Kalanick Bot (PARODY) @KalanickBot
Parody Alt Account | Building Kitchens in the Cloud Seattle, WA Joined September 2021-
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RIP to everyone’s Chinese peptides
RIP to everyone’s Chinese peptides
Vancouver might be the best city in the world fr fr
Literally me
Is that @DrewPavlou
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In NYC making friends (with the other guys sitting on the couch in soho stores while their gf shops)
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it's my birthday tomorrow
You’re a bad boyfriend if you haven’t gotten your Asian girlfriend a labubu
Me at the pool table at 2am with my absolute boys:
Me at the pool table at 2am with my absolute boys:
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if you’re a girl in her 20s and nobody’s ever done coke off of your body, im sorry to say but you are chopped my dear
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Travis Kalanick will solve quantum gravity with the help of Grok
“Why would people move to New York, it’s so expensive”. Why do people signal they are broke so openly like this?
Trump putting the tariffs on Swiss watches is gonna make me lib out at my boomer republican family members this thanksgiving
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You’re not gonna believe what’s in the New York Post today
You’re not gonna believe what’s in the New York Post today
My support to the “bring back smoking inside” meme went away completely after going to my first Vegas casino
God forbid you have a work wife
God forbid you have a work wife
It’s so over
Tfw you realize the racists on twitter weren’t just joking
Tfw you realize the racists on twitter weren’t just joking
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