Jetomance @Jetomance

Demokratisch gewählter Weltraumimperator und Erfinder der ferngesteuerten Bratkartoffel ! Joined January 2015

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The Austin Powers cast has reunited 23 years after the last film.

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And they say wrestling is fake...

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World of Engineering @engineers_feed

6 months ago

The laws of the Internet: 1. Streisand effect. Any attempt to censor info on the web will lead to said info being widely spread. 2. Muphry’s law. If you leave a comment correcting someone, there will always be a mistake in it. 3. Cunningham’s law. The best way to get an answer to a question is to answer it wrongly yourself and wait for someone to correct you. 4. Armstrong’s law. The longer a conversation goes without mention of America, the more likely an American is to arbitrarily bring up the moon landing. 5. CAD’s theorem of topic culture. A smart is less likely to receive a reply than a stupid post because it leaves less to be said, but a really full and comprehensive post will bring the conversation to a halt. 6. Wadsworth’s content. The first 30% of any video contains no worthwhile information.

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Jason David Frank @jdfffn

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“You can’t be afraid to fail if you want to succeed.” -JDF

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BRO 😂😂😂

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Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE

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Hey, you. This is important. Crocodiles do elevator butt like cats.

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Comes into the world like “who’s first”!

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Jetomance @Jetomance

a year ago

@SBahnBerlin "Die S3-Expresszüge halten zusätzlich in Hirschgarten" - wissen Eure Fahrer das auch? Aufgrund des eben durchgerauschten Expresszugs zweifle ich daran 🤷‍♂️