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That couple that was dancing to brown eyed girl is now dancing to "moves like Jager" but in the same way and its and its adorable.
The drunkest guy here's named Kyle and that's ok.
I am actively watching a girl realize she shouldn't be dancing with the coke guy. It's beautiful.
Kyle is yelling about cars at me, and I'm too busy laughing at how all these old white people are dancing the same to listen.
Kyle stole a bottle of wine from the servers station and it's making me so anxious I can't look at the table.
There's an old couple dancing to brown eyes girl, and one dude in his 30s who's clearly on coke.
How loud can YOU yell about your baby in a public bathroom?
A server just poured boiling coffee all over my legs.
I'm playing "guess who works for the union, and who's terrified to be here like me"
I'm at a Christmas dinner for an electricians union. 150 old men and their wives in on room, I don't know anybody.
@J_Goldstein I want to thank you for your work. Wiretap was incredibly important to me as a teen, and Heavyweight is now my favourite podcast. You're conversation with Marchel had me laughing like a fool in public today, and his wife's words had me in tears. Love from Halifax!
@Bell_Aliant they don't even have the same numbering system. Apt A, apt 5, apt F2, none of these exist. Cut this silly paper spam mail out of your budget and maybe we won't have to pay out the nose for your services.
@Bell_Aliant care to explain why you sent me 8 spam letters in one day? For 7 apartments that don't exist? We already pay you. You should know this stuff.
This lady's walker has "escape" written on it.
White teenage dudes with Odd Future sweaters and scooters. Cool.
Either this girl is watching GoT at my shop or her ketamine just kicked in. The horror is real.
Just dreamt I found a triangular Sri Lankan Jeff Rosenstock Record for 1.50 at a book store on quinpool. What is my brain
"Holy fuck that guys annoying. I've taken 5 hits of acid in a storm and been more put together." -guy working at Needs
"I pay for accuracy and shortwindedness" ZTB
What is it about parties that makes people unable to close my front fucking door?
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SignsEverywhere @SignsOnEbay
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Bell Aliant @Bell_Aliant
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28K Followers 94 Following @J_Goldstein goes back to the moment everything changed. Made @pushkinpods by @kalilaholt & @LaneStevie. New episodes this fall.
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83K Followers 419 Following Always dress up for your selfie. I run @gimletmedia.
Alex Goldman @AGoldmund
104K Followers 4K Following Journalist. host of @hyperfixedpod. co-host of @amityvilleville. used to host @replyall. the P on my hat is for Perfect Sweet Boy
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Reply All @replyall
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John Hodgman @hodgman
826K Followers 4K Following Good evening, my name is John Hodgman. I didn't ask for or pay for this blue check, and I am rarely ever here anymore.
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357K Followers 0 Following Located between 3rd and Main in the Oak Lawn Shopping Center! Not part of Blockbuster Corporate. We're all on our own. Commentary.
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390 Followers 355 Following Trying to be a Historian but people keep asking me what kinda job that will get me 🤙🏻
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Andrew Bush @andycbush
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42 Followers 102 Following Band of chumps. [email protected] Facebook/instagram: tigersharktheband
Lacie Games @LacieGames
81 Followers 0 Following Terrible gamer, trying to get better while you watch. #heroesofthestorm #blizzard
Ross Putman @femscriptintros
38K Followers 0 Following Producer. These are intros for female leads in actual scripts I read. Names changed to JANE, otherwise verbatim. Update as I go. Apologies if I quote your work.
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3K Followers 718 Following Peggys Cove is beautiful. Its waves are dangerous. Stay away from the edge of the water. Don't be a moron. Don't do this shit.
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