J Mathew @J__Mathew
Joined July 2019-
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The only time I look “professional” is to raid the physicians’ lounge 😂😂
Looking for quintessential restaurants in Manhattan to visit. Preferably seafood and/or steak.
Less than a 0% chance I’d live in a region where this is possible
Less than a 0% chance I’d live in a region where this is possible
“College should be free.”
“College should be free.”
The Simpsons, introduced as a 1950s sitcom. All AI generated. DemonFlyingFox
There’s a lot of things about humans that I don’t understand. Near the top of that list is the desire to be the first one to board a plane. Why would you want to be stuck inside a metal tube for any longer than you have to be??
Big day for Rocco. He’s now facing forward, and already the worst backseat driver 😩
My best friend and I were discussing this at length last night. Adversity is the fuel for success.
My best friend and I were discussing this at length last night. Adversity is the fuel for success.
Nothing worse than receiving the weekly statement for daycare.
The caddy at the club pocketed my Panerai out my bag today. Tomorrow is going to be hell for him.
The SNKRS app gotta be compromised. No one deserves to take this many Ls
Picture day for the prince. And think I used to go into picture day with an uneven bowl cut my stepmom would cut 😂
Man I can't see this shit
Anyone else have a high speed brain that causes you to rip the roof off your lanai because you can’t sit still?!?
I think I’d like to add some recessed lights outside. Annnnnd im ripping off my roof 😩😩😩
New worst nightmare just dropped.
The Europeans are sleeping Quick post things they don't understand
The Europeans are sleeping Quick post things they don't understand https://t.co/e4faTmUPCz
Not exactly what I want to see waking up on Friday 😩
Why am I, a 37 year old man, still being ID’ed for beer 🙄
Just a porcelain doll living his best life
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*adds “university,” “protest,” and “college” to muted words list*
when I see the waiter coming with the queso
@contractorkeith Just needs a “watch your step, this shower may kill you” sign to pacify the incoming comments from the panic and worry gang
I’m gonna go to the pool and maybe sun will help
@J__Mathew Yeah i’m not going to take it that far man. Just gotta do it organically with something like this. You’re not selling a car 😂
I’m about to run outside and fall to my knees
RECALL ALERT: #Martinellis has recalled some of its bottles of apple juice sold in major retailers across the U.S. due to high levels of arsenic - tinyurl.com/yyu7zt4h
new 10 yr life goal unlocked: I’m gonna buy my own land and build a house on it
Next affordable ~$250k spec home is about to start in Ocala FL. Site work has started and I did this quick video last week. Another nice 3 bedroom 2 bath on a 1/4 acre lot with all the nice features we included in the last one: • Bahia Sod Yard • LVP Throughout • Tile…
@J__Mathew Yeah see I have no issue with that. That’s actually a win win for both people involved. That other shit is wild.
3 things: 1). Always have foreign body aspiration on the differential for respiratory distress/stridor. 2). Ketamine is your friend. 3). Chew your hotdogs.
Haley Joel Osment listening to Euphoria
@carsales_guy @Porsche @Ford And rob yourself of those precious hours at the dealership? Why would you do that?
@J__Mathew Those hit my hometown. I’d be out there filming bc I’m weird lol. I do it in hurricanes lol.
Me and my cousins when we put together a skit for our parents
Change of guard on India-Pakistan border.
Every Marine and Army soldier who has undergone OC Spray training knows one thing: water alone typically makes it worse by reactivating the irritant.
Student protesters at @UTAustin are being hit with pepper spray as they attempt to push police and state troopers off campus.
Just start punching people.
“Are you a zionist ?” “Of course I am”. “So, u can’t enter.” “I’m not allowed to enter the library,while paying tuition here?” Just another Jewish student facing the disgusting antisemitism from the masked clowns “intellectuals”at UCLA. Bonus - Allahu Akbar in the background.
Our surgical team in Guatemala completed 72 surgeries and distributed 155 wheelchairs! Witnessing the gratitude of our patients, who face enormous challenges, was truly humbling. It's moments like these that remind us to keep things in perspective. I’ll miss these coworkers! ❤️
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