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Bet that hurt a lot.
Can we just take a second to give my man here the props he deserves. Bro got slammed into by a car twice his car's size, drew his gun and nailed that guy staying on target.
Can we just take a second to give my man here the props he deserves. Bro got slammed into by a car twice his car's size, drew his gun and nailed that guy staying on target.
Fuckin' good riddance.
"Man must conquer nature." Nature:
I wanted to share a story about my interaction with this officer. 🧵🧵🧵
I wanted to share a story about my interaction with this officer. 🧵🧵🧵
Fuckin lol
@Headgraphix Nigga got an octopus Jansport 😂😂.
Jesus fucking what the hell?
Jesus fucking what the hell?
Really good thread.
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>coworkers talking about OJ Simpsons death >everyone kind of giving an “oh really?” >casual silence >coworker: “He totally did it.”
Prison. Forever.
It's wild because you can't explain it to a layperson. It's extremely obvious when some shithead has decided to choose violence. It's a quiet, deliberate, kind of focus. But you can't explain that to some ACAB dunce.
It's wild because you can't explain it to a layperson. It's extremely obvious when some shithead has decided to choose violence. It's a quiet, deliberate, kind of focus. But you can't explain that to some ACAB dunce.
She is utterly under-informed and ignorant she doesn't even know the difference between plainclothes and undercover.
She is utterly under-informed and ignorant she doesn't even know the difference between plainclothes and undercover.
This is so fucking good. It's the perfect joke making fun ofthe transes. No notes.
This is so fucking good. It's the perfect joke making fun ofthe transes. No notes.
Proving the point that these clowns are unparalleled in their hopelessness. If we ever get to turn it back on with these dorks, the unrest is over in 45 minutes.
Proving the point that these clowns are unparalleled in their hopelessness. If we ever get to turn it back on with these dorks, the unrest is over in 45 minutes.
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Update they tried to k*ll me
Update they tried to k*ll me
More admirals than warships...
More admirals than warships...
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In the generation that won WWII, this probably resulted in a verbal reprimand at most. Today he'd be court-martialed.
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The last thing I want to note, which I've noted in other threads, is that fitness is different from style. It's fine to be into fitness. But it's not true that you have to be a certain body shape to be stylish or dress well.
Comfort is central to elegance because you can not look elegant if you are uncomfortable. Tristan puts darts on everything—even the front of his shirts—because he wants to show off his figure. That's fine if that's your aesthetic, but it's not dressing like Grant.
The central thing about Cary Grant's style is that he always looked elegant, even in To Catch a Thief (1955), where he wore a long-sleeve striped shirt, wide pants, loafers, and a neckerchief.
Widening the leg below the knee would help de-emphasize the hips, giving you that Statue of David silhouette. This is something Cary Grant understood.
Historically, the Plantonic male figure in classic Western aesthetics is represented as having shoulders broader than the hips, while the female figure is the reverse (not saying you have to conform to these molds, but this is how they're represented in the arts).
Tight, short clothes with heavily pegged trousers actually end up emphasizing your hips, making you look heavier in that area. Tristan has a more muscular figure than Grant, but his silhouette here is wider across the hips.
That's why it's ironic that Tristan's style advice is "achieve this body shape." This is not style advice; this is fitness advice He's also incorrect that King Charles uses his tailor, Huntsman. Charles has never used Huntsman. He has used Kent & Haste, A&S, and Malcolm Plews
Compare this to Grant. His jackets always hang perfectly from the shoulders, creating a balanced hem. If you have a short front balance, the coat will look like it's riding up on you. This can give you the appearance of a beer gut.
Similarly, front-back balance refers to how the jacket hangs across the front and back when the coat is seen from the side. The front can be lower or level with the back, but it should never be higher. Tristan's coats are sometimes higher at the front because he has a big chest.
Straightening and crookening refer to a technical tailoring issue that's too complicated to discuss here. However, left-right balance refers to how the jacket's hem should hang evenly across the left and right sides when seen from the front. This is correct:
Some of Tristan's suits exhibit a technical tailoring problem. In tailoring, the term "balance" refers to how a coat hangs from the shoulders. There are four dimensions to balance: front-back balance, left-right balance, straightening, and crookening.
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