Jordan Haarmann @JordanHaarmann

Luckiest Husband. Fantasy footballer. Lifetime member of #STLCardinalsNation and #NinerGang Joined November 2013

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Jordan Haarmann @JordanHaarmann

11 months ago

@49ersSportsTalk 143 total yards and 1 TD

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a year ago

@DynastyDadFF So just about half the backups in the league are “sleepers”? So you can tell us next year inevitably that you told us to draft the one who gets to play because of an injury

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3 years ago

@Rob_Lowder Two weeks in a row they’ve put to rest the narrative that Shanahan can’t win from behind. Chiefs have been a first half dominant offense, with a second half defense that has given up very little all season. Going to have to start better in the big one on both sides of the ball!

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3 years ago

@Coach_Yac

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3 years ago

@Rob_Lowder Shanahan’s decision at the end of the half to be ultra conservative and settle for a long field goal when he doesn’t do that all year is why January/February Shanahan drives me crazy!! I have all the faith in Brock to win us games like this at the end. May need 2 more GW drives!

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Jordan Haarmann @JordanHaarmann

3 years ago

@49ersSportsTalk Built different in the Midwest!

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3 years ago

@areasports That’s a bad time to get T’d up. It’s still a ballgame with time. Can’t have your coach lose his cool like that

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Jordan Haarmann @JordanHaarmann

3 years ago

@Eheinz56 Eagles done for. See ya in the NFC Championship

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3 years ago

@49ersSportsTalk 265 yards, 2 TDs, 1 int. Meanwhile CMC has 160 scrimmage yards and 2 TDs, locks up MVP after Lamar stumbles against the Dolphins

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Jordan Haarmann @JordanHaarmann

3 years ago

@jarvy0486 tiktok.com/t/ZT85aJ58X/

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Jordan Haarmann @JordanHaarmann

3 years ago

@grantcohn Instead of tweeting, don’t.

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Jordan Haarmann @JordanHaarmann

4 years ago

@jeezydontdoit43 In the last 3 days, it’s been Titans, Jets, Dallas (Fuck Philly), Bears, now Philly. You all over the place my dude! It’s Bang Bang Niner Gang and that’s it

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Jordan Haarmann @JordanHaarmann

4 years ago

@TheRock @XFL2023 @XFLBattlehawks Get your candy ass to the Battledome!!!!

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4 years ago

@FanDuel Matt Forte’s rookie season helped get me my first title

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4 years ago

@STLRamsHistory The first XLF game and the “Fuck Stan Kroenke” chants

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+EV Bettors @EVBettors

4 years ago

Done lots of educational videos at this point... If you want to *actually* make $ betting, here's the top ones: 1) Intro to profitable betting: youtu.be/rbqJAY0xcGY 2) Positive EV: youtu.be/9SxkrRc6kgE 3) Arbitrage: youtu.be/1rVWb7YivNk 4) Math: youtu.be/PB0Rc6rzMxA