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A scorpion wanted to cross a river, but could not swim. It asked a frog to carry it across.
"How do I know you won’t sting and kill me?" said the frog.
"I'd love to sting you and will definitely do it," said the scorpion.
"I’m sure you don’t mean that," said the frog. "Hop on."
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Today … I’m full sun…(it’s a jasmine) it smells amazing and the shade is wonderful.
Some plans are years in the making
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