Jess Kemp @JessKempy

facebook.com/jesskemp United Kingdom Joined March 2009

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Grace Petrie @gracepetrie

3 years ago

Ah fuck it, THREAD, I guess. I’ve tried to hold my tongue re: the lack of female guitar acts/female headliners/the “pipeline problem” at Glastonbury. But perhaps my experience is relevant. I am a female guitar act. I write big, singalong chorus songs that go great at festivals.1/

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Hollie McNish @holliepoetry

4 years ago

Just been told I need to sell only 200 more copies of Slug before Sunday to be a bestseller. If by any chance you think you want the book and fancy buying it now I would LOVE YOU❤️. If you fancy retweeting this, also love you!!! waterstones.com/book/slug/holl… xxx

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Mitten d'Amour @MittenDAmour

5 years ago

If you are suddenly facing Christmas alone, I have tips. I LOVE Christmas alone so get on board. Food: What would you ideally like to eat if no-one could limit you or judge you? Nothing but pigs in blankets? Just cake? Pot Noodle? Get that! I’m having cheese and crackers.

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lemn sissay OBE FRSL @lemnsissay

5 years ago

Today is Winter Solstice but this is my poem "How do you do it said night" sung by a choir of women at Stonhenge for summer solstice. It works for Winter Solstice too.

lemn sissay OBE FRSL @lemnsissay

7 years ago

Today is Winter Solstice but this is my poem "How do you do it said night" sung by a choir of women at Stonhenge for summer solstice. It works for Winter Solstice too.

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Tom Edwards @BBCTomEdwards

5 years ago

Badger setts on HS2 route in Buckinghamshire. HS2 says it has licences - campaigners say it’s immoral. More @BBCLondonNews BBC1 1830

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Prof Michael E. Mann @MichaelEMann

6 years ago

"Donald Trump’s Environmental Policies Will Cause ‘Permanent, Irreversible Damage,’ Says Michael E. Mann" by Tyler MacDonald for @theinquisitr: inquisitr.com/5615674/donald…

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Jess Kemp @JessKempy

6 years ago

The comments on this.

Alie Ward @alieward

6 years ago

The comments on this.

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Brittany Evans 🍩 ~ updates @ByBrittanyEvans

6 years ago

Me in the shower: YES I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IN MY BOOK Me in bed: YES I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IN MY BOOK Me at work: YES I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IN MY BOOK Me at my computer: YES I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM DOING

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Jess Kemp @JessKempy

6 years ago

This is happening far too often

Yomi Adegoke @yomiadegoke

6 years ago

This is happening far too often

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Jess Kemp @JessKempy

6 years ago

Send your prayers to the teenage boy next to me on the train from London to Cornwall while I write poems about periods.

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Jess Kemp @JessKempy

6 years ago

Received some interesting looks when rehearsing while driving this morning.

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Chris Packham @ChrisGPackham

7 years ago

I’ve received another gift . . .

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Jess Kemp @JessKempy

7 years ago

Looool. Feels.

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Jess Kemp @JessKempy

7 years ago

“I think you know how to love better than any of us, that’s why you find it all so painful”. Holy fuck #Fleabag. Magnificent. Have so much to say but for now tears will suffice 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Jess Kemp @JessKempy

7 years ago

I thought I was a tolerant person until I started spending time in the library. If you so much as breath audibly near me, best believe I am setting you on fire in my mind.

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Jess Kemp @JessKempy

7 years ago

So swimming pool manspreading is a thing. Pushing me out of the way with your flappy, overdramatic front crawl. You are a child with biceps. I am faster than you. Fuck off. #hiisthiswhattwitterisfor