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#foxtrot @wesostler maybe I'll skip buying that extra drone from you. I like my hair. gocomics.com/foxtrot/2015/0…
I want this tweet to go viral. So imagine a kitten getting hit in the nuts with a leaked photo of the iPhone 7. #LSSC
“It isn’t true that curiosity killed the cat. Usually, cats are done in by coyotes or Peterbilts.” - Deeply Odd
My procrastination of changing my clock six months ago finally paid off.
Called in an order 1hr ahead and then waiting in line for 1hr equals Papa Murphys version of Black Friday. How fun!
Two girls, a lifetime of stereotypes, and one powerful performance to shatter them. (via @Upworthy) upworthy.com/awful-religiou…
My daughter just said the way to always have fun is to walk around like a duck and quack
Did you see the mystery #soldier over I-15 in @LehiCity today? ksl.to/UKJkJ1
“@nandespain: @JunstinReads Miss you. We need to get together. :-)” Miss you too!
@nandespain #comewithmenow has the #bestlyrics "I think with my heart and I move with my head." Thank you #Kongos
So excited for the Apple Watch. For centuries, we’ve checked the time by looking at our phones. Having it on your wrist? Genius. #AppleLive
If you want to learn Japanese, here's a great site: apple.com #AppleLive
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A crazy man destroys his shrink's life with baby steps.
Daughter 1: What's an isolated thunderstorm? Daughter 2: It means it's lonely. (Too funny!!)
I was just browsing the online classifieds and saw the title "Free Gold And Delicious Apples". I didn't know the price of gold was that bad!
I just realized that my #daydreaming is nothing more than the voices in my head backing up their ideas to #cloudstorage
RT The more I try to commit to a diet the more cool snacks start popping up. Case in point :p
I just read that many wealthy people buy kidnap insurance. Why would they want to ensure they'll be kidnapped?
@billamend The latest comic shows he has his finger on the pulse of the nation. Maybe I need a road trip. foxtrot.com/2014/08/03/gla…
Someone just reminded me that ignorance is bliss. Without thought I stupidly said, "I need to learn more about that."