Kate Marchand @KateMarchand1

DC || AU || ΣΚ Joined July 2012

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ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt

6 years ago

thinkin about what i’m gonna tell my relatives when they ask why i’m single this year. so far i’ve come up with “i’m trying to find myself” but that makes me sound like a fuckboi with a chin strap so idk

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Kate Marchand @KateMarchand1

6 years ago

occasionally I wish I was born wayyy before this time

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Kate Marchand @KateMarchand1

6 years ago

No one tells you how exhausting it is to sit and stare at a computer all day

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RJ @jasman_ryan

6 years ago

I’m at the age where I finally understand why anyone would be happy to win a new appliance on The Price Is Right

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Jhay @sandavidcito

6 years ago

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Kate Marchand @KateMarchand1

6 years ago

Seeing children wearing Trump hats makes me physically sick

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marge @margaretg_15

6 years ago

Women: can we have access to affordable birth control? Men: NO Women: can we have access to safe abortions? Men: absolutely NOT Women: okay can you wear a condom? Men: ... it doesn’t feel as good :/

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lalita🌻 @lalaa_408

6 years ago

S/o to my 11 year old brother for grabbing my wax pen when i forgot it in the car 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Kate Marchand @KateMarchand1

7 years ago

Unclear how I just became a second semester senior but mkay

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Kate Marchand @KateMarchand1

7 years ago

I was told I looked like I was ‘on edge’ and handed a bottle of champagne...happy thanksgiving!

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Kate Marchand @KateMarchand1

7 years ago

Questioning why there isn’t happy hour at the airport

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Kate Marchand @KateMarchand1

7 years ago

Don’t know if I should be happy or concerned that the lady at Starbucks knows my name...

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Kate Marchand @KateMarchand1

7 years ago

Unpopular opinion: I get offended when I don’t get carded

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nick @nickhansonMN

7 years ago

you know i really thought 2018 was gonna be a good year but here we are 10 months later and uhhh... I guess i'll try again next year lol

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ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt

7 years ago

when I open someone’s snapchat and don’t respond i’m never like “yo fuck that person”, i just don’t have a response, but when someone does it to me my immediate thought is like “o ok they want to dance on my grave got it”