Chris @CMccafe
managing editor @washingreview | layout and design @TheEndMagazine washingreview.com District of Columbia, USA Joined September 2011-
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I will notice if you don’t wish me a “happy” Administrative Professionals Day. But I won’t say anything, that would be rude.
I have wanted a hamburger for several days; alas, it has thus far been denied me
“i never thought leopards would break into MY temple and drink the sacrificial pitchers dry” sobs member of the leopards who break into temples and drink sacrificial pitchers dry party
I'm increasingly in a kind of stop-feeling-sorry-for-yourself era? You don't like state of "the conversation"? Convene a different one. Writing these days is boring? Write differently. Nothing seems interesting? You're hanging out with the wrong people
True! Important! Should you like your friends?? Join us May 18th to discuss. RSVP to @CMccafe or @Celestemarcus3
Literary people are reacting to this Swift album like Catholics do whenever there’s a priest in a television show.
Early morning/evening temperatures this week mean that DC is just on the cusp of tipping back firmly in the sandals direction
Early morning/evening temperatures this week mean that DC is just on the cusp of tipping back firmly in the sandals direction
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You're thinking of this place all wrong! The money's not here. Your money's in Chris's Substack, right next to yours. And Chris's is in your Substack, and in Molly's Substack, and a hundred others!
AFI should have a weird popcorn bucket for this Lawrence of Arabia screening.
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at a wedding asking all the guests if they find it plausible that Plato sided with Callicles in the Gorgias
it's clear that we live in the least cool era imaginable newyorker.com/news/our-local…
@credenzaclear2 they're trying to take our vibes away from us
finally saw WINGS OF DESIRE last night. i found it deeply lovely and affecting, but also; any artistic endeavor where they just let Peter Falk play himself, bumbling around Berlin — minimum 4-4.5 letterboxd rating.
i love being 30 bc my haters will be like “you’re 30” and i’ll be like exactly
“I’m In It” is by far the most insane song kanye’s ever come up with
Thinking about starting a luxury lifestyle brand for slightly depressed dads. Lots of soft flowing fabrics, flattering silhouettes, dark colors. Working name: Chubby and Rich.
exvangelical memoirs constantly engage in rhetorical slight of hand and obfuscation. For example, a church is described as charismatic, evangelical, conservative Christian, and black evangelical in two pages immediately after an indictment of the SBC. These aren’t the same thing.
You gotta respect Italy inventing all these perfect recipes 70 years ago then lying to everyone that they're hundreds of years old so that nobody fucks with them
I am so excited for issue 3 of the End, it is so incredible, please dm me if interested in preordering
you said baby do you want to come home with me i’ve got buffalo '66 on dvd
@i_zzzzzz I’ve heard this riddle before. The rear ender was OP’s mother
@polanskydj this is roughly what happens in most undergrad classes just on a slightly larger scale
The reality is people always ignore misbehavior from people on their own side. That’s just how politics works. The underlying problem is people. Who are all bad