Jesus Poop @JesusPoops
Joined July 2009-
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@ijustine needs a boob job. Pronto Tonto.
@familydinners and @shitmydadsays better than tv.
RT @familydinners Dad to Sis: You don't know how to make a salad? Nevermind. I'll do it. You continue practicing for the special olympics.
who does everyone like better, @familydinners or @shitmydadsays. both pretty funny
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#musicmonday Listen, I have morals, I just prefer anal sex.
#rememberwhen I used my sisters dildo to plant flowers...?
@realarigold Do you tell bad jokes on purpose, or do you stumble into it? What a waste of a username. Now suck my balls, but clean it up!
@tedgibson black gay men in America are the best thing since the Oreo cookie. Nom nom nom. I bet you eat the cream first, wink!
@ianhawes Hi, I was in the neighborhood. Shopping for jews. Found one, but he screams too much. Any ideas?
#uknowyouuglywhen You wipe front to back, and you see blood.
Link to Erin Andrews Video: http://tinyurl.com/nl2jow
@Evangelist_Mark What exactly about homosexuality is a sin? Love for your brother, or balls deep in him? I'm on the fence.
@13_Books_Paul I could type a 4 word blog post on Paul's love for cock. Did Jesus Poop? You answer that, and you win.
@RadioRah17 But if I have Jesus, does that make me found? I still have not found him. He is playing "Where's Waldo" and I fucking hate it.
@ThatKevinSmith Interesting point. Do you wipe front-to-back, or back-to-front? America wants to know.
@SerenaWilliams Serena, huge fan.The thing I am struggling with is this; did Jesus actually have bowel movements? Bible says no.
Proof that Jesus Poops: 42,000 African Babies are killed via swallowing poop each year. False? Prove it.
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