Spilled a great deal of mustard on the *airplane shirt* I just wore to see Top Gun: Maverick. Looks like it’s carpet bombing a runway of all beef franks for slovenly dads like me. Call sign: #Foodfight
These are strong words. Stronger still would be the NBA refusing to play until action is taken. Cancel the Stanley Cup playoffs. No more baseball. Start costing billionaires money.
At bedtime the 8 yo told me his teacher said: “Think of your mind like a pond full of fish and each fish is a feeling. Try to be the pond, not the fish.” And all I can say is primary school has significantly improved.
Heartbroken at the loss of life in Peshawar. I send prayers & support to victims & their loved ones. Our leaders must guarantee safety to all including Shia, Hazara, Hindu, Christian, Pashtun and Baloch. There is no peace until the most vulnerable can live and worship freely.
Heartbroken at the loss of life in Peshawar. I send prayers & support to victims & their loved ones. Our leaders must guarantee safety to all including Shia, Hazara, Hindu, Christian, Pashtun and Baloch. There is no peace until the most vulnerable can live and worship freely.
"[Russia] brought crematoriums with them... we don't want to kill them"
Ukrainian President Zelensky tells a press conference "the end of the world has arrived"
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