Jonny @JonnyExists
I have been known to breathe in (and occasionally out again), without thinking about spaceships. Manchester, UK Joined February 2013-
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Once again for the Brexit liars & dummies 1/ All countries start with their own market standards, regulated & customs territory. If an outsider wants to sell on it you must prove you meet its standards & pay a tariff at its border
Five quid says every existing council road re-surfacing, scheduled rail maintenance/upgrade and bypass gets a shiny new "Network North" sticker slapped on it. They honestly think we can't se straight through them.
I simply want British science journalism to start ending articles with "many boffins died to bring us this information"
One more time for the extremely slow; The WEF is not a secretive shadow government. It's a PR exercise for billionaires and their pet politicians to pretend they're a legitimate part of global governance rather than parasites. Lock them all up, sure. But it's not a conspiracy.
Anyone else feel their eyes roll every time Starmer staccatos out WOR-KING-PE-OPLE like a populist Davros?
At what point of illness is it acceptable to do a Covoniabomb?
The problem is not simply that capitalism produces too much, but that it produces the wrong stuff: SUVs, fast fashion and planned obsolescence instead of public transit, affordable housing and universal healthcare. It overuses resources and still fails to meet even basic needs.
I suppose we don't do the angle of the LOTO Cenotaph thing anymore because its purpose no longer is required?
I appreciate not everyone is a massive nerd. So I'm going to attempt to explain what just happened in parliament. Because it is BEYOND batshit levels of foot-shooting by Team Truss. /1
A brexit supporter on Quora asked me to explain something I had written about trade law, with a question about a subject that I know confuses a lot of people and makes them think the EU is applying different rules to the UK than to its other trade partners.
In an incredibly tight field, my current front-runner for funniest thing to happen today is David Frost being so afraid of being left out of the news cycle he circulated a resignation letter from a Cabinet he's not actually in.
We're going to need a bigger Zelensky
Look at these evil cunts. Seeing desperate refugees fleeing an invasion, and smelling an opportunity to boost applications for fruit picking jobs. Not a single soul between the entire Tory party.
PM attended “handful” of the gatherings when indoor socialising banned - but witnessed more. “He would come in and say ‘Hello everyone, had a hard week? Letting off some steam? Oh great’. “The idea he didn’t know there were drinks is total nonsense."
It's all one big money making party for Boris and chums
Steve Peers @StevePeers
160K Followers 92K Following Professor of EU Law & Human Rights Law, @rhul_law. Latest book: EU Justice and Home Affairs Law, 5th ed (OUP), published Oct 2023. Usual disclaimers.
❄️ Blizzard Comed.. @BlizzardComedy
940 Followers 951 Following A safe space for audiences. A platform for under-represented and marginalised acts. A genuine alternative to mainstream comedy clubs.
Joe Hardy 🇺🇦 �.. @BlokeOnWheels
61K Followers 43K Following Founder #RightToLove campaign. #DisabilityRights pro-EU anti- Tory Anti-GOP NUFC/BTFC fan pink wig wearer, love🐈 follow @ai_fantasy19 if you like my #AIArt
Victoria Stiles @ViolettaCrisis
2K Followers 2K Following Holder of a disused PhD in history. Knows too much about the cross-pollination of fascism and British imperialism. Unrelatedly really hates cherubs. (she / her)
Miffy @miffythegamer
38K Followers 16K Following Composer, musician, book lover. Gay as a lark. Left handed. Generally happy. Always curious. Never bored.
Nilsa Benjamine @BenjamineN57591
75 Followers 5K Following
Michael Almashie @melvbrns
65 Followers 242 Following Passionate changemaker promoting sustainability and inspiring communities.
Pa Newson @newson_pa69537
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Patricia Mcclennon @PMcclennon71776
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Iyla Carina @IylCarina
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Audrina Engebretsen @AudrinaEng29942
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Bobbie Ereth @ere_bobb
73 Followers 5K Following
Jordan Rivera💙📢.. @Jordanriv
15K Followers 15K Following Occupational Therapist, UNISON NEC. Campaigning for NHS, & NHS pay rise. 🌈 She/her. 💙 @jordanrivera.bsky.social All tweets in a personal capacity 🇵🇸
Richard Hewison @RichardHewison
23K Followers 23K Following #FBPE #FBPPR Rejoin EU Party Treasurer, personal account. Candidate for London Assembly 2024 (imprint pinned below) #RejoinEU @rejoinp #LGBTIQA+ 🏳️🌈
Credne's Cod Peace @CrednesCodPeace
5K Followers 5K Following Credne's Cod Peace is an electronic music composer, the alter ego of a random working class bloke.
Robert Busch @robert_busch65
6K Followers 7K Following Molecular Immunologist at Univ. of Roehampton. Amateur choral singer. London-dwelling German dismayed by Brexit #FBPE and by climate change inaction. Agnostic.
Dodie Petree @DodiePetre41513
50 Followers 5K Following
Dorsetfella #FBPE @philip_jewer
7K Followers 8K Following Dorset-dwelling yokel. Financial services twat. Grumpy about Brexit - it's totally disastrous - proud member of the 48%. Woke snowflake. Sweary.
Kerry Hammond @KerryHa05720975
94 Followers 678 Following
Amelia Earhar🇪🇸.. @star85069
297 Followers 610 Following Yacht Sales | Face challenges with love and courage | and look forward to creating a dreamy water journey with you in the future.🛳
SIMON ANDROS @AndrosSimo17794
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Peter Young @PeterYoung55290
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Heather Loftin @HeatherL38797
77 Followers 3K Following
Rob Boardman @Monty72UK
718 Followers 2K Following Middle-aged miserable bugger. Internationalist, Democratic Socialist and Green Party member, with a somewhat guilty fossil fuel motorbike habit.
Celeste Hermosura @HermosuCeles
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Robbi Kenaan @KenaanRobb66195
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Romilly Wynes @wyne_romil
85 Followers 5K Following
john @cynicalsydney1
364 Followers 479 Following Abolish the monarchy it just perpetuates the class system.
TheNoseKnows 🤍🇬.. @theOriginalG84
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Sir Matthew of Liverp.. @sirmatthew1976
760 Followers 2K Following
Lorene Gleim @lor_gle
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Skyblueabo @Skyblueabo
383 Followers 958 Following
Kelsey Hurt @kelsey_hur22394
12 Followers 750 Following
Peter G 🇺🇦🇺�.. @Petie42885201
6K Followers 6K Following Self-Serving Liars are Destroying our Nation. FBPE Never vote Tory. also on Bsky @petie42885201-bsky-social
len fitzpatrick @len_fitzpatrick
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John and Anne-Marie #.. @JohnAnneMarie2
6K Followers 6K Following 🇪🇺 🇫🇷 🇪🇺 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 #ProudToBeEuropean #FBPE #RemainersWereRight Believe in fairness/kindness, not political correctness, higher dimensions, afterlife.
Marcus Fil #FBPA 💙 @englishfil
3K Followers 4K Following Cynical software person, dodgy past and murky present. Half-Swiss by birth but terribly English. LGBTQXYZ friendly and total Europhile.#SmugRemoaner
Adam of Preston 🇬�.. @acjenky
2K Followers 3K Following Sarcastic sod. Like: courage, honesty, efficiency. Hate: cruelty, greed, bullies, waste. Some say I’m too sweary, but WTF do they know 😉
Philip Freeman @PhilipmFreeman
244 Followers 676 Following editor | producer | creator | 🏀 dad | Newcastle Eagles 🦅 | poet | as woke as woke can be
Incontinentia Buttock.. @cbt_185
155 Followers 376 Following LFC, Ex Airborne, well travelled (around the world literally) anti Brexit I can't see the point, Rock, Metal, some punk, FC St Pauli, lovely Wife
Ludicrous proposition @dmcaleese
38 Followers 278 Following Inordinately curious, some might say downright nosey. l can't abide stupidity. It's a shield that no amount of facts or truth can penetrate.
Aunty Tori @AuntyTori
2K Followers 3K Following Why are you looking here? To confirm or refute your interpretation of my tweet? Unlucky!
triplegoddess #NotMyG.. @hashish62
3K Followers 4K Following From the wild west (Cornwall) #Tories out , thats all that matters
B.E.Andre #3Point5�.. @B_E_Andre
16K Followers 16K Following Seriously annoying in a specific & limited way. 🇵🇱🇬🇧Manc author: #WithBloodandScars, shed-dweller. Believer in diversity, linguist. #FBPE #FBPPR
Essie @essiecrow1
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JEROEN @JEROEN917784
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Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar
428K Followers 3K Following Contributing Editor @novaramedia. Views my own. Literature bore. Anarcho-fabulous. Muslim. THFC. Kebab aficionado. Luxury communism now!
Russ Jones @RussInCheshire
303K Followers 1K Following Writer, 'The Decade In Tory', 'Four Chancellors and a Funeral' and 'Tories: The End of an Error' (expected soon after the election).
Owen Jones @OwenJones84
1.1M Followers 6K Following Socialist, antifascist, writer in various places, geriatric millennial, GQ's 9th Worst Dressed Man in 2016. He/him. YouTube channel https://t.co/KOwFSPHf2t 🏳️🌈
James Felton @JimMFelton
329K Followers 3K Following Bestselling author 52 Times Britain Was A Bellend: https://t.co/IOylVjHwzA Sunburn, a funny book about how shit The Sun is: https://t.co/Zewi6HPEDE
Sue Perkins 💙 @sueperkins
1.2M Followers 460 Following Mutton dressed as mutton. NETFLIX SERIES #perfectlylegal streaming worldwide now. PODCAST: https://t.co/wYRb9e5D0e
Richard Murphy @RichardJMurphy
252K Followers 1K Following Economic justice campaigner. Professor of Accounting Practice, Sheffield University. Former chartered accountant. Political economist. Opinions all my own.
Femi @Femi_Sorry
411K Followers 3K Following Femi Oluwole 🇬🇧Law grad Don't like when my government abets genocide 🍉 https://t.co/vumLBkQRxS Write for Independent Media enquiries: By Direct Message
A C Grayling #FBPE #R.. @acgrayling
157K Followers 24K Following Philosopher, Author @NortheasternLdn
Otto English @Otto_English
158K Followers 2K Following Born Andrew Scott. Aggravating entity. Author of Fake History. Fake Heroes out 25 May. Representation @pew_literary
Ian Dunt @IanDunt
409K Followers 4K Following Jumped-up baldy. Liberal extremist. Columnist, author, podcaster, substacker.
Edwin Hayward @edwinhayward
73K Followers 478 Following Author: 'Slaying Brexit Unicorns' (see link below). Tweets: Brexit, UK politics, and also fun geeky stuff. Expect facts and stats, sarcasm and gallows humour.
Steve Peers @StevePeers
160K Followers 92K Following Professor of EU Law & Human Rights Law, @rhul_law. Latest book: EU Justice and Home Affairs Law, 5th ed (OUP), published Oct 2023. Usual disclaimers.
Nick Tyrone @NicholasTyrone
81K Followers 7K Following Creator of "This Week in Brexitland". Author of several books. Not big on Brexit.
❄️ Blizzard Comed.. @BlizzardComedy
940 Followers 951 Following A safe space for audiences. A platform for under-represented and marginalised acts. A genuine alternative to mainstream comedy clubs.
Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle
2.7M Followers 1K Following Here Comes The Guillotine Podcast. A Short History of the Apocalypse out late 2024. MANAGED ACCOUNT.
terry christian @terrychristian
151K Followers 9K Following Award Winning Radio & TV presenter,,Mcr Music Guru, & Stand Up, Man Utd. Agnt https://t.co/NRC3pzdDBc https://t.co/6POh9aGfL0
Alex Andreou @sturdyAlex
139K Followers 2K Following I write, act, sing, broadcast and cook. Occasionally, even for money. #OGWN & #Bunker team. Bluesky: @ sturdyalex Threads/Insta: @ themagicbayleaf
Victoria Stiles @ViolettaCrisis
2K Followers 2K Following Holder of a disused PhD in history. Knows too much about the cross-pollination of fascism and British imperialism. Unrelatedly really hates cherubs. (she / her)
Star Wars Explained @StarWarsExplain
151K Followers 2K Following Alex and @MollieDamon create videos explaining @StarWars topics and do extensive reviews on Star Wars movies, comics, TV and books.
Robert Busch @robert_busch65
6K Followers 7K Following Molecular Immunologist at Univ. of Roehampton. Amateur choral singer. London-dwelling German dismayed by Brexit #FBPE and by climate change inaction. Agnostic.
John O'Farrell @mrjohnofarrell
56K Followers 2K Following Recent stuff: Family Politics (novel), Just For One Day; the Live Aid musical, Chicken Run Dawn of the Nugget, Mrs Doubtfire (musical), We Are History (podcast)
Niall Ó Conghaile �.. @nialloconghaile
4K Followers 2K Following Views my own; RT = interest, not endorsement.
Pod Save the UK @podsavetheuk
6K Followers 119 Following Bringing humour and hope to UK Politics since 2023, with hosts @MrNishKumar and @cocobyname. A @crookedmedia and @reducedlisten podcast.
Sam and King Lucy the.. @KingLucythe1st
3K Followers 2K Following King of cats, lording it over the minions. My mum Sam tweets about me, law, food, & other things that interest her https://t.co/eMjgR00BSg
Michael M. 🇨🇭�.. @vivamjm
26K Followers 13K Following Leeds lad. Worked 30 years at the Freight Forwarding & logistics/coalface with owner drivers thru intro of fax machines & C88s to 2017. Escaped using my FoM 😉
Jacob Öberg @Jacobbe79601492
12K Followers 9K Following PhD @EUI_EU, Full Professor of European Union Law @SyddanskUni, Guest Professor @orebrouni #EUlaw, #EUpolicy, #brexit nerd. Views always my own.
greenest beanest @GeorgiaMaeSixx
1K Followers 943 Following Yep, I'm still looking for people to form a ska punk band with me (she/her)
Kryten @ActualKryten
8K Followers 21 Following Glorified bog bot with ideas above his station. Admirer of human frailties such as pride, arrogance, lying, cheating and cowardice. [email protected]
Abigail Thorn @PhilosophyTube
337K Followers 1K Following Actress & Writer. Eurus in STAR WARS; Nocturne in BALDUR’S GATE 3; Jess in DJANGO; Hotspur in THE PRINCE. Also Philosophy Tube and @KillJamesBond ✨👑
ciaran the euro couri.. @vanmaneuro
53K Followers 8K Following European courier and ptsd sufferer so please be https://t.co/oxkIvEqGf1 tweets are based on experience
SRA Ireland @SRAIreland
467 Followers 266 Following The membership body for social researchers in Ireland. Follow for events, vacancies and research updates.
Rebeca ✨ @nymphfatale
1K Followers 491 Following a thinking man's betty boop. in 2016 i was hospitalized for approaching perfection.
Journalist Education @JournoSchool
12K Followers 99 Following What school did that British Journalist go to, how much did it cost (2023 fees), and did they go to Oxbridge? Got it wrong? DMs open for corrections
Kitty 🐀 @kittyrufous
140 Followers 619 Following Planets come and go. Stars perish. Matter disperses, coalesces, forms into other patterns, other worlds. Nothing can be eternal
jewdⒶs // ייִדה.. @jewdas
46K Followers 3K Following Radical Voices for the Alternative Diaspora || Refugees Welcome || Gratuitously Jewish
The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads
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November @postoctobrist
52K Followers 1K Following some kind of horse jester. @trashfuturepod/@wtyppod/@killjamesbond. she/her but they/them if you’re mad at me
thank you for this @dril
1.8M Followers 426 Following My posts help mentally ill peoples brains. I want to do good. I Want to bring value to this platform. That is my Quest. My Dream
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22K Followers 3K Following We design ownership models for a democratic and sustainable economy.
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John Finnemore @JohnFinnemore
62K Followers 334 Following Makes his own fun. Although not very often here, now they've turned it into a haunted fairground, with a cross scratched on the gate to remind you to keep away.
@LazyTitan258 @JonnyExists @Femi_Sorry @Jackcdawes Can you tell me what constitutional issues make it difficult? We had a ref in AV so it must be possible to change the voting system. They just changed the London mayoral voting system. What’s the problem?
@LazyTitan258 @JonnyExists @Femi_Sorry @Jackcdawes I only lend my vote to Lab and if it was tight with tories I would feel I have to again, but I’m not going to vote for a landslide in an undemocratic voting system which they support.
@LazyTitan258 @JonnyExists @Femi_Sorry @Jackcdawes I don’t think I can influence them. I’m just not voting for them because of it.
@LazyTitan258 @JonnyExists @Femi_Sorry @Jackcdawes It wasn’t in his gift but yeah I’d have taken a 2nd ref. Still would. And I believe that’ll happen the parliament after the first PR GE.
@LazyTitan258 @JonnyExists @Femi_Sorry @Jackcdawes Lab members voted for it two years ago before they were nailed on, before the manifesto was written. Starmer has gotten power hungry and damn the country afterwards.
@JackElsom This action looks like an election gimick. They can only be detained for a few weeks. Flights if they go ahead will not be for 10 weeks. So they are detaining people for votes? Its really disgusting.
@JackElsom Blatant attempt to influence local elections. @ElectoralCommUK where are you??????
@JackElsom They are classified as asylum seekers, not migrants. This is the government's own term for them.
The right trollbots will proclaim nothing to see, but that just shows their lack of concern for UK traditions, which has been amply demonstrated before. I like to hope that Labour in government will try to stop some of the worst, but who knows really...
@LazyTitan258 @Femi_Sorry @Jackcdawes They can’t change for this election but they can put it in their manifesto. U really can’t think tories would catch up Labour because they added PR? If New Lab had done it, we wouldn’t have these tories or Brexit. If Lab don’t do it now, tories will be back in ten years.
@LazyTitan258 @Femi_Sorry @Jackcdawes Oh my gosh, that’s the whole point. There shouldn’t be a wasted vote. It’s only wasted because of the system Labour protect.
You really have to work hard to plumb the logic of “we enslaved millions of people over centuries, impoverished a whole global region, invested millions of pounds in doing it, fought wars to protect it, but it wasn’t very profitable, so that’s OK.”
@LizWebsterSBF @Keir_Starmer I export non-food products along with tens of 1000s of other SMEs. It would be of no help at all. I’ve lost most of my EU customers on top of other damaging consequences. Starmer just won’t cut it and will need to be ousted at first opportunity, IF he wins GE.
So👇I'm an EU lorry driver with fresh food & plants. Before, I had free access to🇬🇧 Now I turn up at Dover, get sent 20miles to Sevington (which shuts at 7pm so will have to sleep in my truck, food going off) and pay up to £5 000 instead of £100 Guess what! I ain't coming back!
Here’s a new one. Sevington border facility will *technically* close at 7pm every day inasmuch as there’ll be no border force officials there. Seems some kind of agency is needed to cover after 7pm. How will that work? @vivamjm @PippaMusgrave1 #BBCFarmingToday #BrexitShambles
Any fool country can *unilaterally* drop its pants to the other (as you "why do we need to do this?" seem to be advocating @IainDale ) ... but then you are simply unilaterally advantaging/favouring the other's exporters over your own..... And smugglers
letting Israel kill every single Palestinian is the price we have to pay for the Democrats to give us nothing. If we're good. this is just how the world works
“The Vietnam protest—-“ Were followed by Richard Nixon becoming President, Republicans dominating politics until the 1990’s, and Democrats shifting towards hard on crime policies. Y’all want to talk about history but don’t want to talk about how it fits together. 1968-1992.
@archer_rs The west is actively supplying weapons and aid to Ukraine against Russia... while sending weapons to Israel and aid to Gaza. Foreign policy is complicated, unless it involves Russia.
@archer_rs It's also noticeable that there is not the same level of international governmental support for the people of Gaza as there is for the people of Ukraine.
Ranvir Singh, "Price of food imported from the EU to rise because of Brexit border checks coming into force today" "The additional Brexit red tape, will cost the food industry £200,000,000 which will mean higher prices at the till" Grocer, David Josephs, "The new Brexit…
Postmasters call for the immediate suspension of all Post Office executives involved in the Horizon Scandal. They need to be prosecuted, used lies, corporate power to bludgeon innocent people into submission. So far no one charged. Will they ever be? archive.ph/ylhsi
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