Joey Alphonse @JoeyAlphonse
Totally not the Joey Alphonse that you're looking for. These are totally not my opinions or x's. Thoughts/Observations presented here are totally not mine. saynotosmokedetectors.com Nowhere and Everywhere Joined December 2008-
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However, use of nitrogen gas in capital executions is argued to be cruel and unusual punishment...
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If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural. If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban. If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban. If you're naked on the front porch and…
Doing the opposite of this.... goodbye world, I guess 🙄
They need to play this video at the DMV
The Vegas Sphere showing love to the Saints
Making it my job to repost this every year.
Making it my job to repost this every year.
These actions are highly offensive to my culture.
These actions are highly offensive to my culture.
Let's geaux!
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary But, no, I don't really remember.
People watching ‘Home Alone’ this Christmas season are having the veil lifted from their eyes on how bad President Biden’s economy really is. In the scene where Kevin goes to a grocery store he buys milk, bread, toilet paper, laundry detergent, fabric softener, cling wrap,…
Congratulations to St. Tammany Parish's own Jane Alphonse for winning "Best of Show" at the Louisiana Junior Duck Stamp Contest for her masterpiece “Upon the Trumpeter Swan’s Nest."
First born took Best in Show for Louisiana Junior Duck Stamp! If you have ever seen my handwriting, you know I have nothing to do with that talent. On to Nationals... #juniorduckstamp #duckstamp
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My son has been offered a spot on a D1 college TFXC team! 🥹 He is unsure if he will pursue it or if he will continue w his plans to enlist after graduating. Regardless, it’s pretty freaking cool to see a generational snowball effect of choosing to take that first running step.
Lose some fuking weight.
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@KeenanPeachy So, like this?
society has really declined since we stopped putting gargoyles on our buildings
I saw a patient who dropped 35lbs, reduced a1c from 8.7➡️5.4, while stopping insulin & other diabetes drugs, AFTER 12 years of DM2, all by educating himself on YouTube. He had 5 doctors Your supposed healthcare system is so great that people have to unfuck themselves on youtube
the masculine urge to wear the same exact pants and shirt every single day
On this day in 1991, R.E.M.’s debut appearance on MTV Unplugged was broadcast. youtube.com/watch?v=QdtSPh…
Another day, another table for one. I’ve gotten really confident eating out alone, but I wasn’t always. As an introvert, I only have a small group of friends and I’m often alone. I enjoy staying in, but I know I’ll never meet anyone if I don’t go out… and since I don’t drink…
Never Give up. It gets better. You can do it. I can do it. We can do it.
I have a take I feel very passionately about: Every homeowner needs a dumpster forced on them every 5 years. Dropped off in front of their home for 48 hours. So much stuff just has to go.
@BowTiedRanger Yes, imaginary guy throwing 2 people on the face of earth makes by far more sense.
I don’t play golf. I don’t wear a watch. I won’t do a cold plunge. I don’t play fantasy sports. & I can’t name one college football player. Yet, somehow, they let me stay in the commercial real estate industry, and they’ll actually do deals with me 😆
This morning my 5 yr old boy was watching me put on mascara. He was clearly fascinated by what I was doing. He asked why I was doing it. I said because I like it and it makes me feel pretty. He then said, “I want to wear makeup too”. Now, this is where some insane mothers these…
Anyone else google a phone number they don’t recognize instead of answering the phone?