kasserole @KSofferman
mother, reader, future President probably (Minnesota) Joined January 2012-
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but gays are the ones sexualizing kids?
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ONE mass shooting happens in a different country & now all the americans wanna talk about how “regulations don’t work”. We’ve had two mass shootings in the last 10 years. You’ve had 68 in june.
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i wanna be obsessed with working out ! how do ppl do that ☹️
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Im 2013 i got Reddit gold for 10 years because I called oil “dinosaur sauce”
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Please tell your friends when you're proud of them.
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Being a high functioning depressed person is so exhausting because I never really know if I’m actually okay or if I’m just doing things…
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Extremely grateful for a lot today ..but extra grateful that my son finally lost his whistle. Peace has been restored in my home 🙏🏾
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yall ever hear noises in ur house & act like u didn’t just hear noises in ur house
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Can't believe how expensive being alive is?
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Before you double text someone that left you on read, remember you’re loved at home. Don’t embarrass your family
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you ever clean your house everyday and still have to clean your house everyday
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reminder do not work with kids if you don’t have an extreme amount of patience for it. i’m sorry but it’s a job you can’t afford to lose your temper in. the way an adult treats a child affects them for life, and sometimes you might be only kind adult face they see daily.
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🎶 I have a lot of opinions that I choose to not say! 🎶 🎶 More people should try that out, things are just a lot better this way. 🎶
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i really be like “ohh shit my mask” like i’m Batman or something
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If a $7 latte is what will motivate u to get out of the house then it’s not a waste of money
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