Jake @JakeOfOnline
I put you on a list. South Carolina, USA Joined October 2019-
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We got married at a hunting lodge and after our rehearsal dinner there was a bar brawl
We got married at a hunting lodge and after our rehearsal dinner there was a bar brawl
Me: what's the plan for dinner? Wife: I'm kinda just hoping someone randomly drops off food for us
The "daily showers are performative" people have never lived in the South
I'm starting to think that the more granularity there is on a ratings system, the worse it is
Bethesda's still got it
Workers: completing their assigned workload to a high standard Managers: 😱
Workers: completing their assigned workload to a high standard Managers: 😱
What was the first TTRPG you played?
turned it into a sex dungeon instead
I give my wife a big smooch
Sleep tracker that syncs with your audiobook/podcast player and bookmarks where you were when you fell asleep
green purple pink
There are a lot of things to hate about how the Internet has been enshittified, but the terrible ads for awful mobile games might be my least favorite
Being my friend
The benefits to my creative process when I have someone to bounce my thoughts off of are so huge, but it's hard to find people who care about the random assortment of shit in my head, and I don't want to bother them too much anyways. This is why I need a clone.
I had my first serious breakup at 17, girl I dated through most of high school. It was not that bad, actually. I was upset, but my buddies came over to cheer me up, and I moved on. Things would be, uh...much worse if that happened now.
I had my first serious breakup at 17, girl I dated through most of high school. It was not that bad, actually. I was upset, but my buddies came over to cheer me up, and I moved on. Things would be, uh...much worse if that happened now.
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Liches don't make great antagonists to me. They ought to be just nerds who sit around reading and performing weird experiments. I like the idea of the Lich who just wants to be left alone.
the brother looks so excited to get to explain this lol
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Luo Yunxi was made to play a beautiful immortal 😍😍😍
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working to be like the eagle 😌
@Coach_Creighton Amazing bird. 2 sets of eyelids. 1 set being hard and transparent. When storms approach, instead of hiding, they use those transparent eyelids to fly into the storm. Debris can't affect vision and they use the storm to rise above the storm itself. Working to be like the eagle.
Massacre of the Innocents in Bethlehem, by Fra Angelico, 1451-52, 📸 via @spittinchiclets
This is frankly ridiculous.
Momma Davis is all of us 🧡
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@JakeOfOnline There’s an entire Broadway musical number about this open.spotify.com/track/2gnlaEcF…
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