Tom Joad The Wet Sprocket' @JoadSprocket
alt for @adequate_scott Virginia Joined August 2022-
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I think Dr. Oz saying local politicians should have a seat at the table with a woman and her doctor is more painful, but I've never fangirled over Ann Coulter or been "friendly" with Milo.
I think Dr. Oz saying local politicians should have a seat at the table with a woman and her doctor is more painful, but I've never fangirled over Ann Coulter or been "friendly" with Milo.
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Holy shit: Oz says his abortion position: should be between
"Folks as we head into the rest of the week Jorts Discourse looks like it's finally fading away, but be careful out there because there *might be* a fresh round of Higher Ed Discourse developing because someone posted a TikTok about their professor's accent"
why are you, an elected Republican, sitting down to be interviewed by Jon Stewart
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BREAKING: Scientists announce new toilet seat that can be put down with the seat still up, "for the fellas"
history will judge us harshly for the cartridge razor
history will judge us harshly for the cartridge razor
what I meant to say on my main account was "Joe Rogan can eat shit and reach room temperature"
using my first pick to make sure I get the kicker I want
Might try GTA Online and find out why people hate it
We're not grinding hard enough if he feels safe posting this.
We're not grinding hard enough if he feels safe posting this.
just went looking for Bringing Out The Dead on bluray and it doesn't exist???
There's Something About Katie Directed by Michael Mann
How many of you know what bacala is? Of course you don't. Well, it's salted cod. We taught the WORLD to eat!
How many of you know what bacala is? Of course you don't. Well, it's salted cod. We taught the WORLD to eat!
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