John DiCrosta @JohnDiCrosta
Comic/Actor/Voice Over of things you've heard, no really. ~ Snapchat:LaffingZebra. ~ Instagram:Johnnyd163 johndicrosta.com Joined July 2009-
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Very honored to celebrate 37 years of voicing #Goofy as of today!
@JohnDiCrosta I never laughed as hard as I did during your comedy on the Panorama NYE Cruise! 🤣
I just asked my @SouthwestAir flight attendant what the meal was on tonight’s flight. Biggest laugh I’ve ever gotten not standing on a stage. ✈️🥗🍔🥪👩🏼✈️
Donald Trump wants you to stop retweeting this clip
Trumps mutant children realizing they can no longer work in NYC - licenses revoked - and will watch as all daddy’s stuff - that he got from his daddy - gets sold off - fire sale ! court sale - cause he’s a fraud and serial grifter And his mutant criminal children will be shown…
So I come home from a business trip, get my Mai Tai ready, settle in for a new episode of @DeadCityAMC Not only is it a repeat, I got some Last Drive in w Billy Bobba Booey or Whatever the F !? Get this outta here please. Bring back @AMCTalkingDead or nothing at all.
✌️ weeks til Mammoth II! Can’t wait for y’all to hear this record 🙏 Head to MammothWVH.com to pre-order/pre-save the album if you haven’t yet! You can also check out our newly announced VIP packages for the Mammoth II Tour in November! Tickets are on sale NOW! 🙌
Last day of the cruise, a lady just said to me “You better bring it tonight, I’ll see you at 11!” My shows tonight are at 9 & 10. Now I don’t know what to do! 🧐
Hey @MargaretGrey I just heard you say on the 4th of July show an Arnold Palmer is Iced Tea and Ginger Ale. You’re incorrect, that’s a Ted Tea. An Arnold Palmer is Iced Tea and Lemonade FYI.
M A M M O T H I I Available August 4th, 2023
Wow, watched #ShinyHappyPeople on @PrimeVideo How is this @iblp any different than @Scientology in it’s Cult like outdated ways? Jim Bob from the @duggarfam should have charges pressed for not protecting his daughters & @BillGothard should be locked up for his sexual crimes @TLC
Flight attendant: Are you willing & able to assist in an Emergency? Lady next to me in middle seat: (Looks at her then the door with confusion) glances at me and says. “I’m sure he knows what he’s doin, I’ll just jump out after him!
JD’s Travel Tip #9: When I’m in the middle seat on a plane, you approach my row as a couple, I offer to take the window or isle so you can sit together, & you say “No it’s ok”. You relinquish all rights to trade snacks, hand headsets, or talk over me. #planetiquette #traveltip
@CarnivalCruise Love the Punchliner. We've seen some good ones and some not so good ones, but I've never laughed so hard as I did at @JohnDiCrosta 's shows. Literally walked out with my stomach hurting from laughing so much.
You absolutely, positively 8-2 see it. #GoKingsGo
Aaaand now I’m sobbing… ❤️🥹
Aaaand now I’m sobbing… ❤️🥹
I usually don’t post anything serious on my twitter but something happened Saturday night and just can’t stomach the thought of this kid getting away with it. In the video below is a @MercyhurstU student and is currently on the @HurstMensHockey team. Carson Briere.
Shame on me for seeing this guy for the first time. I’m telling you all, he is at the top of the list in the comedian industry. Had a blast last night at Kellars Magic & Comedy Club! @JohnDiCrosta PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE come back to Erie soon, love ya brother! @ComedyCentral
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I’ll just leave this here
My heart is broken. Melinda, my beloved wife of 28 years, passed away this morning. Our five children and I are just in tears. We are lost. Melinda was more than my wife. She was my savior. She gave me the emotional security I needed to have a career.
@JohnDiCrosta @johnjosephcomic @SamFedele @itaintoverdoc @united Saw it. Tremendous.
Golf either makes me smile or want to break all my clubs. There’s no in between lol
Very honored to celebrate 37 years of voicing #Goofy as of today!
Happy Birthday to Mr. Robin Zander!
@JohnDiCrosta I never laughed as hard as I did during your comedy on the Panorama NYE Cruise! 🤣
So excited to announce that I will be hosting the 2024 @goldenglobes Make sure to tune-in on Sunday, January 7 at 8pm ET / 5pm PT - airing live on @CBS and streaming on @paramountplus #GoldenGlobes
And just like that, I took my last call, did my last radio show. Thank you to all of my listeners over the years. Another big thank you for 60 years (that’s right, I said 60 years!) in show business.
It’s been a great ride, thank to everyone who has watched us, let’s finish up strong!! See ya Feb 12❤️
📣@CBS Has announced that BOB ♥ ABISHOLA #BobHeartsAbishola @BobAbisholaCBS Starring @BillyGardell @thefolake will End after the upcoming 5th Season to Premiere Feb.12 at 8:30pm (Series Final Episode -Monday, May 13) bit.ly/2mzCWx7
My god. This woman.
Judi Dench was on Graham Norton last night to push her new book about her life and work with Shakespeare. After making the point we quote Shakespeare daily without knowing it, this happened:
They paid off people in the hospital when my father passed. Couldn’t even fucking grieve for 20 minutes. Like I said… scum.
When the news broke about Matthew Perry's death, it wasn't in the public record yet. TMZ paid a law enforcement officer for the leak. Many people who knew him most likely found out that he died through social media. Despicable.
My girls!❤️❤️
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