DJ Porkroll @JohnFonterosa
I self identify as awesome/offensive United States Joined July 2019-
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Feel free to ignore me but I have to put this out there ... While I am typically not one to police language, I spent many years working with people with developmental disabilities who wanted to do away with the r-word. This was not some movement started by a bored, wealthy,…
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@martinonyc My 2 year old son came up to me after the Mets won and said “Dad, if being a pimp is what makes the Mets win, then that’s what I want to be when I grow up” I couldn’t believe what he said, but I agreed. I signed him up for pimp camp this summer #LFGM
My favorite twitter is Braves fans incredulous at the thought of signing Trevor Bauer, while celebrating wife beater Marcel Ozuna.
Great to see Strawberry at Dwight Gooden’ retirement of his number. Via Mets
@DYShor “He then asked the Whitehouse gardener for a diaper change.”
Because let’s be honest how could a black man know what’s better for him then Tom Nichols the expert.
I was today years old when I found out my surname translates to Not Good Enough.
Apparently failure is always an option for me. Forever 1 second behind.
Surely I can’t be the only person who can see that Chicago will eventually give Dexter Reeds mother compensation for violating his “civil rights.” That is absurd of course but it will happen.
Yet another astonishingly wrong conclusion.
Yet another astonishingly wrong conclusion.
Has anybody else wasted over 50000 minutes training for something the last 6 months only to end in complete failure?
The Mets are icy cold offensively except for Alvarez. I get why he won’t play catcher in game 2 but how the hell is he not the Designated Hitter?
🎉🌼🌸April Fools! 🌸🌼🎉 Only kidding. Obviously, the people mentioned in the above tweets aren't women at all, but men, every last one of them. In passing the Scottish Hate Crime Act, Scottish lawmakers seem to have placed higher value on the feelings of men performing their…
If you’re upset about Easter there is an excellent chance you going to hell. Just sayin
If you’re upset about Easter there is an excellent chance you going to hell. Just sayin
@lawyergonerogue I can’t help but think of this parody of Frasier taking a call from CHAZ:
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16K Followers 16K Following I tend to talk about baseball. Jon Heyman is an idiot. Lou Whitaker is a Hall of Fame baseball player.
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Andy Lancaster @andylancaster
2K Followers 787 Following This is the most public yet of my many humiliations
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@JohnFonterosa @Walgreens @baseball_ref @Stathead @kylesbrown @MLBNetwork Pitching to a 174 ERA+ and still taking 14 losses in relief is so, so rough lol
Feel free to ignore me but I have to put this out there ... While I am typically not one to police language, I spent many years working with people with developmental disabilities who wanted to do away with the r-word. This was not some movement started by a bored, wealthy,…
@Super70sSports The only thing that makes sense in this picture is that Ted McGinley somehow made his way into it.
@itsjwills With you but this has a Kramer feel to me
@SheaSerrano Double bang. That’s how you know it was a thing.
We teamed up with Randy Johnson to give birds safe perches to watch baseball. #DIRECTV Learn more at directv.com/birdballparks
Good morning, Twitter. Today is #EarthDay and I'm doing my part to combat record high temperatures. Together, we can save our planet. Won't you join me?
Excellent post on why women should not be allowed to vote.
Conversations with my 16 year old son: Him: so it’s illegal if you had a seed and put it into the ground and grew a marijuana plant. Me: yes Him: but why? Me: because government Him: but what part of you growing a plant and then smoking it hurts anyone else? Me: it doesn’t.…
@martinonyc Couldn’t disagree more, Andy. I don’t think it’s pimp imagery. I think the dude just has rizz.
These are so great. They loved each other. Played cards together on every charter. It comes through. Whitey was a genius. And gave the Cards direction and a plan after the mess of the ‘70s. He also didn’t need a spread sheet to tell him if someone was a good ballplayer. If a team…
They don't make commercials like this anymore, man. The Whitey Herzog/Jack Buck Busch beer ads have to be some of the best commercials to ever grace the St. Louis airwaves. "They don't call this a double steal for nothing" 😂
Thank you DJ, keep it up. One kid, one team at a time.
@GreggOlson30 I’m just a humble little league coach, but my kids would be sat next to me and taught why the disrespect will not be tolerated the first time. A second time would result in them not participating. That bullshit has no place in baseball imo.
@JohnFonterosa @S_U_Network Too many beers 🍻 My bad Messed up names
Great to see Strawberry at Dwight Gooden’ retirement of his number. Via Mets
I just need you guys to see this.
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Baseball fans will get this.
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s daughter comes out as TRANS during her grandfathers funeral. Seraphina Rose, 15, announced her new boys name ‘Fin’ whilst appearing with her head shaved at a memorial service for her grandfather over the weekend She told the memorial service,…
@DFiosa Born and raised in Chicago. Ain’t no way he didn’t recognize it was police from their car. Any Ford SUV is police until proven otherwise.
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