 👽🍄 @poiboi444

6 years ago

Do you get anxiety about something going wrong when things are going good for you or are you normal?

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Jordan @JSex102

6 years ago

I just had a client call me and say “OH MY GOD you’re a girl. I assumed by your name on your email you’d be a boy” when I answered the phone. Hahahah 😑

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Jordan @JSex102

6 years ago

Nothing’s worse than seeing a spider in your car and losing it before you can kill it, might die on my way home from work if that little shit tries touching me again.

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Jordan @JSex102

6 years ago

Jason: “my bald spot is like a landing pad for flies, they never leave me alone!” 😂☠️

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Jordan @JSex102

6 years ago

I’m famous for the Irish goodbye. You’re welcome friends, you can stop calling me out on it anytime now.

Women's Humor @womenshumor

6 years ago

Bed time is the best time.

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Jordan @JSex102

6 years ago

I just wanna have wine at the beach and watch the sunset before summers over 🥺

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Jordan @JSex102

6 years ago

My mom calls me this morning, doesn’t even say hi. Just gets straight to the point with “quit being a bitch and get your ass over here to drink bloody Mary’s with me”