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It’s only a murder of crows if there’s probable caws
Whatever your view of the Israel-Hamas war, rape is rape. To trivialise it is to diminish ourselves | Gaby Hinsliff | The Guardian theguardian.com/commentisfree/…
Israeli victims of sexual assault: Women around the world are not showing up for them. slate.com/news-and-polit…
Wrote some more words about food and how to avoid disaster this holiday season! Also a bonus playlist in there. family.style/2023/11/21/sam…
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No matter what you believe should happen in the Middle East, what marches you’re attending, or what flag you’re flying, there’s one thing we can all agree on: rape should never be an act of war. - @sherylsandberg
“The Jewish machine is so strong. It doesn’t allow you to talk.” An antisemite assumes this taxi driver will agree with her hate. Taxi driver: “Right you can get the f**k out of my cab. Out!” More ppl need to stand up for Jews. Well done that man.
Hamas in its own words: October 7 is “just the first time and there will be a second, a third, a fourth…” Hamas is openly admitting to the world that it will never abide by a ceasefire. It will keep slaughtering Jews until the Jewish State itself is “annihilated.” Why does…
Shout out to people who rate & review things cuz I don't like to rate or review things but I like to know how things are rated & reviewed
Does anyone else feel the need to call all their Jewish friends and say, “Okay, you weren’t being paranoid.”?
Some words I wrote about falling in love with cooking after falling out of my last hangover. Would love if you read this, and I hope you like the words I chose. #food #cooking #sober family.style/2023/10/17/sam…
Israel-Hamas war: Palestinians in Gaza face worsening humanitarian crisis Israel continues airstrikes and prepares for a possible ground invasion 2,500 killed on both sides. apne.ws/iMrljcw
Amnesty's extensive video footage verification and interviews of survivors have shown that Hamas and other Palestinian armed groups have carried out cruel and brutal crimes including mass summary killings, hostage-taking, and launching indiscriminate rocket attacks into Israel.…
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It’s only a murder of crows if there’s probable caws
I would never try to get a sober friend to drink or use drugs (of course) but I did IMMEDIATELY invite a friend out for a seafood tower as soon as I heard they switched from vegetarian to pescatarian, so I’m not that good a person.
The reasons why women get an abortion are the following: 1. None of your fucking business. 2. None of your fucking business. 3. None of your fucking business. 4. None of your fucking business. 5. None of your fucking business. 6. None of your fucking business. Rinse and repeat.
don't forget to let your phones & digital clocks automatically set themselves back an hour tonight
Shout out to people who rate & review things cuz I don't like to rate or review things but I like to know how things are rated & reviewed
@samantharonson I still prefer other people cooking for me! When I Google a recipe, it always starts with “easy“. I prefer five ingredients or less. There are a few dishes I make well- inspired by travel and my farm box (I make an incredible siciliano swordfish)
@samantharonson Good read! You have a way with words. If you haven't yet, look up Ottolenghi cookbooks. Opened my eyes to how to make cauliflower to taste amazing in 6 different ways.
@samantharonson Love this, something so meditative and relaxing about cooking.
@samantharonson Fantastic read! Even when everything in my life is chaotic I have always found being in the kitchen with some good tunes has always been able to help me center and refocus on what I need to do.
@samantharonson ❤️it. Even social anxiety gets lessened in time. Sometime I google what I have as ingredients & see what recipes come up. 12/21/86
BREAKING: Microsoft has closed a $69 billion deal to buy Call of Duty maker Activision Blizzard after clearing a regulatory hurdle in the UK, removing the final obstacle for one of the largest tech transactions in history. apnews.com/article/micros…
Of all the things that never happened this never happened the most
I've been afraid of Matt Gaetz ever since I saw him get turned into a donkey in Disney's "Pinocchio."
@Jim_Jordan Extreme marxist democrats are afraid of Matt Gaetz
I think we're probably all better off if Drake and DJ Khaled don't comment on global geopolitics, however horrifying and relevant to their own identity.
Has anyone noticed that the most famous Jewish person on Earth, Drake, and the most famous Palestinian person on Earth, DJ Khaled, haven't said a single thing about the Gaza-Israel conflict? It's not like Drake is too busy. He's been writing paragraphs about Joe Budden hurting…
I needed precisely this laugh.
Couples costume my lawyer will not want to do, pt 1
A Will? I don't even have a Way!