The entire first number in Beauty and the Beast is “damn this bitch is hot, shame shes so autistic” so anyway shes my favorite Disney princess because she’s also a monsterfucker
@pizzzazlut I think it’s beautiful that Langdon is trying really hard to change, but sometimes, that change just comes too late and the wife is already done. Also, I’m not convinced people really can change as much as we pretend they can. Sometimes you’re just not good together.
now that we’re talking about the good place can we all agree how insane it is that kristen bell didn’t get a single emmy nomination for eleanor shellstrop???? i’ll actually never get over that
@RaeSheff@kngdnspell He restarted his fourth year, which is his last. For those graduating, they end in May. S3’s in November. November 2026 to May 2027 is six months :)
coworker talking to me about the p*tt and i have to pretend like i watch it in a normal person way and know a normal amount about the cast and production
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