Kate Rotz @KateRotz
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. Joined July 2010-
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me: i’ll have the mouse for dessert waiter: that’s mousse, sir me: hmm, that’ll be too much
You know you’re true friends when you spend ten minutes discussing the different types of meows your cats have in re-enacting detail
The girl doing my pedicure asked if I paint and trim my own nails and when I said yes she said, quite savagely, yeah I can tell
My tweets have been on a steady decline ever since 2020. I blame Covid for this decrease in my comedic day to day humor.
*goes to a nice restaurant* *slowly puts teeth into purse as server greets us, never breaking eye contact*
Just because you have a micropenis does not mean you’re required to rev your car engine 18 times upon arrival to your apartment
We love a good gas station bathroom that claims cleanliness is their priority, as a dead spider falls out of the tp dispenser onto the suspiciously crusty yellow-tinted floor
Today I spent five mins on the GED website before realizing I’m trying to study for the GRE, which is similar but also very different. Okay Siri I get it I need to go back to school
New branding idea: women’s boxers called Fruit of the Womb
I don’t charge my husbands card but I did make him get this game on his phone too so I can play it on mine and his 😂
🤯🤯🤯 I made a boo boo.... For months I've been addicted to this home design game and I've been purchasing diamonds so I could play more. Well I thought I was charging it to my card..... I wasn't.... This whole time it was charging my fiancés card. For months. 😬😬
Why do sharks get an entire week dedicated to them? It seems really discriminatory towards dolphins
@Zac7Sparky you already know
I told my wife we could go out to eat absolutely anywhere she wanted. She chose a Mexican restaurant so she could order queso. Girls don't want to be wined and dined. They just want to eat their body weight in cheese.
For the longest time I thought gaslighting was just when your gas light turns to E and I was like why is this such a bad thing this happens to me on a frequent basis but I manage to make it to a pump with a single mile left in the tank but now I’m like oh yeah yikes 😕
@beansanddrums She does that to mine too so guess she loves us just the same 🤷🏻♀️
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NVMA @beansanddrums
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audrey @audreydotgov
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Mark Makes Art @MarkMakeArt247
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Sarah Francis @smcowden
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82 Followers 142 Following “I really should have a Tweeter account...” FHU’20
Kelsie Kelton @kelton_kelsie
11 Followers 33 Following *This is my study abroad account. Twitter locked me out of my old one & I can't fix it until I return home, lol.
jake, or something @Jaketherake98
432 Followers 444 Following Name one hot man with bangs. That’s right. You can’t. (he/him)
Kelly Dickey @simplyKellyK
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Wild Life Daily @WildLifeDaily1
430 Followers 3K Following i will tweet pic & videos related to animals & plants searching from any social sites or anywhere else.
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746 Followers 827 Following all to Jesus I surrender, all to Him I freely give
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9K Followers 1K Following 📸 Self portrait photographer creating a fairytale around the world ✨ @canonusa ambassador 💃🏼 @superrare genesis live now: https://t.co/zLe2U4kCRW
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445 Followers 554 Following photographer from Pittsburgh. animal and plant lover. check out my print shop 📸
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60 Followers 183 Following introverted photographer, cat lover, ultrarunner 🏴
john @johncwingfield
49K Followers 2K Following photographer | founder of The Millie Project, a 501(c)(3) nonprofit dedicated to supporting rescue dogs. In honor of my soul dog, Millie. 2013-2025 💛
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193 Followers 189 Following
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81K Followers 355 Following Fine Art Photographer https://t.co/bUh1B3XLcJ
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328 Followers 443 Following living lactose free in a lactose full society. FHU 2020
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368 Followers 603 Following Unrealistically Optimistic UT Fan - #TitanUp
Madison DeGraves @bandy1327
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bare @WallaBare
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Cowboy the Terrible @iJmillz
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Hunter Welsh @Welshman_P
5K Followers 3K Following Im always photographing Mother Nature's creation. 🌎 wholesome. 🙌 GOAT LORD 🐐
Drift @DrifterShoots
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jack @pompeee_
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NVMA @beansanddrums
52 Followers 42 Following Haven’t figured out how many of my ancestors are actually fish in human clothes
Eli @elivicksn
12K Followers 474 Following
audrey @audreydotgov
34 Followers 392 Following MSW Candidate at UTK • Song lyrics, typos, questions 🐌
d. i. richardson 🛰... @coda_cola_
47K Followers 7K Following 「Multi-genre #author & #poet」 I sometimes type numbers too. // Writing under new pen names soon!
Amelia and Emily Quot... @scottmeanbean
16 Followers 24 Following Just some resident queens and some funny stuff we say *distant screeching*
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