🌲 💯/2 @Jeez_Lewis
definitely not three kids in a trenchcoat Joined May 2018-
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People at the club are the worst, they always have to be across the room RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Thanks for the blueballs. #spongbobsuperbowl #SuperbowlLlll #Superbowl
I am starting a petition for the Democrats to let @iamcardib give the rebuttal to the SOTU. Sign it by retweeting this!
@LMiller877 @Ali_gator_ Yay, i’m looking into it now:) thanks!
Never have i ever related so hard
I’m here to make thick in the warm and drink almond palmers....and I’m all outta almond palmers. #halloween @nickkroll
Listening to depressing music when you’re down—Sometimes y’gotta beat the shit out of sadness with more sadness. Fight fire with fire, y’feel?
The word for inevitably becoming what you hate: Detestiny.
But how else will my opponent know I laid a monster card down in defense position
Remember 2004? Nelly just nonchalantly out there doing a song with Tim McGraw that topped the charts at number 3. THERE WERE BOUNDARIES AND THEY WERE CROSSING THEM LIKE NOTHIN BRO, L A W L E S S
Making plans then wanting to cancel the day of—i.e. the human condition.
Shoutout to the peeps that hate themselves a little more each time they plug their phone into the aux and Ed Sheeran’s A-Team starts playin
Why spend money on an anger room when you have perfectly good friends and family to lash out at
Somebody: *laughs at my joke* Me: please don’t encourage me. I have an incessant need to please people and this will only end terribly for the both of us.
All white people have Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down in their iTunes library
“Why don’t we create a test that challenges graduates on surface-level skills and not on what what they could realistically bring to the table in their desired profession?” Asked one GRE creator “This is a niche joke and will fall flat with your audience” said the other
Study spots are like urinals, you don’t take the slot next to another person. Also don’t look at each other’s penis.
Mindy Neuendorff @MindyNeuendorff
95 Followers 110 Following Coming out of Twitter hiatus to strengthen my voice and follow the happenings of the world
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Piper 🐦🧙♀�... @TheRealWaddle
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427 Followers 450 Following Texas Tech Alum♥️🖤👆🏼“It’s how we react to challenges that determines our greatness”- Ray Lewis #BlackLivesMatter
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Matt Lancaster @MJ_Lancaster
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Michelle Foard @MichelleFoard
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Gerard Lucero @gerard_lucero
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SFA Sports Performanc... @SFA_Performance
473 Followers 121 Following Work Hard. Eat Right. Sleep Well. Repeat. “Give me 6 hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first 4 SHARPENING THE AXE” - Abraham Lincoln #sharpentheaxe
*Now With Milk! @NowWithMilk
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nick kroll @nickkroll
1.1M Followers 990 Following Join me in supporting blood cancer research at Memorial Sloan Kettering 👇
㊗️🟡Black Nerd ... @BlackNerdGang
8K Followers 6K Following For the CULTURE! a Community for everything gaming and anime !
Ian Mead Moore @officerlockstok
813 Followers 2K Following Stage/Voice actor, musician, dog dad. Slouches. #BLM
Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji
128K Followers 1K Following I am incredibly online | King of edible leaves, his majesty the spinach | he/him | the hits https://t.co/13Ium8Y0cx
James Fridman @fjamie013
2.1M Followers 1 Following Do not submit any personal photos that you do not want to be made public. Terms and conditions apply. https://t.co/WWtgLUgpub
Coach Bibby @Bibby_Tx
767 Followers 620 Following M.S., CSCS, USAW-L1 | Offensive Coordinator | Director of Strength & Conditioning | The Colony HS | SFA Student Athlete Alum
Gerard Lucero @gerard_lucero
82 Followers 242 Following Singer and actor in NYC, originally from TX. I like potatoes (in solid or liquid form).
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