Jacob Middleton @JacobMidletnEgo
2 G in 65 GP in 2014 #Ottawa67's #Legend #LAKingsCaptain *parody* fuckingyourwife.com Last overall in 2014 draft Joined July 2014-
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"@SBennett93: Calgary for the week ✈️🔥🔥" ur fucken brutal, I don't even have to go to training camp im such a legend #CaptainJacob
Exhale @MiddzClassy. We got you buddy. The final pick of the #NHLDraft!
Giroux may have well been grabbing Ekblads ass #Gay #OverRated
Ya only reason I wasnt first overall is cuz Ekblad doesnt get any pussy with that gay dew and ppl feel bad for him #PrayForEkblad #Homo
RT and I won't fuck ur bitch tn #Legend #210thOverall #LastPick
"@LAKings: We'll miss you @Willie_Mitch33 " No we wont I run this shit storm now #FuckWillie
"@LAKings: BREAKING NEWS! #Kings sign 210th overall Jacob Middleton to a 9 year $69 million per year" @NHL @Oshawa_Generals
Ya not only was a drafted last overall but I was immediately pronounced captain #SorryBrown @LAKings
So they sign this doppy ass fck gaborik for 7 yrs and I've got nothing and im the centre piece of this franchise #wtf
Shouldn't be hard taking this guys spot on the lineup #Alcholic #TradeDoughty
Yeah, Giroux getting locked up for grabbing a police officers ass is a huge power move. Male or female cop, doesn't matter. Dude parties.
Ya just got off the phone with Darryl, sorry u had to hear it from me @dewyy8 but Im taking ur spot #TradeDoughty
Sun Devil #97 @ViperHockey
329 Followers 2K Following Junior Sun Devil's Tier 1 U18 AAA Michael Battagin 2003
Kihtawasoh Wapakwaniy... @ashanafaith
271 Followers 324 Following Multilingual & Mixed af🇬🇷🇮🇹mostly🤍🐟Cree|StoneyNakoda Sioux✨|Saulteaux🌼|Anishinaabek🍓 Music fuels the soul † 🖤🏒🤘🏼♈️♏️♍️♈️
HasHenrikwonacup @HasHankwonacup
134 Followers 284 Following This account is to mock the Rangers goalie Henrik Lundqvist, as we wait to see if he will ever win a Stanley Cup. Hard to be a King without any jewelry
Simon Griffith @_simongriffith
84 Followers 730 Following Full time Television Broadcast, Part-time beauty
Nick williams @Nick97Williams
200 Followers 454 Following
Brian Gionta @giontaego
34 Followers 245 Following Biggest fucking beauty in the league. 13 year chell vet. -Respect your vets- 5'7 and i will fuck you up. #12
the ghost of Gabs @FuckingGaborik
518 Followers 432 Following affectionately known as Gabs. Everyone favorite Slovak Superstar. Avi by Devin Mattera 7-29-13 maybe parody? world will never know
Joe Marcella @Joemarcella2521
187 Followers 496 Following
Zac @za_c12
381 Followers 282 Following
Brian Gionta @giontaego
34 Followers 245 Following Biggest fucking beauty in the league. 13 year chell vet. -Respect your vets- 5'7 and i will fuck you up. #12
the ghost of Gabs @FuckingGaborik
518 Followers 432 Following affectionately known as Gabs. Everyone favorite Slovak Superstar. Avi by Devin Mattera 7-29-13 maybe parody? world will never know
Killa Kristo @FuckingKristo29
181 Followers 630 Following Parody Account for #29 Danny Mother Fucking Kristo. Stuck in the fucking minors with these benders.
Hockey Lifestyle™ @hockeylife__
45 Followers 363 Following
BryanMurrayGM @TheRealGM1
47 Followers 367 Following I'm not for real, but neither are the Senators.
Kessels Ego @PhilKessel_8181
146 Followers 557 Following Number 81 on the ice, number 1 in the ladies hearts
Bobby Ryan's Ego @BeautyRyan
13 Followers 25 Following Bobby Ryan here. Pure goal scorer and fuckin beauty. Parody account, No affiliations with the Real Bobby Ryan.
hockey is life @hockeybeauty87
23 Followers 197 Following ╭━━━━━━┳━━━━━━╮ ┃┊┊┃┊┊┊┃┊┊┊┃┊┊┃ ┣┓┊┃┊┊╭┃╮┊┊┃┊┏┫ ┣┛┊┃┊┊╰┃╯┊┊┃┊┗┫ ┃┊┊┃┊┊┊┃┊┊┊┃┊┊┃ ╰━━━━━━┻━━━━━━╯
Allstar Nylander @AllStarNylander
9 Followers 11 Following Newest Super Swede For The Toronto Maple Leafs.
Mike @mikeawierz63
120 Followers 124 Following
BeatinBookies™️ @BeatinBookies
3K Followers 266 Following 19-20 Season; 540-357= 60.2.% #FreePLAYS and IM BACKKKK 2023 season Matt & Craig 💰 NFL NBA MLB NHL NCAA UFC RECORD: 🧨🧨🧨 53-25 overall (+24.04) 🧨🧨🧨
Sun Devil #97 @ViperHockey
329 Followers 2K Following Junior Sun Devil's Tier 1 U18 AAA Michael Battagin 2003
ash♡ @ashamaarie
359 Followers 685 Following love one another 😇01/18/18, rest easy and rock hard dad 🏳️🌈⃤.
Cole Krawczyk @colekrawczyk22
76 Followers 125 Following
Ian Broll @Ian_Broll08
47 Followers 397 Following
Kihtawasoh Wapakwaniy... @ashanafaith
271 Followers 324 Following Multilingual & Mixed af🇬🇷🇮🇹mostly🤍🐟Cree|StoneyNakoda Sioux✨|Saulteaux🌼|Anishinaabek🍓 Music fuels the soul † 🖤🏒🤘🏼♈️♏️♍️♈️
Bryan Dee @BryanJDee
3K Followers 1K Following Director of Content @ESPNMilwaukee | GKB | @MarquetteU '14 | Be Good. Do Good. | 🏈🏒🏃🏀👨🍳😎🤙🏻🦅🍻
daniel leblanc @bigdan866
103 Followers 178 Following
Thomas Bower @Tbower99
115 Followers 521 Following
Bayley Laughlin @blaughlin14
237 Followers 221 Following If somethings not working, you're probably not working hard enough.
Will Fairchild @wfairchild8
38 Followers 69 Following
Jake Hurteau @jake_hurteau
387 Followers 207 Following
meg @Megg_burgs
410 Followers 243 Following
Simon Griffith @_simongriffith
84 Followers 730 Following Full time Television Broadcast, Part-time beauty
Drew Budd @Drewwbudd
88 Followers 603 Following
Joe Marcella @Joemarcella2521
187 Followers 496 Following
Nick williams @Nick97Williams
200 Followers 454 Following
Sam Bennett @SamBennettEgo
380 Followers 47 Following Drafted 4th to the Calgary Flames. Living the dream. *Official Parody*Trends for United States
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