Jack Nauseam @J_W4ffles
The internet Joined October 2021-
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Find me the woman who is both I need to propose
Find me the woman who is both I need to propose
It’s so cool how even though the power is on at my office I can’t go in because the basement is flooded. Good thing I don’t work with anything that gets easily water damaged! /s
I’m searching for a girl who looks AND talks like this:
I’m searching for a girl who looks AND talks like this: https://t.co/IsWcs56Xpk
Tinybones, arriving home: [sad bone noises] His tiny family: [understanding bone noises] Tinybones: [solemn bone noises] His tiny family: [anticipatory bone noises] Tinybones, holding up all he stole from Breeches: [smug bone noises] His tiny family: [cheering bone noises]
HALANA AND FALTHIS ARE EATING GOOD TONIGHT LADIES AND GENTS
sex drive? think about the carbon footprint :\
The Golgari are slacking, that dude's been lying there for years
I hate that every 3 months people on this app decide to have discourse around @hasanthehun and how much money he makes. Shut up.
This should be illegal
This should be illegal
“The Simic biomancers toiled for years to find the perfect combination of mutagens and experimental morphologies to produce a dump truck ass the likes of which Ravnica had never seen.” Hire me to write flavor text, WotC.
I LET YOU DRUM ON MY PENIS
I think if you rip up a card that’s worth hundreds of dollars so you can brag about it online you are a tacky tone deaf jackass
Golgari-cels when someone sideboards rest in peace
Golgari-cels when someone sideboards rest in peace
king solomon mfers when they see a baby
Honestly, survivorship bias used to be my favorite kind of bias — then I found out about recency bias and I don't think anything could top that
Honestly, survivorship bias used to be my favorite kind of bias — then I found out about recency bias and I don't think anything could top that
Hinckley used a .22 instead of hollow point .44
Hinckley used a .22 instead of hollow point .44
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Hillary ❤️ @tshila39462491
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The Ornithologist! @OrnithologyGam1
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Code @codenameHelios
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sandy frizzle 🇵�.. @SandyFrizzle
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mmmar @marpai17
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AskAubry 🦝 @ask_aubry
356K Followers 18K Following Curator of Nice Guys™, WTFs, & Trash Takes Submission? DM DMs are subject to the public Buy me a coffee? https://t.co/aMjLdCHVd4 Follow≠endorse Entire TM=TW
fight club at tiffany.. @vaccumassistant
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Joyce @Joyce384882101
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Kaitlin Lettersyay @Lettersyay
67 Followers 155 Following Magic: The Gathering. Used to play Duels, then Arena. EDH paper is best. Sometimes other games.
Players for Ethical A.. @MtgPearl
823 Followers 1K Following Players supporting the ethical abolishment of the #mtg Reserve List. Demand @hasbro and @wizards_magic take action now.
Mielikki1993 @Rebecca96412738
0 Followers 11 Following Gamer. Certified alcohol ninja. Organizer. Music lover.
Jenn the Judge 👩�.. @Jenn_the_Judge
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del @savedbythedels
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Colossal DreadMitch @MitchCompleated
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isabella roland @rosabelland
45K Followers 509 Following All around great bitch Carla on “the Sex Lives of College Girls” on HBOMAX Ostentatia Wallace on Dimension 20’s “The Seven” https://t.co/EHs6gjSXQL
Classical Studies Mem.. @CSMFHT
498K Followers 1K Following We post memes from a variety of sources, related to Classics and the ancient world. Stick around and you might learn a thing or two! We ❤️ 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🤜🤛🏿🌍
Shivam, keeper of fav.. @ghirapurigears
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Judge Academy @JudgeAcademy
4K Followers 74 Following Judge Academy is an educational community for gaming event officials. Become a certified Magic: The Gathering judge. Start your judge journey today!
community notes viola.. @cnviolations
861K Followers 6 Following not affiliated with @x or @communitynotes | DM Submissions
Coffeezilla @coffeebreak_YT
574K Followers 2K Following Internet Detective Exposing Scams. Follower of Jesus. Support Investigative Journalism: https://t.co/ATpU5zUzUY
Doobus Goobus @DoobusGoobus
183K Followers 2K Following I make cartoons in the loosest sense possible. pfp: @ToxicSoul77 banner @Josh_S2604 I like boobs tag #goobusart w/ fanart https://t.co/1kpmRWztbO
GIVE ME CUDDLES @freakcuddles
497K Followers 22 Following posting couples memes I guess 😳 feel free to tag and send to ur person
violet 🪴🐀 @daintysloth
39K Followers 841 Following am violet ♡• (neuro)science enjoyer • also i like rats • (she/they) • backup: @violettcore • priv: @secretsl0th • • special Iink ↓ 𓂺 || 𖡼𖤣𖥧𖡼𓋼𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊
not cute & kinky meme.. @cravedcuddle
1.7M Followers 412 Following cute & kinky memes 🥰 and some not so cute & kinky memes for you to send to your person 😄
golgariguy 🔜 MC Am.. @golgariguy
6K Followers 650 Following I love everything Golgari 💀🌳. Posting mostly about EDH and Pioneer but also Modern and Legacy. Old border lover. I like MTG art. He/him 🇮🇹.
The First Amendment @USConst_Amend_I
130K Followers 497 Following I am the First Amendment. I love to tweet about myself. Take advantage of me but please don't violate me. (Parody, obvs.)
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124K Followers 3K Following Basically just the news now, I guess Coverage of a person/story does not equal support
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Bernie Sanders @SenSanders
12.2M Followers 2K Following Sen. Sanders of Vermont, Chair of the U.S. Senate Committee on Health, Education, Labor & Pensions, is the longest-serving independent in congressional history.
Is Mitch McConnell De.. @IsMitchDeadYet
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thank you for this @dril
1.8M Followers 424 Following My posts help mentally ill peoples brains. I want to do good. I Want to bring value to this platform. That is my Quest. My Dream
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SPREAD INFO, NOT PANIC SALUTE Size Agency Location Uniform Time Equipment SALUTE Don't say "Oh no, arrests imminent" Do say "20ish APD at X st with helmets carrying zip ties at 13:05"
Intro to the new Star Wars film looks good!
novo funcionario da loja do meu pai a profissao dele eh matador de rato mas ele ainda n matou nenhum pq eh menor q os rato
What's your favorite Swords to Plowshares art?
@NoorlanderRyan Blood braid doesn’t trigger on etb so the combo doesn’t work
"what does your deck even do???" First off rude shut the fuck up Second off I have no idea
“You may be old but are you 25?”
"Newest member of the family, adopted from shelter! Any suggestions for a name?"
If someone wants to know what kind of content I create, please show them this image:
@SaffronOlive Misread the order of letters in your tweet and did a spit take
You can tell American politics are corrupt bc they don’t even show Kmart
What's at stake for our climate in this November's elections? Absolutely everything. carbonbrief.org/analysis-trump…
Jokes I’m too lazy to execute on: My bingo card of interests you might have in common with me would only have four squares in the G column, a few spaces would be hexagons, and “inscrutable bingo cards” would be one of the entries. The free space would be outside the grid.
@kenklippenstein If target is that low imagine how much Walmart could change things
A thread of cards that should be printed into standard (and therefor pioneer)
@Kesswylie I would love to see Bloodbraid elf in pioneer. Its basically geological appraiser with haste, but being a cast trigger instead of ETB is sick because it means it won’t get banned for that combo like appraiser did
@golgariguy I don’t personally care about them, but I think their existence is good as it leads to collectors cracking more packs, thus lowering the cost of other cards
@NexusMTG My ID got me mid blink and they didn’t let me retake it
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